"When I say 'eat the' you say 'eggs!'"

Indie Ask-and-RP blog for the Bad Piggies. (Semi-selective; Oc and Crossover Friendly!) Written by @apocalypse-budgie

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(I know I’ve been gone an epic long time, but I just gotta say: As much as I love the sequel, I do love the bad piggies being bad piggies and Leonard’s switch to nice was a bit too dramatic.)

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(Sorry guys, got a little busy, I’ll get back to things soon hopefully!)

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@andy-squirrel liked for a starter

Now that’s not like any bird he’s seen. Really, he had nothing to go on. The scouts had spotted her on the Bird Island beach, and if she wasn’t being bludgeoned by slingshot citizens, it must mean she’s a friend of theirs.

Well. That solved one problem; friend of your enemy is your enemy!

“Is the new trend for birds bein’ beakless?” What a conversation starter!

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the cutest

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hi there Other Tiny Pig! you’re such a cutie!

The piglet gasps, presses his hooves against his face and says (very quietly) “I am?”

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💌 & 🍀 To: Leonard

🍀 — luck

On one hand, he survived an explosion. Lucky. On the other, his evil deeds fail when it comes to the birds. So half-and-half regular luck.

💌 (Already answered! He’s a romantic, basically, though he tends to be the giver and tries to ‘outdo’ his partner. Playfully, mind you. He is competitive.) 

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🎁 for Gary ,🎨 for Courtney and 💋 for Leonard

🎁 — giving presents to others

Garry will give people all kinds of gadgets and hardware. Most of it useless, and out of ego-boosting spirit so they can tell him how great his gifts are.

🎨 — art

Courtney’s real good at art, and was a fairly talented street-artists before she went legit and became an intern!

💋 — kissing

We’re keeping this blog PG, guys, but let’s say he’s ... good?

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🍺 & 💌 - Leonard

🍺  (Alcohol Tolerance) More of a fancy-wine sort of guy, but Leonard can hold his drink pretty well.

💌 Romance/Flirting:

Leonard’s a mix of private and outgoing. It really depends on the situation. If he’s interested in somebody, he isn’t subtle. At all. He drops cheesy pick-up lines at first. He only moves onto gifts and dates and such if its serious. If it is serious he goes all out. Always a chance to show off. A big user of pet names and terms.

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💃, 🎵and 🎹 for Leonard

Leonard - dance, singing, playing an instrument.

We’ve already covered that Twinkle-Toes is a good dancer with the great ability to prance. Pigs ... are not the best singers, but Leonard is ... okay. 

Doesn’t stop him from doing it either way: he loves humming and muttering out little ditties - more to himself - for fun, more so than talent. He’s not terrible, but not fantastic either. (In that he can carry a tune and sing along to songs without making you wince, but he wouldn’t get any records sold.)

(”Gonna have a big feast, gonna eat of the eggs ~”)

Playing Instruments, hm ... Leonard doesn’t strike me as a musician. He’s content to pay people to give performances on his behalf. (And unlike ‘energetic’ activities, Leonard has less patience for the commitment an instrument would take.)

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🍼 (Leonard)

Leonard does eventually end up a dad, and he’s pretty good at it ; he’s playful, fun, and knows all the puns, so he’s good to go when it comes to being a standard Dad.

(Though initially he’s a little awkward with it.)

When the kid is a baby/young, he finds it very easy to entertain and cheer them up, lots of ‘tossing child into air and catching them’ and tickling under the chin.

The more complicated things about raising a kid, however, takes longer for him to figure out. He’s not one to talk about feelings, or problems, or issues like that, but he will try to his credit.

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(Courtney) 💄

— makeup

Courtney uses mascara sometimes, but has pretty good eyelashes anyway. (Rule of Character Design it seems.) If she’s really getting fancy, which isn’t often, she’ll go for some blue eye-shadow. Gotta match the jacket.

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(Leonard) ⚽️

— sports

Leonard is surprisingly good at sports and very active.

(subverting the whole ‘Pigs are Lazy’ speil, c’mon guys, there’s paintings of him reenacting the Nutcracker for Pete’s sake.) 

- and being your Class-A-Rich-Guy, is into skating, ballet, and he’s got that red track suit for a reason. Probably goes bowling, too.

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🎵 and 💃 for Courtney

🎵 Though a music-lover, Courtney’s not the best singer and tends to sound tone-deaf and scratchy.

💃 She’s okay with regular dancing (that skipping add included) but it’s more general - she’s not a die-hard dancer. (But since the entire city of pigs can bust moves after an explosion, Courtney’s probably no different.)

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(Gary) 🍼

— taking care of children

Oh boy. Gary is bad with kids. He finds them loud, annoying, and if somebody makes the mistake of dumping their kid in his facility to be babysat (and boy is he holding a grudge against that person) he’s putting everything out of reach, under lock and key, and dumping them in a baby-pen no matter the age. 

That said he wouldn’t treat the kids badly, but he wouldn’t be nice. He’d make it known how annoyed he was, and if they were hungry, hand them plain bagels from the canine.

Babies? Heck no. If you hand him a baby, he’s calling somebody else to come pick it up.

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What to do, just grab on to some…

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💋 — kissing

💄 — makeup

👾 — video games

🎵 — singing

💃 — dancing

🎹 — playing an instrument

🌷 — taking care of living things

🌲 — surviving in the wilderness

👊 — fighting

😇 — following rules

🍳 — cooking

🍼 — taking care of children

🎁 — giving presents to others

🎉 — hosting parties

💌 — romance/flirting

🎨 — art

🍀 — luck

⚽️  — sports

🏊 — swimming

🚗 — driving

🔮 — magic

🔎 — investigating

🔫 — long range weapons

💣 — explosives

🔪 — melee weapons

🔬 — scientific pursuits

🚿 — hygiene

💰 — finance

🌍 — knowledge of the world

👻 — communing with the paranormal

📚 — reading

🔧 — engineering/mechanics

⌛️ — time management

📥 — organization

🍺 — alcohol tolerance

🚴 — riding a bike

🎭 — performance art/acting

⚓️ — sailing

➗ — mathematics