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#answered ask #shaddy stranger #anyone wanna try and guess where i've hidden arthur's six string

edgysedgwick-deactivated2015010

lol whats it like grinding on strangers for singles? broke ass stripper

#fuck yo dolla bills #making it rain with anything from $10 up #welcome to canada ;D #reblogs

Maddie: Matt has a routine to the song "Im a Lumberjack" by Monty Python. It started as a joke and became so popular that now hes's known as the Lumberjack.

#answered ask #shaddy stranger #2p!Canada #2p!Talia #nsfw #red velvet pancakes #HeteroRVP #stripper AU

Matt: Maddie. 10/10.

(( guess who's back~ Im so sorry for being gone so long but I hope you can all forgive me))

#Nyotalia #2pTalia #Nyo Canada #2pCanada #stripper AU #Hetero red velvet pancakes #red velvet pancakes #answered ask #shaddy stranger

kellyfromthecity

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

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There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

#heeeyyy matt~#we should try this #maddie blogs #reblogs

I was wondering who attracts the move costumer's?

Maddie: “Actually, Arthur does. He says its cause they like to see him play his guitar, but I’ve never heard any music other than the usual club music coming from his privet sessions so I don’t really understand….”Matt: “And we’re gonna keep it that way.”

#aph england #aph arthur kirkland #more like arthur twerkland #work that pole baby #Oh yes #say hello to another member of staff #feel free to ask him questions too #Anon ask

Whats with all the scars?

Maddie: On Matt? I cant tell you. I've been with him a while, but he"s very closed off about them. So I stopped asking. If he doesnt want to share with me then he doesnt have to.

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#lookie what I found #Well done Maddie #Matt blogs #reblogs

ask-the-canadian-teasers

For that Halloween dress up bit, I was thinking Maddie could dress up as me! *remove's coat* come on lass don't be shy yah can wear my clothes! Just need too take yer's off~

Well I do like your style. But Pirates wear an awful lot of layers….

captain-a-for-asshole

“Just leave mah jacket anywhere”

#im not even sorry #this is fantastic #i cant breathe #reblogs #captain-a-for-asshole

For that Halloween dress up bit, I was thinking Maddie could dress up as me! *remove's coat* come on lass don't be shy yah can wear my clothes! Just need too take yer's off~

Well I do like your style. But Pirates wear an awful lot of layers....

#Nyotalia #nyo!Canada #captain-a-for-asshole #answered ask

youdontlooklikeafeminist-blog

#relevant to this blog #reblogs

What do you guys do in your free time?

#whalelovingattitude #answered ask #nsfw #ish #Red Velvet Pancakes #nyotalia #2P!talia #Nyo!Canada #2p!Canada

crayonkat

#or Ill try #cause i like to over complicate things #instead of jsut giving nice sketchs #maybe I should jsut do that #reblogs

Well, Ain't the two of yah amazing dancer's?, though the lass I have to say is better. if not perhaps prove me wrong? Who's the better at giving a show?