Rewriting In Progress

Lizabeth will return someday, just slightly better written and such.

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“Would anyone like to join us for a picnic?” 

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Could I join? I’ve never really been to a picnic before, but it sounds pretty neat!

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People: try to reason with the pigs by telling them they’res babies in the eggs

The Pigs: Already knew that, and were totally on board with eating Red and Mighty Eagle too.

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According to the Art of Angry Birds:

Boulders are a status symbol on Piggie Island.

There’s legit buildings only standing because they are help up by balloons

Pigs put on a hat and that’s it, that’s their profession for the day.

Straight tails are a fashion trend.

Other Lil’ facts:

Pigs eat beef sausages. And turkeys. And pretty much everything.

King Mudbeard is apparently King Smooth Cheek’s father.

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*A tiny pig shoves an egg in your wings. Think fast!*

WHY WOULD YOU WILLINGLY GIVE ME AN EGG!??!!

I DUNNO WHAT TO DO WITH SOMEONE ELSE’S EGG!!!

I CAN’T EVEN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF, LET ALONE AN EGG!!!

Well that’s not entirely true-BUT STILL!!!

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“Truces are like dentist appointments, Leonard, it’s gotta happen.”

“… Shut up, Courtney.”

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COURTNEY WATCH OUT THAT TELESCOPES GONNA HIT U O GOD SHE CANT HEAR US SHE HAS AIRHOGS ON O PLUCK

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Angry Birds Movies 1 & 2 AKA:

Local Rich Ass King Gets Owned By Orphan Outcast More At Five

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“If we die, s’ kinda your fault!”

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"Hello!" (On behalf of ask-the-bad-piggies!)

Wait, it REALLY worked?!

Like, ACTUALLY worked???

Um-well, ok!

Uhhhhhhhh-shoot what would a normal bird do in this situation?

Uh…hi? It’s nice to meet you?

Nailed it!

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One of the pigs prods Lizbet with a plunger. “Sure did work!”

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Oh so THAT’S a plunger!

...I thought it was something completely different.

Oh well!

[ask-lizbet-some-stuff]

"Hello!" (On behalf of ask-the-bad-piggies!)

Wait, it REALLY worked?!

Like, ACTUALLY worked???

Um-well, ok!

Uhhhhhhhh-shoot what would a normal bird do in this situation?

Uh...hi? It’s nice to meet you?

Nailed it!

[ask-lizbet-some-stuff]

Uhhhhhhhh...hello?

Is this working?

Um...well, if someone is there, then hi...I guess.

I’m Lizbet, I’m bored, and I dunno what else to say other than ‘ask away’.

I’ve never really done this before, so I have no idea what exactly I’m doing or what I’m supposed to do.

So...yeah.

(Art, Lizbet, and ask blog thingy: me)

(Angry Birds belongs to: Rovio)