#sighs.

[bannerfallsmp]

WE'RE SO BACK

[savoye]

see i could be an amazing productive person and get to wrangling my various wips but what is actually going to happen is more video games and also bernard dowd

[hierophagy]

much to think about

[mechalot]

this truly was our forsaken u guys...

close-ups of the bits i really like. some characters have matching quotes/visuals btw ID LOVE for someone to pick this apart

quote sources under the cut!!!

Chance: Rockit Music's Roll or Die

Noli: his intro voiceline

Veeronica: DOT96's MAKE IT FUNKY NOW

Taph: 3 whole 💥 (explosion) emojis

John Doe: "ouch" in binary

1x1x1x1: Spoogynova's Domino Effect cover with lyrics

Dusekkar: my friend Celine!!! :-)

Guest 1337: The Last Guest

Elliot: Chappell Roan's HOT TO GO!

C00LKIDD: The Living Tombstone's Die In A Fire

Azure: weevildoing's Nurse Parallel, PMHNP

Two Time: weevildoing's Irreverent Girl

Jane Doe: The Crane Wives' Curses

Guest 666: Femtanyl's GIRL HELL 1999

Slasher & Noob: Flavor Foley's BUTCHER VANITY

007n7: The Living Tombstone's It's Been So Long

Shedletsky & Builderman: Scout (TF2) voiceline

iTrapped: Derivakat's Casino Royale

I REACHED THE TAG LIMIT SO I NEED TO YAP HERE. this was done in a community server (there was a lot of notes left around my art thank u guys <3 but i needed to edit them out for this post) over the course of 14 days!!! so just in time. SUPER FUN TO DO my favourite is john n jane doe's

you can TELL i went into this Not knowing whiteboardfox HAD A FILL TOOL. so thats my advice to anyone wanting to recreate this

[gatoburr0]

oh god I feel like I’m going insane but I needed to finish this thing. Meet Hyacinth, they’re like primarily based off of the matamata turtle (personal fav turtle). Gentlest soul you could ever encounter like ever.

This is already extremely comforting to me I might get obsessed

[official-sonic-team]

is this coherent. i feel like everyone casts sonic as the “goodie two shoes” and shadow as the “delinquent” when sonic is the original dude with a ‘tude.

[velvetwyrme]

which deception would have an sti AND fuck cars?

in reference to: https://www.tumblr.com/penny-anna/767952128217104384/imagine-youre-a-mechanic-in-the-transformers?source=share

okay. so. first off. anon, thank you for sending me this because the idea that you read that post and just went- "hey, you know who i should pose this question to?" and sent it to me- is hysterical and i lvoe u.

anyway theres also a Texty answer under the cut if you want to read that, because i genuinely DO have thoughts about this, but i wanted to draw that comic because this ask made me laugh very hard when i saw it in my inbox.

also, the thrilling conclusion of the comic answer:

he fucked that car!!!!!!!

continuation (autobots)

hi! Texty time. I think a lot of them would have/be one but not the other (either has a STI or is a Carfucker) but i included some of those here anyway because i think my thought process was funny for some of them. this is all purely my own opinions etc. etc. no basis for anything only vibes. i went through a lot of options and came to a lot of conclusions.

to reiterate the Chart for claritys sake:

Soundwave: No STI and no Carfucking. This is true across all versions of Soundwave imo. Rumble and Frenzy are a solid no on the STI front and a solid yes on the Carfucking.

Starscream: no STI, no Carfucking (despite what Soundwave thinks). TFP!Starscream specifically might have an STI though. Sorry man. Skywarp definitely has/had a STI but gets it treated on account of his trinemates. No Carfucking. Thundercracker would fuck a car but doesn't have an STI.

Shockwave: ??? - I'm not sure I want to know. "Once, as part of an experiment" was the original thing I wrote for his answer lol. True across continuities as well.

Anyway. moving on...

My actual answer for Megatron: REALLY depends on continuity. Here's a sample:

G1? Yeah, probably both. I can see it.

IDW/MTMTE? Nah. Maybe? ... Nah. I feel like if he had an STI it'd have been back when he was a miner. Would not fuck a car.

Earthspark? I feel like no STI but yes to the Carfucking. Except he feels really guilty about it after. I still haven't watched ES but this is the impression I get from him.

TFA? oh god. i don't know... i don't know....... he probably fucks cars. No STI.

TFP? Yeah absolutely are u kidding me? Yes to both.

Constructicons: I feel like they'd be a yes to both, but not at the same time, so they wouldn't have been the one/s to transmit a STI to a car. Also Hook would be ON TOP of treatment. Once they ALL got infected after combining into Devastator, and that was miserable for everyone. Nobody has fessed up to being the one who had it in the first place, but now they have treatment on hand just in case.

Also while on the topic of combiners... I think some of the Stunticons are also pretty good candidates for STI/Carfucking. Motormaster, Drag Strip and Wildrider in particular shfkgbekfbk

I considered Tarn/The DJD and Overlord just because of how freaky them guys can get, but I think Tarn runs too tight a ship for that to happen, and Overlord is preoccupied with. worse things. The Scavengers on the other hand... sorry to Misfire, I can see him giving a car a STI. Relatedly, Grimlock would fuck a car but not have an STI.

Who else................................ wait.

Astrotrain. I can see it. Okay bye im going to sleep this took me too long to reply to fhfjfbrmfbdj