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[ask-the-troll-punks]

Yoski broskis hows about welcoming the biggest band of misfit toys this side of the hemospectrum?

@ask-the-preacher-man @ask-the-carcino-cunt @ask-cherry-vantas @ask-the-chatter-69x @ask-dumbass-adalov

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[a short troll walked up to kankri, he appeared even shorter than he actually was because of his bad posture, natural scowl on his face. he paused, looking around before at the other] SHIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO COME HERE AND...WAIT, ARE YOU A KANKRI?

That’s alright! And yes, I’m a Kankri. If I may ask, what 6r9ught y9u t9 my little c9rner 9f the 6u66le?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

{Cut @ask-the-carcino-cunt }

Well, what d9 y9u n9t like a69ut 6eing a mutant? Understanda6ly, discriminati9n is inevita6le while alive, 6ut y9u’re a gh9st, s9 the discriminati9n isn’t nearly as 6ad, if existent at all. M9st 9f the gh9sts I’ve met haven’t treated me any different than they w9uld s9me9ne 9f their 9wn caste.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

I HAVENT REALLY GONE AROUND THE BUBBLES AND STUFF BUT I GUESS…WELL, ITS UNNATURAL, AND I KINDA FEEL LIKE A FREAK KNOWING THAT, LIKE I DESERVE ALL THE DISCRIMINATION, ALMOST. ITS PROBABLY JUST BECAUSE IVE HEARD IT SO MANY TIMES AND NOW ITS INGRAINED INTO ME THAT IM A FREAK OF NATURE BUT I KINDA GENUINELY BELIEVE IT NOW

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He nodded with a sympathetic look on his face]

It can 6e hard t9 9verc9me s9mething like this. It takes patience and practice t9 feel c9mf9rta6le with s9mething pe9ple tried t9 make y9u 6elieve was wr9ng a69ut y9u that y9u had n9 c9ntr9l 9ver.

Y9u can start trying t9 9verc9me the ingrained self-l9athing 6y telling y9urself that y9u’re pr9ud 9f y9urself f9r things y9u d9- n9 matter h9w 6enign they may seem? Eventually, hearing s9 many p9sitives, even if 6y y9ur 9wn v9ice, will start t9 assist y9u in finding a m9re p9sitive 9utl99k 9n y9urself.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

[he nodded, taking it all in with a slightly serious look on his face, before giving a small smile, just to make himself optimistic]

THAT…MAKES SENSE! YEAH…ILL DO THAT! ACTUALLY, ILL START RIGHT NOW!

[he raked his mind for something positive to say, taking a few minutes]

IM…GOOD AT WEIGHT LIFTING! AND…VIDEO GAMES. I WAS THE BEST AT IT WHEN I DID PVPS WITH OTHER TROLLS WHEN I WAS ALIVE, YEAH!

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[Kankri beamed, giving a small applaud]

That’s excellent! I’m pr9ud 9f y9u!

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

AND IVE MADE YOU SMILE! A FEW TIMES! THATS A GOOD THING, MAKING OTHER PEOPLE SMILE!

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He nodded excitedly and smiled brightly]

That’s a very g99d thing t9 6e pr9ud 9f y9urself f9r!

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

YOU SHOULD SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF TOO, YOU KNOW, IF YOU DONT ALREADY, I MEAN.

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He held his smile still, a calm tone in his voice]

Practicing self l9ve is s9mething I’ve made a c9nsistent part 9f my daily r9utine. H9wever, I’m pr9ud 9f myself in this m9ment f9r making a new friend and helping said new friend feel g99d a69ut himself.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

WELL…IM PROUD OF MYSELF NOW FOR MAKING A NEW FRIEND, JUST IN GENERAL. ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I MADE A NEW FRIEND, AND IM GLAD IT WAS YOU!

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

I’m glad my new friend is y9u t99. It’s 6een a while since I pr9perly had any real c9nversations.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

I UNDERSTAND THAT…ALL MY OTHER CONVERSATIONS WERE SHALLOW, OR ONE SIDED, IM GLAD TO FINALLY HAVE A REAL CONVERSATION.

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

I am t99!

[He beamed again, happy.]

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

[he smiled more at the other, obviously pretty happy, then visibly relaxing]

YOU’RE REALLY COOL, YKOW

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

Y9u’re really c99l t99, ykn9w.

[He was happy and relaxed as well, very at ease with the situation.]

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

YOU THINK SO? PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY IM WAY TOO LOUD WHICH, I GET, BUT WHAT KARKAT ISNT FUCKING LOUD AS SHIT, YOU KNOW?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[a short troll walked up to kankri, he appeared even shorter than he actually was because of his bad posture, natural scowl on his face. he paused, looking around before at the other] SHIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO COME HERE AND...WAIT, ARE YOU A KANKRI?

That’s alright! And yes, I’m a Kankri. If I may ask, what 6r9ught y9u t9 my little c9rner 9f the 6u66le?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

{Cut @ask-the-carcino-cunt }

Well, what d9 y9u n9t like a69ut 6eing a mutant? Understanda6ly, discriminati9n is inevita6le while alive, 6ut y9u’re a gh9st, s9 the discriminati9n isn’t nearly as 6ad, if existent at all. M9st 9f the gh9sts I’ve met haven’t treated me any different than they w9uld s9me9ne 9f their 9wn caste.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

I HAVENT REALLY GONE AROUND THE BUBBLES AND STUFF BUT I GUESS…WELL, ITS UNNATURAL, AND I KINDA FEEL LIKE A FREAK KNOWING THAT, LIKE I DESERVE ALL THE DISCRIMINATION, ALMOST. ITS PROBABLY JUST BECAUSE IVE HEARD IT SO MANY TIMES AND NOW ITS INGRAINED INTO ME THAT IM A FREAK OF NATURE BUT I KINDA GENUINELY BELIEVE IT NOW

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He nodded with a sympathetic look on his face]

It can 6e hard t9 9verc9me s9mething like this. It takes patience and practice t9 feel c9mf9rta6le with s9mething pe9ple tried t9 make y9u 6elieve was wr9ng a69ut y9u that y9u had n9 c9ntr9l 9ver.

Y9u can start trying t9 9verc9me the ingrained self-l9athing 6y telling y9urself that y9u’re pr9ud 9f y9urself f9r things y9u d9- n9 matter h9w 6enign they may seem? Eventually, hearing s9 many p9sitives, even if 6y y9ur 9wn v9ice, will start t9 assist y9u in finding a m9re p9sitive 9utl99k 9n y9urself.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

[he nodded, taking it all in with a slightly serious look on his face, before giving a small smile, just to make himself optimistic]

THAT…MAKES SENSE! YEAH…ILL DO THAT! ACTUALLY, ILL START RIGHT NOW!

[he raked his mind for something positive to say, taking a few minutes]

IM…GOOD AT WEIGHT LIFTING! AND…VIDEO GAMES. I WAS THE BEST AT IT WHEN I DID PVPS WITH OTHER TROLLS WHEN I WAS ALIVE, YEAH!

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[Kankri beamed, giving a small applaud]

That’s excellent! I’m pr9ud 9f y9u!

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

AND IVE MADE YOU SMILE! A FEW TIMES! THATS A GOOD THING, MAKING OTHER PEOPLE SMILE!

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He nodded excitedly and smiled brightly]

That’s a very g99d thing t9 6e pr9ud 9f y9urself f9r!

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

YOU SHOULD SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF TOO, YOU KNOW, IF YOU DONT ALREADY, I MEAN.

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He held his smile still, a calm tone in his voice]

Practicing self l9ve is s9mething I’ve made a c9nsistent part 9f my daily r9utine. H9wever, I’m pr9ud 9f myself in this m9ment f9r making a new friend and helping said new friend feel g99d a69ut himself.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

WELL…IM PROUD OF MYSELF NOW FOR MAKING A NEW FRIEND, JUST IN GENERAL. ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I MADE A NEW FRIEND, AND IM GLAD IT WAS YOU!

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

I’m glad my new friend is y9u t99. It’s 6een a while since I pr9perly had any real c9nversations.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

I UNDERSTAND THAT…ALL MY OTHER CONVERSATIONS WERE SHALLOW, OR ONE SIDED, IM GLAD TO FINALLY HAVE A REAL CONVERSATION.

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

I am t99!

[He beamed again, happy.]

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

[he smiled more at the other, obviously pretty happy, then visibly relaxing]

YOU'RE REALLY COOL, YKOW

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[a short troll walked up to kankri, he appeared even shorter than he actually was because of his bad posture, natural scowl on his face. he paused, looking around before at the other] SHIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO COME HERE AND...WAIT, ARE YOU A KANKRI?

That’s alright! And yes, I’m a Kankri. If I may ask, what 6r9ught y9u t9 my little c9rner 9f the 6u66le?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

{Cut @ask-the-carcino-cunt }

Well, what d9 y9u n9t like a69ut 6eing a mutant? Understanda6ly, discriminati9n is inevita6le while alive, 6ut y9u’re a gh9st, s9 the discriminati9n isn’t nearly as 6ad, if existent at all. M9st 9f the gh9sts I’ve met haven’t treated me any different than they w9uld s9me9ne 9f their 9wn caste.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

I HAVENT REALLY GONE AROUND THE BUBBLES AND STUFF BUT I GUESS…WELL, ITS UNNATURAL, AND I KINDA FEEL LIKE A FREAK KNOWING THAT, LIKE I DESERVE ALL THE DISCRIMINATION, ALMOST. ITS PROBABLY JUST BECAUSE IVE HEARD IT SO MANY TIMES AND NOW ITS INGRAINED INTO ME THAT IM A FREAK OF NATURE BUT I KINDA GENUINELY BELIEVE IT NOW

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He nodded with a sympathetic look on his face]

It can 6e hard t9 9verc9me s9mething like this. It takes patience and practice t9 feel c9mf9rta6le with s9mething pe9ple tried t9 make y9u 6elieve was wr9ng a69ut y9u that y9u had n9 c9ntr9l 9ver.

Y9u can start trying t9 9verc9me the ingrained self-l9athing 6y telling y9urself that y9u’re pr9ud 9f y9urself f9r things y9u d9- n9 matter h9w 6enign they may seem? Eventually, hearing s9 many p9sitives, even if 6y y9ur 9wn v9ice, will start t9 assist y9u in finding a m9re p9sitive 9utl99k 9n y9urself.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

[he nodded, taking it all in with a slightly serious look on his face, before giving a small smile, just to make himself optimistic]

THAT…MAKES SENSE! YEAH…ILL DO THAT! ACTUALLY, ILL START RIGHT NOW!

[he raked his mind for something positive to say, taking a few minutes]

IM…GOOD AT WEIGHT LIFTING! AND…VIDEO GAMES. I WAS THE BEST AT IT WHEN I DID PVPS WITH OTHER TROLLS WHEN I WAS ALIVE, YEAH!

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[Kankri beamed, giving a small applaud]

That’s excellent! I’m pr9ud 9f y9u!

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

AND IVE MADE YOU SMILE! A FEW TIMES! THATS A GOOD THING, MAKING OTHER PEOPLE SMILE!

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He nodded excitedly and smiled brightly]

That’s a very g99d thing t9 6e pr9ud 9f y9urself f9r!

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

YOU SHOULD SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF TOO, YOU KNOW, IF YOU DONT ALREADY, I MEAN.

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He held his smile still, a calm tone in his voice]

Practicing self l9ve is s9mething I’ve made a c9nsistent part 9f my daily r9utine. H9wever, I’m pr9ud 9f myself in this m9ment f9r making a new friend and helping said new friend feel g99d a69ut himself.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

WELL…IM PROUD OF MYSELF NOW FOR MAKING A NEW FRIEND, JUST IN GENERAL. ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I MADE A NEW FRIEND, AND IM GLAD IT WAS YOU!

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

I’m glad my new friend is y9u t99. It’s 6een a while since I pr9perly had any real c9nversations.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

I UNDERSTAND THAT...ALL MY OTHER CONVERSATIONS WERE SHALLOW, OR ONE SIDED, IM GLAD TO FINALLY HAVE A REAL CONVERSATION.

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[a short troll walked up to kankri, he appeared even shorter than he actually was because of his bad posture, natural scowl on his face. he paused, looking around before at the other] SHIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO COME HERE AND...WAIT, ARE YOU A KANKRI?

That’s alright! And yes, I’m a Kankri. If I may ask, what 6r9ught y9u t9 my little c9rner 9f the 6u66le?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

{Cut @ask-the-carcino-cunt }

Well, what d9 y9u n9t like a69ut 6eing a mutant? Understanda6ly, discriminati9n is inevita6le while alive, 6ut y9u’re a gh9st, s9 the discriminati9n isn’t nearly as 6ad, if existent at all. M9st 9f the gh9sts I’ve met haven’t treated me any different than they w9uld s9me9ne 9f their 9wn caste.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

I HAVENT REALLY GONE AROUND THE BUBBLES AND STUFF BUT I GUESS…WELL, ITS UNNATURAL, AND I KINDA FEEL LIKE A FREAK KNOWING THAT, LIKE I DESERVE ALL THE DISCRIMINATION, ALMOST. ITS PROBABLY JUST BECAUSE IVE HEARD IT SO MANY TIMES AND NOW ITS INGRAINED INTO ME THAT IM A FREAK OF NATURE BUT I KINDA GENUINELY BELIEVE IT NOW

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He nodded with a sympathetic look on his face]

It can 6e hard t9 9verc9me s9mething like this. It takes patience and practice t9 feel c9mf9rta6le with s9mething pe9ple tried t9 make y9u 6elieve was wr9ng a69ut y9u that y9u had n9 c9ntr9l 9ver.

Y9u can start trying t9 9verc9me the ingrained self-l9athing 6y telling y9urself that y9u’re pr9ud 9f y9urself f9r things y9u d9- n9 matter h9w 6enign they may seem? Eventually, hearing s9 many p9sitives, even if 6y y9ur 9wn v9ice, will start t9 assist y9u in finding a m9re p9sitive 9utl99k 9n y9urself.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

[he nodded, taking it all in with a slightly serious look on his face, before giving a small smile, just to make himself optimistic]

THAT…MAKES SENSE! YEAH…ILL DO THAT! ACTUALLY, ILL START RIGHT NOW!

[he raked his mind for something positive to say, taking a few minutes]

IM…GOOD AT WEIGHT LIFTING! AND…VIDEO GAMES. I WAS THE BEST AT IT WHEN I DID PVPS WITH OTHER TROLLS WHEN I WAS ALIVE, YEAH!

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[Kankri beamed, giving a small applaud]

That’s excellent! I’m pr9ud 9f y9u!

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

AND IVE MADE YOU SMILE! A FEW TIMES! THATS A GOOD THING, MAKING OTHER PEOPLE SMILE!

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He nodded excitedly and smiled brightly]

That’s a very g99d thing t9 6e pr9ud 9f y9urself f9r!

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

YOU SHOULD SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF TOO, YOU KNOW, IF YOU DONT ALREADY, I MEAN.

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He held his smile still, a calm tone in his voice]

Practicing self l9ve is s9mething I’ve made a c9nsistent part 9f my daily r9utine. H9wever, I’m pr9ud 9f myself in this m9ment f9r making a new friend and helping said new friend feel g99d a69ut himself.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

WELL...IM PROUD OF MYSELF NOW FOR MAKING A NEW FRIEND, JUST IN GENERAL. ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I MADE A NEW FRIEND, AND IM GLAD IT WAS YOU!

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[a short troll walked up to kankri, he appeared even shorter than he actually was because of his bad posture, natural scowl on his face. he paused, looking around before at the other] SHIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO COME HERE AND...WAIT, ARE YOU A KANKRI?

That’s alright! And yes, I’m a Kankri. If I may ask, what 6r9ught y9u t9 my little c9rner 9f the 6u66le?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

{Cut @ask-the-carcino-cunt }

Well, what d9 y9u n9t like a69ut 6eing a mutant? Understanda6ly, discriminati9n is inevita6le while alive, 6ut y9u’re a gh9st, s9 the discriminati9n isn’t nearly as 6ad, if existent at all. M9st 9f the gh9sts I’ve met haven’t treated me any different than they w9uld s9me9ne 9f their 9wn caste.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

I HAVENT REALLY GONE AROUND THE BUBBLES AND STUFF BUT I GUESS…WELL, ITS UNNATURAL, AND I KINDA FEEL LIKE A FREAK KNOWING THAT, LIKE I DESERVE ALL THE DISCRIMINATION, ALMOST. ITS PROBABLY JUST BECAUSE IVE HEARD IT SO MANY TIMES AND NOW ITS INGRAINED INTO ME THAT IM A FREAK OF NATURE BUT I KINDA GENUINELY BELIEVE IT NOW

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He nodded with a sympathetic look on his face]

It can 6e hard t9 9verc9me s9mething like this. It takes patience and practice t9 feel c9mf9rta6le with s9mething pe9ple tried t9 make y9u 6elieve was wr9ng a69ut y9u that y9u had n9 c9ntr9l 9ver.

Y9u can start trying t9 9verc9me the ingrained self-l9athing 6y telling y9urself that y9u’re pr9ud 9f y9urself f9r things y9u d9- n9 matter h9w 6enign they may seem? Eventually, hearing s9 many p9sitives, even if 6y y9ur 9wn v9ice, will start t9 assist y9u in finding a m9re p9sitive 9utl99k 9n y9urself.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

[he nodded, taking it all in with a slightly serious look on his face, before giving a small smile, just to make himself optimistic]

THAT…MAKES SENSE! YEAH…ILL DO THAT! ACTUALLY, ILL START RIGHT NOW!

[he raked his mind for something positive to say, taking a few minutes]

IM…GOOD AT WEIGHT LIFTING! AND…VIDEO GAMES. I WAS THE BEST AT IT WHEN I DID PVPS WITH OTHER TROLLS WHEN I WAS ALIVE, YEAH!

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[Kankri beamed, giving a small applaud]

That’s excellent! I’m pr9ud 9f y9u!

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

AND IVE MADE YOU SMILE! A FEW TIMES! THATS A GOOD THING, MAKING OTHER PEOPLE SMILE!

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He nodded excitedly and smiled brightly]

That’s a very g99d thing t9 6e pr9ud 9f y9urself f9r!

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

YOU SHOULD SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF TOO, YOU KNOW, IF YOU DONT ALREADY, I MEAN.

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[a short troll walked up to kankri, he appeared even shorter than he actually was because of his bad posture, natural scowl on his face. he paused, looking around before at the other] SHIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO COME HERE AND...WAIT, ARE YOU A KANKRI?

That’s alright! And yes, I’m a Kankri. If I may ask, what 6r9ught y9u t9 my little c9rner 9f the 6u66le?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

{Cut @ask-the-carcino-cunt }

Well, what d9 y9u n9t like a69ut 6eing a mutant? Understanda6ly, discriminati9n is inevita6le while alive, 6ut y9u’re a gh9st, s9 the discriminati9n isn’t nearly as 6ad, if existent at all. M9st 9f the gh9sts I’ve met haven’t treated me any different than they w9uld s9me9ne 9f their 9wn caste.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

I HAVENT REALLY GONE AROUND THE BUBBLES AND STUFF BUT I GUESS…WELL, ITS UNNATURAL, AND I KINDA FEEL LIKE A FREAK KNOWING THAT, LIKE I DESERVE ALL THE DISCRIMINATION, ALMOST. ITS PROBABLY JUST BECAUSE IVE HEARD IT SO MANY TIMES AND NOW ITS INGRAINED INTO ME THAT IM A FREAK OF NATURE BUT I KINDA GENUINELY BELIEVE IT NOW

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He nodded with a sympathetic look on his face]

It can 6e hard t9 9verc9me s9mething like this. It takes patience and practice t9 feel c9mf9rta6le with s9mething pe9ple tried t9 make y9u 6elieve was wr9ng a69ut y9u that y9u had n9 c9ntr9l 9ver.

Y9u can start trying t9 9verc9me the ingrained self-l9athing 6y telling y9urself that y9u’re pr9ud 9f y9urself f9r things y9u d9- n9 matter h9w 6enign they may seem? Eventually, hearing s9 many p9sitives, even if 6y y9ur 9wn v9ice, will start t9 assist y9u in finding a m9re p9sitive 9utl99k 9n y9urself.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

[he nodded, taking it all in with a slightly serious look on his face, before giving a small smile, just to make himself optimistic]

THAT…MAKES SENSE! YEAH…ILL DO THAT! ACTUALLY, ILL START RIGHT NOW!

[he raked his mind for something positive to say, taking a few minutes]

IM…GOOD AT WEIGHT LIFTING! AND…VIDEO GAMES. I WAS THE BEST AT IT WHEN I DID PVPS WITH OTHER TROLLS WHEN I WAS ALIVE, YEAH!

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[Kankri beamed, giving a small applaud]

That’s excellent! I’m pr9ud 9f y9u!

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

AND IVE MADE YOU SMILE! A FEW TIMES! THATS A GOOD THING, MAKING OTHER PEOPLE SMILE!

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[a short troll walked up to kankri, he appeared even shorter than he actually was because of his bad posture, natural scowl on his face. he paused, looking around before at the other] SHIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO COME HERE AND...WAIT, ARE YOU A KANKRI?

That’s alright! And yes, I’m a Kankri. If I may ask, what 6r9ught y9u t9 my little c9rner 9f the 6u66le?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

{Cut @ask-the-carcino-cunt }

Well, what d9 y9u n9t like a69ut 6eing a mutant? Understanda6ly, discriminati9n is inevita6le while alive, 6ut y9u’re a gh9st, s9 the discriminati9n isn’t nearly as 6ad, if existent at all. M9st 9f the gh9sts I’ve met haven’t treated me any different than they w9uld s9me9ne 9f their 9wn caste.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

I HAVENT REALLY GONE AROUND THE BUBBLES AND STUFF BUT I GUESS…WELL, ITS UNNATURAL, AND I KINDA FEEL LIKE A FREAK KNOWING THAT, LIKE I DESERVE ALL THE DISCRIMINATION, ALMOST. ITS PROBABLY JUST BECAUSE IVE HEARD IT SO MANY TIMES AND NOW ITS INGRAINED INTO ME THAT IM A FREAK OF NATURE BUT I KINDA GENUINELY BELIEVE IT NOW

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He nodded with a sympathetic look on his face]

It can 6e hard t9 9verc9me s9mething like this. It takes patience and practice t9 feel c9mf9rta6le with s9mething pe9ple tried t9 make y9u 6elieve was wr9ng a69ut y9u that y9u had n9 c9ntr9l 9ver.

Y9u can start trying t9 9verc9me the ingrained self-l9athing 6y telling y9urself that y9u’re pr9ud 9f y9urself f9r things y9u d9- n9 matter h9w 6enign they may seem? Eventually, hearing s9 many p9sitives, even if 6y y9ur 9wn v9ice, will start t9 assist y9u in finding a m9re p9sitive 9utl99k 9n y9urself.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

[he nodded, taking it all in with a slightly serious look on his face, before giving a small smile, just to make himself optimistic]

THAT...MAKES SENSE! YEAH...ILL DO THAT! ACTUALLY, ILL START RIGHT NOW!

[he raked his mind for something positive to say, taking a few minutes]

IM...GOOD AT WEIGHT LIFTING! AND...VIDEO GAMES. I WAS THE BEST AT IT WHEN I DID PVPS WITH OTHER TROLLS WHEN I WAS ALIVE, YEAH!

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[a short troll walked up to kankri, he appeared even shorter than he actually was because of his bad posture, natural scowl on his face. he paused, looking around before at the other] SHIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO COME HERE AND...WAIT, ARE YOU A KANKRI?

That’s alright! And yes, I’m a Kankri. If I may ask, what 6r9ught y9u t9 my little c9rner 9f the 6u66le?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

{Cut @ask-the-carcino-cunt }

Well, what d9 y9u n9t like a69ut 6eing a mutant? Understanda6ly, discriminati9n is inevita6le while alive, 6ut y9u’re a gh9st, s9 the discriminati9n isn’t nearly as 6ad, if existent at all. M9st 9f the gh9sts I’ve met haven’t treated me any different than they w9uld s9me9ne 9f their 9wn caste.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

I HAVENT REALLY GONE AROUND THE BUBBLES AND STUFF BUT I GUESS...WELL, ITS UNNATURAL, AND I KINDA FEEL LIKE A FREAK KNOWING THAT, LIKE I DESERVE ALL THE DISCRIMINATION, ALMOST. ITS PROBABLY JUST BECAUSE IVE HEARD IT SO MANY TIMES AND NOW ITS INGRAINED INTO ME THAT IM A FREAK OF NATURE BUT I KINDA GENUINELY BELIEVE IT NOW

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[a short troll walked up to kankri, he appeared even shorter than he actually was because of his bad posture, natural scowl on his face. he paused, looking around before at the other] SHIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO COME HERE AND...WAIT, ARE YOU A KANKRI?

That’s alright! And yes, I’m a Kankri. If I may ask, what 6r9ught y9u t9 my little c9rner 9f the 6u66le?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

{Cut @ask-the-carcino-cunt }

May6e y9u sh9uldn’t purp9sefully pr9d at it t9 dem9nstrate the injury? I can take y9ur w9rd f9r it.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

I MEAN…IM DEAD NOW, RIGHT? I HAVEN’T REALLY GOTTEN A HOLD OF THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING BUT LIKE…IT CANT GET INFECTED NOW, SO LIKE…WAIT…

…CAN IT GET INFECTED STILL?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

T9 6e undead is n9t t9 6e with9ut pain. Y9u c9uld still get infected under certain circumstances, 6ut it’s unlikely. H9wever, if an infecti9n were t9 9ccur, it w9uld cause y9u extreme pain up9n entering the later stages.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

…OK YEAH THIS BEING DEAD THING IS KINDA STARTING TO SOUND LIKE JUST BEING ALIVE BUT MY EYES ARE FUNKY…

…BUT THERE IS ONE GOOD THING,

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

What’s that?

[He tilted his head inquisitively]

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

YOU

[he smirked, trying to keep himself from giving a snort of laughter from just how cheesy that was, but he let it slip]

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He tilted his head again with a light chuckle]

I’m glad t9 have met y9u t99, 6ut I highly d9u6t 9ur meeting will have 6een the 9nly g99d thing y9u will enc9unter in the 6u66les.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

IT’S DEFINITELY GONNA BE HIGH UP THERE. NOT LIKE I REALLY GET AROUND ANYWAYS…MAYBE I’LL MEET A FEW MORE KANKRIS, OR ANOTHER VERSION OF ME…WHO KNOWS.

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

Perhaps y9u will! I tend t9 find m9st 9ther gh9sts are fairly d9cile, since we can’t die, 6ut there are always a few 6ad apples.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

YEAH, I FIGURED…BUT IM GLAD I RAN INTO YOU. TRUTHFULLY I DIDNT WANNA MEET ANY MORE TROLLS BUT, GLAD I WANDERED INTO YOUR BUBBLE

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

I’m glad we’ve run int9 each 9ther t99! Th9ugh, this isn’t my 6u66le specifically.. My 6u66le is… Well, I haven’t quite 6een a6le t9 find it yet. I left f9r a l9ng time and n9w I’m 9n my way 6ack t9 it.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

CAN I ASK WHY YOU LEFT IT? I MEAN, YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT HAVE TO TELL ME BUT, YA KNOW, CONVERSATION TOPICS

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He nodded and put on another smile, this one less genuine and more just to keep a happy tone to the conversation.]

I wasn’t quite.. happy with myself. Pe9ple av9ided me m9re and m9re 9ften. 6elieve it 9r n9t, 6ut I was 9ne 9f the chattier Kankri’s 9ut there. Pe9ple g9t sick 9f it until it was 9nly my Pr9rrim and my Cr9nus, and even then, P9rrim wasn’t much there. Cr9nus didn’t st9p me fr9m leaving, s9 I left t9 get s9me space and 6e 9n my 9wn f9r a while. Find myself and 6etter myself, ykn9w?

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

…IF THEY DIDNT LIKE YOU FOR YOU, I PERSONALLY THINK ITS BULLSHIT THEY MADE YOU CHANGE, EVEN IF THE FORCE WASNT DIRECT. LIKE, WHAT A GROUP OF CUNTS! SERIOUSLY, WHO THE HELL MAKES A TROLL FEEL BAD FOR THEIR PERSONALITY? EVEN I KNOW BASIC SOCIAL MANNERS…BUT, IF IT MADE YOU HAPPY, WHO AM I TO SAY IT WAS THE RIGHT OR WRONG THING?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[His tone wasn’t accusatory or mean, but he did have the signature Kankri matter-of-fact tone]

Y9u y9urself menti9ned earlier that y9u n9rmally need migraine medicati9n after speaking with a Kankri. Even as a half-hearted j9ke, it was feed6ack like that t9 which caused my leaving. I t99k n9te 9f c9mments like that and did what I c9uld t9 try and fix myself t9 6e 6etter.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

AH, THATS BECAUSE OF PROLONGED SOCIAL INTERACTION…I ALWAYS STUCK AROUND TO LISTEN TO THEM AND MIGRANES STRUCK— NEVERMIND THATS NOT THE TOPIC…

SORRY THAT WAS A RUDE THING TO SAY, EVEN IF THERE’S AN EXPLANATION…NO ONE SHOULD BE FORCED TO CHANGE THEMSELVES

[Logically, he knew he had nothing to do with what the other did, but he still felt compelled to say sorry]

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He cleared his throat to try and clear his head a little.]

It wasn’t y9ur fault. It’s 9ve and d9ne with n9w anyways.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

TELL ME IF ANYONE GIVES YOU SHIT FOR TALKING TOO MUCH OR SOMETHING, OR JUST SHIT IN GENERAL, ALRIGHT?

[not only was he suddenly feeling protective of the other, he also was probably trying to look tough]

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[Kankri let out a light chuckle and gave a small nod]

S9 l9ng as y9u return the fav9r, I see n9 issue with such an arrangement.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

RETURN THE FAVOR? WELL THIS CUNT NAMED KARKAT KEEPS SHIT TALKING ME, SOUNDS LIKE A HUGE SHITHEAD HONESTLY

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

9h? W9uld y9u mind p9inting him 9ut t9 me the next time y9u see him if I’m ar9und?

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

…IM TALKING ABOUT MYSELF…ITS ALRIGHT, YOU PROBABLY DIDNT UNDERSTAND IT AT FIRST, I WASNT BEING REALLY OBVIOUS I WAS JOKING

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[Anime bamboo “dun” sound. Kankri begins to sputter.]

9-9h I’m s9rry! I didn’t understand it, y9u’re right! I-I need t9 w9rk 9n that.. 

[He’s silent for a moment, thinking past the nerves that had grown from being slow in the moment.]

D-d9 y9u.. want t9 talk a69ut the issues y9u have with y9urself? It may help y9u t9 find s9luti9ns and make y9u m9re c9mf9rta6le with y9urself.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

ITS FINE! I WASNT SUPER OBVIOUS WITH HOW IT WAS A JOKE, ILL MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS NEXT TIME...AND, UH...

[he thought for a minute, nodding a bit, before pausing again...]

ID SAY YEAH BUT I DONT REALLY KNOW...WHY I DONT LIKE MYSELF? OTHER THAN THE OBVIOUS MUTANT SHIT I HAVE GOING ON, OF COURSE

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[a short troll walked up to kankri, he appeared even shorter than he actually was because of his bad posture, natural scowl on his face. he paused, looking around before at the other] SHIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO COME HERE AND...WAIT, ARE YOU A KANKRI?

That’s alright! And yes, I’m a Kankri. If I may ask, what 6r9ught y9u t9 my little c9rner 9f the 6u66le?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

{Cut @ask-the-carcino-cunt }

May6e y9u sh9uldn’t purp9sefully pr9d at it t9 dem9nstrate the injury? I can take y9ur w9rd f9r it.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

I MEAN…IM DEAD NOW, RIGHT? I HAVEN’T REALLY GOTTEN A HOLD OF THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING BUT LIKE…IT CANT GET INFECTED NOW, SO LIKE…WAIT…

…CAN IT GET INFECTED STILL?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

T9 6e undead is n9t t9 6e with9ut pain. Y9u c9uld still get infected under certain circumstances, 6ut it’s unlikely. H9wever, if an infecti9n were t9 9ccur, it w9uld cause y9u extreme pain up9n entering the later stages.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

…OK YEAH THIS BEING DEAD THING IS KINDA STARTING TO SOUND LIKE JUST BEING ALIVE BUT MY EYES ARE FUNKY…

…BUT THERE IS ONE GOOD THING,

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

What’s that?

[He tilted his head inquisitively]

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

YOU

[he smirked, trying to keep himself from giving a snort of laughter from just how cheesy that was, but he let it slip]

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He tilted his head again with a light chuckle]

I’m glad t9 have met y9u t99, 6ut I highly d9u6t 9ur meeting will have 6een the 9nly g99d thing y9u will enc9unter in the 6u66les.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

IT’S DEFINITELY GONNA BE HIGH UP THERE. NOT LIKE I REALLY GET AROUND ANYWAYS…MAYBE I’LL MEET A FEW MORE KANKRIS, OR ANOTHER VERSION OF ME…WHO KNOWS.

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

Perhaps y9u will! I tend t9 find m9st 9ther gh9sts are fairly d9cile, since we can’t die, 6ut there are always a few 6ad apples.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

YEAH, I FIGURED…BUT IM GLAD I RAN INTO YOU. TRUTHFULLY I DIDNT WANNA MEET ANY MORE TROLLS BUT, GLAD I WANDERED INTO YOUR BUBBLE

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

I’m glad we’ve run int9 each 9ther t99! Th9ugh, this isn’t my 6u66le specifically.. My 6u66le is… Well, I haven’t quite 6een a6le t9 find it yet. I left f9r a l9ng time and n9w I’m 9n my way 6ack t9 it.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

CAN I ASK WHY YOU LEFT IT? I MEAN, YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT HAVE TO TELL ME BUT, YA KNOW, CONVERSATION TOPICS

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He nodded and put on another smile, this one less genuine and more just to keep a happy tone to the conversation.]

I wasn’t quite.. happy with myself. Pe9ple av9ided me m9re and m9re 9ften. 6elieve it 9r n9t, 6ut I was 9ne 9f the chattier Kankri’s 9ut there. Pe9ple g9t sick 9f it until it was 9nly my Pr9rrim and my Cr9nus, and even then, P9rrim wasn’t much there. Cr9nus didn’t st9p me fr9m leaving, s9 I left t9 get s9me space and 6e 9n my 9wn f9r a while. Find myself and 6etter myself, ykn9w?

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

…IF THEY DIDNT LIKE YOU FOR YOU, I PERSONALLY THINK ITS BULLSHIT THEY MADE YOU CHANGE, EVEN IF THE FORCE WASNT DIRECT. LIKE, WHAT A GROUP OF CUNTS! SERIOUSLY, WHO THE HELL MAKES A TROLL FEEL BAD FOR THEIR PERSONALITY? EVEN I KNOW BASIC SOCIAL MANNERS…BUT, IF IT MADE YOU HAPPY, WHO AM I TO SAY IT WAS THE RIGHT OR WRONG THING?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[His tone wasn’t accusatory or mean, but he did have the signature Kankri matter-of-fact tone]

Y9u y9urself menti9ned earlier that y9u n9rmally need migraine medicati9n after speaking with a Kankri. Even as a half-hearted j9ke, it was feed6ack like that t9 which caused my leaving. I t99k n9te 9f c9mments like that and did what I c9uld t9 try and fix myself t9 6e 6etter.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

AH, THATS BECAUSE OF PROLONGED SOCIAL INTERACTION…I ALWAYS STUCK AROUND TO LISTEN TO THEM AND MIGRANES STRUCK— NEVERMIND THATS NOT THE TOPIC…

SORRY THAT WAS A RUDE THING TO SAY, EVEN IF THERE’S AN EXPLANATION…NO ONE SHOULD BE FORCED TO CHANGE THEMSELVES

[Logically, he knew he had nothing to do with what the other did, but he still felt compelled to say sorry]

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He cleared his throat to try and clear his head a little.]

It wasn’t y9ur fault. It’s 9ve and d9ne with n9w anyways.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

TELL ME IF ANYONE GIVES YOU SHIT FOR TALKING TOO MUCH OR SOMETHING, OR JUST SHIT IN GENERAL, ALRIGHT?

[not only was he suddenly feeling protective of the other, he also was probably trying to look tough]

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[Kankri let out a light chuckle and gave a small nod]

S9 l9ng as y9u return the fav9r, I see n9 issue with such an arrangement.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

RETURN THE FAVOR? WELL THIS CUNT NAMED KARKAT KEEPS SHIT TALKING ME, SOUNDS LIKE A HUGE SHITHEAD HONESTLY

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

9h? W9uld y9u mind p9inting him 9ut t9 me the next time y9u see him if I’m ar9und?

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

...IM TALKING ABOUT MYSELF...ITS ALRIGHT, YOU PROBABLY DIDNT UNDERSTAND IT AT FIRST, I WASNT BEING REALLY OBVIOUS I WAS JOKING

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[a short troll walked up to kankri, he appeared even shorter than he actually was because of his bad posture, natural scowl on his face. he paused, looking around before at the other] SHIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO COME HERE AND...WAIT, ARE YOU A KANKRI?

That’s alright! And yes, I’m a Kankri. If I may ask, what 6r9ught y9u t9 my little c9rner 9f the 6u66le?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

{Cut @ask-the-carcino-cunt }

May6e y9u sh9uldn’t purp9sefully pr9d at it t9 dem9nstrate the injury? I can take y9ur w9rd f9r it.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

I MEAN…IM DEAD NOW, RIGHT? I HAVEN’T REALLY GOTTEN A HOLD OF THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING BUT LIKE…IT CANT GET INFECTED NOW, SO LIKE…WAIT…

…CAN IT GET INFECTED STILL?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

T9 6e undead is n9t t9 6e with9ut pain. Y9u c9uld still get infected under certain circumstances, 6ut it’s unlikely. H9wever, if an infecti9n were t9 9ccur, it w9uld cause y9u extreme pain up9n entering the later stages.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

…OK YEAH THIS BEING DEAD THING IS KINDA STARTING TO SOUND LIKE JUST BEING ALIVE BUT MY EYES ARE FUNKY…

…BUT THERE IS ONE GOOD THING,

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

What’s that?

[He tilted his head inquisitively]

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

YOU

[he smirked, trying to keep himself from giving a snort of laughter from just how cheesy that was, but he let it slip]

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He tilted his head again with a light chuckle]

I’m glad t9 have met y9u t99, 6ut I highly d9u6t 9ur meeting will have 6een the 9nly g99d thing y9u will enc9unter in the 6u66les.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

IT’S DEFINITELY GONNA BE HIGH UP THERE. NOT LIKE I REALLY GET AROUND ANYWAYS…MAYBE I’LL MEET A FEW MORE KANKRIS, OR ANOTHER VERSION OF ME…WHO KNOWS.

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

Perhaps y9u will! I tend t9 find m9st 9ther gh9sts are fairly d9cile, since we can’t die, 6ut there are always a few 6ad apples.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

YEAH, I FIGURED…BUT IM GLAD I RAN INTO YOU. TRUTHFULLY I DIDNT WANNA MEET ANY MORE TROLLS BUT, GLAD I WANDERED INTO YOUR BUBBLE

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

I’m glad we’ve run int9 each 9ther t99! Th9ugh, this isn’t my 6u66le specifically.. My 6u66le is… Well, I haven’t quite 6een a6le t9 find it yet. I left f9r a l9ng time and n9w I’m 9n my way 6ack t9 it.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

CAN I ASK WHY YOU LEFT IT? I MEAN, YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT HAVE TO TELL ME BUT, YA KNOW, CONVERSATION TOPICS

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He nodded and put on another smile, this one less genuine and more just to keep a happy tone to the conversation.]

I wasn’t quite.. happy with myself. Pe9ple av9ided me m9re and m9re 9ften. 6elieve it 9r n9t, 6ut I was 9ne 9f the chattier Kankri’s 9ut there. Pe9ple g9t sick 9f it until it was 9nly my Pr9rrim and my Cr9nus, and even then, P9rrim wasn’t much there. Cr9nus didn’t st9p me fr9m leaving, s9 I left t9 get s9me space and 6e 9n my 9wn f9r a while. Find myself and 6etter myself, ykn9w?

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

…IF THEY DIDNT LIKE YOU FOR YOU, I PERSONALLY THINK ITS BULLSHIT THEY MADE YOU CHANGE, EVEN IF THE FORCE WASNT DIRECT. LIKE, WHAT A GROUP OF CUNTS! SERIOUSLY, WHO THE HELL MAKES A TROLL FEEL BAD FOR THEIR PERSONALITY? EVEN I KNOW BASIC SOCIAL MANNERS…BUT, IF IT MADE YOU HAPPY, WHO AM I TO SAY IT WAS THE RIGHT OR WRONG THING?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[His tone wasn’t accusatory or mean, but he did have the signature Kankri matter-of-fact tone]

Y9u y9urself menti9ned earlier that y9u n9rmally need migraine medicati9n after speaking with a Kankri. Even as a half-hearted j9ke, it was feed6ack like that t9 which caused my leaving. I t99k n9te 9f c9mments like that and did what I c9uld t9 try and fix myself t9 6e 6etter.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

AH, THATS BECAUSE OF PROLONGED SOCIAL INTERACTION…I ALWAYS STUCK AROUND TO LISTEN TO THEM AND MIGRANES STRUCK— NEVERMIND THATS NOT THE TOPIC…

SORRY THAT WAS A RUDE THING TO SAY, EVEN IF THERE’S AN EXPLANATION…NO ONE SHOULD BE FORCED TO CHANGE THEMSELVES

[Logically, he knew he had nothing to do with what the other did, but he still felt compelled to say sorry]

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He cleared his throat to try and clear his head a little.]

It wasn’t y9ur fault. It’s 9ve and d9ne with n9w anyways.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

TELL ME IF ANYONE GIVES YOU SHIT FOR TALKING TOO MUCH OR SOMETHING, OR JUST SHIT IN GENERAL, ALRIGHT?

[not only was he suddenly feeling protective of the other, he also was probably trying to look tough]

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[Kankri let out a light chuckle and gave a small nod]

S9 l9ng as y9u return the fav9r, I see n9 issue with such an arrangement.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

RETURN THE FAVOR? WELL THIS CUNT NAMED KARKAT KEEPS SHIT TALKING ME, SOUNDS LIKE A HUGE SHITHEAD HONESTLY

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[a short troll walked up to kankri, he appeared even shorter than he actually was because of his bad posture, natural scowl on his face. he paused, looking around before at the other] SHIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO COME HERE AND...WAIT, ARE YOU A KANKRI?

That’s alright! And yes, I’m a Kankri. If I may ask, what 6r9ught y9u t9 my little c9rner 9f the 6u66le?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

{Cut @ask-the-carcino-cunt }

May6e y9u sh9uldn’t purp9sefully pr9d at it t9 dem9nstrate the injury? I can take y9ur w9rd f9r it.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

I MEAN…IM DEAD NOW, RIGHT? I HAVEN’T REALLY GOTTEN A HOLD OF THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING BUT LIKE…IT CANT GET INFECTED NOW, SO LIKE…WAIT…

…CAN IT GET INFECTED STILL?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

T9 6e undead is n9t t9 6e with9ut pain. Y9u c9uld still get infected under certain circumstances, 6ut it’s unlikely. H9wever, if an infecti9n were t9 9ccur, it w9uld cause y9u extreme pain up9n entering the later stages.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

…OK YEAH THIS BEING DEAD THING IS KINDA STARTING TO SOUND LIKE JUST BEING ALIVE BUT MY EYES ARE FUNKY…

…BUT THERE IS ONE GOOD THING,

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

What’s that?

[He tilted his head inquisitively]

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

YOU

[he smirked, trying to keep himself from giving a snort of laughter from just how cheesy that was, but he let it slip]

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He tilted his head again with a light chuckle]

I’m glad t9 have met y9u t99, 6ut I highly d9u6t 9ur meeting will have 6een the 9nly g99d thing y9u will enc9unter in the 6u66les.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

IT’S DEFINITELY GONNA BE HIGH UP THERE. NOT LIKE I REALLY GET AROUND ANYWAYS…MAYBE I’LL MEET A FEW MORE KANKRIS, OR ANOTHER VERSION OF ME…WHO KNOWS.

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

Perhaps y9u will! I tend t9 find m9st 9ther gh9sts are fairly d9cile, since we can’t die, 6ut there are always a few 6ad apples.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

YEAH, I FIGURED…BUT IM GLAD I RAN INTO YOU. TRUTHFULLY I DIDNT WANNA MEET ANY MORE TROLLS BUT, GLAD I WANDERED INTO YOUR BUBBLE

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

I’m glad we’ve run int9 each 9ther t99! Th9ugh, this isn’t my 6u66le specifically.. My 6u66le is… Well, I haven’t quite 6een a6le t9 find it yet. I left f9r a l9ng time and n9w I’m 9n my way 6ack t9 it.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

CAN I ASK WHY YOU LEFT IT? I MEAN, YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT HAVE TO TELL ME BUT, YA KNOW, CONVERSATION TOPICS

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He nodded and put on another smile, this one less genuine and more just to keep a happy tone to the conversation.]

I wasn’t quite.. happy with myself. Pe9ple av9ided me m9re and m9re 9ften. 6elieve it 9r n9t, 6ut I was 9ne 9f the chattier Kankri’s 9ut there. Pe9ple g9t sick 9f it until it was 9nly my Pr9rrim and my Cr9nus, and even then, P9rrim wasn’t much there. Cr9nus didn’t st9p me fr9m leaving, s9 I left t9 get s9me space and 6e 9n my 9wn f9r a while. Find myself and 6etter myself, ykn9w?

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

…IF THEY DIDNT LIKE YOU FOR YOU, I PERSONALLY THINK ITS BULLSHIT THEY MADE YOU CHANGE, EVEN IF THE FORCE WASNT DIRECT. LIKE, WHAT A GROUP OF CUNTS! SERIOUSLY, WHO THE HELL MAKES A TROLL FEEL BAD FOR THEIR PERSONALITY? EVEN I KNOW BASIC SOCIAL MANNERS…BUT, IF IT MADE YOU HAPPY, WHO AM I TO SAY IT WAS THE RIGHT OR WRONG THING?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[His tone wasn’t accusatory or mean, but he did have the signature Kankri matter-of-fact tone]

Y9u y9urself menti9ned earlier that y9u n9rmally need migraine medicati9n after speaking with a Kankri. Even as a half-hearted j9ke, it was feed6ack like that t9 which caused my leaving. I t99k n9te 9f c9mments like that and did what I c9uld t9 try and fix myself t9 6e 6etter.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

AH, THATS BECAUSE OF PROLONGED SOCIAL INTERACTION…I ALWAYS STUCK AROUND TO LISTEN TO THEM AND MIGRANES STRUCK— NEVERMIND THATS NOT THE TOPIC…

SORRY THAT WAS A RUDE THING TO SAY, EVEN IF THERE’S AN EXPLANATION…NO ONE SHOULD BE FORCED TO CHANGE THEMSELVES

[Logically, he knew he had nothing to do with what the other did, but he still felt compelled to say sorry]

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He cleared his throat to try and clear his head a little.]

It wasn’t y9ur fault. It’s 9ve and d9ne with n9w anyways.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

TELL ME IF ANYONE GIVES YOU SHIT FOR TALKING TOO MUCH OR SOMETHING, OR JUST SHIT IN GENERAL, ALRIGHT?

[not only was he suddenly feeling protective of the other, he also was probably trying to look tough]

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[a short troll walked up to kankri, he appeared even shorter than he actually was because of his bad posture, natural scowl on his face. he paused, looking around before at the other] SHIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO COME HERE AND...WAIT, ARE YOU A KANKRI?

That’s alright! And yes, I’m a Kankri. If I may ask, what 6r9ught y9u t9 my little c9rner 9f the 6u66le?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

{Cut @ask-the-carcino-cunt }

May6e y9u sh9uldn’t purp9sefully pr9d at it t9 dem9nstrate the injury? I can take y9ur w9rd f9r it.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

I MEAN…IM DEAD NOW, RIGHT? I HAVEN’T REALLY GOTTEN A HOLD OF THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING BUT LIKE…IT CANT GET INFECTED NOW, SO LIKE…WAIT…

…CAN IT GET INFECTED STILL?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

T9 6e undead is n9t t9 6e with9ut pain. Y9u c9uld still get infected under certain circumstances, 6ut it’s unlikely. H9wever, if an infecti9n were t9 9ccur, it w9uld cause y9u extreme pain up9n entering the later stages.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

…OK YEAH THIS BEING DEAD THING IS KINDA STARTING TO SOUND LIKE JUST BEING ALIVE BUT MY EYES ARE FUNKY…

…BUT THERE IS ONE GOOD THING,

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

What’s that?

[He tilted his head inquisitively]

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

YOU

[he smirked, trying to keep himself from giving a snort of laughter from just how cheesy that was, but he let it slip]

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He tilted his head again with a light chuckle]

I’m glad t9 have met y9u t99, 6ut I highly d9u6t 9ur meeting will have 6een the 9nly g99d thing y9u will enc9unter in the 6u66les.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

IT’S DEFINITELY GONNA BE HIGH UP THERE. NOT LIKE I REALLY GET AROUND ANYWAYS…MAYBE I’LL MEET A FEW MORE KANKRIS, OR ANOTHER VERSION OF ME…WHO KNOWS.

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

Perhaps y9u will! I tend t9 find m9st 9ther gh9sts are fairly d9cile, since we can’t die, 6ut there are always a few 6ad apples.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

YEAH, I FIGURED…BUT IM GLAD I RAN INTO YOU. TRUTHFULLY I DIDNT WANNA MEET ANY MORE TROLLS BUT, GLAD I WANDERED INTO YOUR BUBBLE

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

I’m glad we’ve run int9 each 9ther t99! Th9ugh, this isn’t my 6u66le specifically.. My 6u66le is… Well, I haven’t quite 6een a6le t9 find it yet. I left f9r a l9ng time and n9w I’m 9n my way 6ack t9 it.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

CAN I ASK WHY YOU LEFT IT? I MEAN, YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT HAVE TO TELL ME BUT, YA KNOW, CONVERSATION TOPICS

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He nodded and put on another smile, this one less genuine and more just to keep a happy tone to the conversation.]

I wasn’t quite.. happy with myself. Pe9ple av9ided me m9re and m9re 9ften. 6elieve it 9r n9t, 6ut I was 9ne 9f the chattier Kankri’s 9ut there. Pe9ple g9t sick 9f it until it was 9nly my Pr9rrim and my Cr9nus, and even then, P9rrim wasn’t much there. Cr9nus didn’t st9p me fr9m leaving, s9 I left t9 get s9me space and 6e 9n my 9wn f9r a while. Find myself and 6etter myself, ykn9w?

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

…IF THEY DIDNT LIKE YOU FOR YOU, I PERSONALLY THINK ITS BULLSHIT THEY MADE YOU CHANGE, EVEN IF THE FORCE WASNT DIRECT. LIKE, WHAT A GROUP OF CUNTS! SERIOUSLY, WHO THE HELL MAKES A TROLL FEEL BAD FOR THEIR PERSONALITY? EVEN I KNOW BASIC SOCIAL MANNERS…BUT, IF IT MADE YOU HAPPY, WHO AM I TO SAY IT WAS THE RIGHT OR WRONG THING?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[His tone wasn’t accusatory or mean, but he did have the signature Kankri matter-of-fact tone]

Y9u y9urself menti9ned earlier that y9u n9rmally need migraine medicati9n after speaking with a Kankri. Even as a half-hearted j9ke, it was feed6ack like that t9 which caused my leaving. I t99k n9te 9f c9mments like that and did what I c9uld t9 try and fix myself t9 6e 6etter.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

AH, THATS BECAUSE OF PROLONGED SOCIAL INTERACTION...I ALWAYS STUCK AROUND TO LISTEN TO THEM AND MIGRANES STRUCK--- NEVERMIND THATS NOT THE TOPIC...

SORRY THAT WAS A RUDE THING TO SAY, EVEN IF THERE'S AN EXPLANATION...NO ONE SHOULD BE FORCED TO CHANGE THEMSELVES

[Logically, he knew he had nothing to do with what the other did, but he still felt compelled to say sorry]

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[a short troll walked up to kankri, he appeared even shorter than he actually was because of his bad posture, natural scowl on his face. he paused, looking around before at the other] SHIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO COME HERE AND...WAIT, ARE YOU A KANKRI?

That’s alright! And yes, I’m a Kankri. If I may ask, what 6r9ught y9u t9 my little c9rner 9f the 6u66le?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

{Cut @ask-the-carcino-cunt }

May6e y9u sh9uldn’t purp9sefully pr9d at it t9 dem9nstrate the injury? I can take y9ur w9rd f9r it.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

I MEAN…IM DEAD NOW, RIGHT? I HAVEN’T REALLY GOTTEN A HOLD OF THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING BUT LIKE…IT CANT GET INFECTED NOW, SO LIKE…WAIT…

…CAN IT GET INFECTED STILL?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

T9 6e undead is n9t t9 6e with9ut pain. Y9u c9uld still get infected under certain circumstances, 6ut it’s unlikely. H9wever, if an infecti9n were t9 9ccur, it w9uld cause y9u extreme pain up9n entering the later stages.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

…OK YEAH THIS BEING DEAD THING IS KINDA STARTING TO SOUND LIKE JUST BEING ALIVE BUT MY EYES ARE FUNKY…

…BUT THERE IS ONE GOOD THING,

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

What’s that?

[He tilted his head inquisitively]

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

YOU

[he smirked, trying to keep himself from giving a snort of laughter from just how cheesy that was, but he let it slip]

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He tilted his head again with a light chuckle]

I’m glad t9 have met y9u t99, 6ut I highly d9u6t 9ur meeting will have 6een the 9nly g99d thing y9u will enc9unter in the 6u66les.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

IT’S DEFINITELY GONNA BE HIGH UP THERE. NOT LIKE I REALLY GET AROUND ANYWAYS…MAYBE I’LL MEET A FEW MORE KANKRIS, OR ANOTHER VERSION OF ME…WHO KNOWS.

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

Perhaps y9u will! I tend t9 find m9st 9ther gh9sts are fairly d9cile, since we can’t die, 6ut there are always a few 6ad apples.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

YEAH, I FIGURED…BUT IM GLAD I RAN INTO YOU. TRUTHFULLY I DIDNT WANNA MEET ANY MORE TROLLS BUT, GLAD I WANDERED INTO YOUR BUBBLE

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

I’m glad we’ve run int9 each 9ther t99! Th9ugh, this isn’t my 6u66le specifically.. My 6u66le is… Well, I haven’t quite 6een a6le t9 find it yet. I left f9r a l9ng time and n9w I’m 9n my way 6ack t9 it.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

CAN I ASK WHY YOU LEFT IT? I MEAN, YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT HAVE TO TELL ME BUT, YA KNOW, CONVERSATION TOPICS

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He nodded and put on another smile, this one less genuine and more just to keep a happy tone to the conversation.]

I wasn’t quite.. happy with myself. Pe9ple av9ided me m9re and m9re 9ften. 6elieve it 9r n9t, 6ut I was 9ne 9f the chattier Kankri’s 9ut there. Pe9ple g9t sick 9f it until it was 9nly my Pr9rrim and my Cr9nus, and even then, P9rrim wasn’t much there. Cr9nus didn’t st9p me fr9m leaving, s9 I left t9 get s9me space and 6e 9n my 9wn f9r a while. Find myself and 6etter myself, ykn9w?

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

...IF THEY DIDNT LIKE YOU FOR YOU, I PERSONALLY THINK ITS BULLSHIT THEY MADE YOU CHANGE, EVEN IF THE FORCE WASNT DIRECT. LIKE, WHAT A GROUP OF CUNTS! SERIOUSLY, WHO THE HELL MAKES A TROLL FEEL BAD FOR THEIR PERSONALITY? EVEN I KNOW BASIC SOCIAL MANNERS...BUT, IF IT MADE YOU HAPPY, WHO AM I TO SAY IT WAS THE RIGHT OR WRONG THING?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[a short troll walked up to kankri, he appeared even shorter than he actually was because of his bad posture, natural scowl on his face. he paused, looking around before at the other] SHIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO COME HERE AND...WAIT, ARE YOU A KANKRI?

That’s alright! And yes, I’m a Kankri. If I may ask, what 6r9ught y9u t9 my little c9rner 9f the 6u66le?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

{Cut @ask-the-carcino-cunt }

May6e y9u sh9uldn’t purp9sefully pr9d at it t9 dem9nstrate the injury? I can take y9ur w9rd f9r it.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

I MEAN…IM DEAD NOW, RIGHT? I HAVEN’T REALLY GOTTEN A HOLD OF THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING BUT LIKE…IT CANT GET INFECTED NOW, SO LIKE…WAIT…

…CAN IT GET INFECTED STILL?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

T9 6e undead is n9t t9 6e with9ut pain. Y9u c9uld still get infected under certain circumstances, 6ut it’s unlikely. H9wever, if an infecti9n were t9 9ccur, it w9uld cause y9u extreme pain up9n entering the later stages.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

…OK YEAH THIS BEING DEAD THING IS KINDA STARTING TO SOUND LIKE JUST BEING ALIVE BUT MY EYES ARE FUNKY…

…BUT THERE IS ONE GOOD THING,

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

What’s that?

[He tilted his head inquisitively]

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

YOU

[he smirked, trying to keep himself from giving a snort of laughter from just how cheesy that was, but he let it slip]

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He tilted his head again with a light chuckle]

I’m glad t9 have met y9u t99, 6ut I highly d9u6t 9ur meeting will have 6een the 9nly g99d thing y9u will enc9unter in the 6u66les.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

IT’S DEFINITELY GONNA BE HIGH UP THERE. NOT LIKE I REALLY GET AROUND ANYWAYS…MAYBE I’LL MEET A FEW MORE KANKRIS, OR ANOTHER VERSION OF ME…WHO KNOWS.

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

Perhaps y9u will! I tend t9 find m9st 9ther gh9sts are fairly d9cile, since we can’t die, 6ut there are always a few 6ad apples.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

YEAH, I FIGURED…BUT IM GLAD I RAN INTO YOU. TRUTHFULLY I DIDNT WANNA MEET ANY MORE TROLLS BUT, GLAD I WANDERED INTO YOUR BUBBLE

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

I’m glad we’ve run int9 each 9ther t99! Th9ugh, this isn’t my 6u66le specifically.. My 6u66le is… Well, I haven’t quite 6een a6le t9 find it yet. I left f9r a l9ng time and n9w I’m 9n my way 6ack t9 it.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

CAN I ASK WHY YOU LEFT IT? I MEAN, YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT HAVE TO TELL ME BUT, YA KNOW, CONVERSATION TOPICS

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[a short troll walked up to kankri, he appeared even shorter than he actually was because of his bad posture, natural scowl on his face. he paused, looking around before at the other] SHIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO COME HERE AND...WAIT, ARE YOU A KANKRI?

That’s alright! And yes, I’m a Kankri. If I may ask, what 6r9ught y9u t9 my little c9rner 9f the 6u66le?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

{Cut @ask-the-carcino-cunt }

May6e y9u sh9uldn’t purp9sefully pr9d at it t9 dem9nstrate the injury? I can take y9ur w9rd f9r it.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

I MEAN…IM DEAD NOW, RIGHT? I HAVEN’T REALLY GOTTEN A HOLD OF THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING BUT LIKE…IT CANT GET INFECTED NOW, SO LIKE…WAIT…

…CAN IT GET INFECTED STILL?

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

T9 6e undead is n9t t9 6e with9ut pain. Y9u c9uld still get infected under certain circumstances, 6ut it’s unlikely. H9wever, if an infecti9n were t9 9ccur, it w9uld cause y9u extreme pain up9n entering the later stages.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

…OK YEAH THIS BEING DEAD THING IS KINDA STARTING TO SOUND LIKE JUST BEING ALIVE BUT MY EYES ARE FUNKY…

…BUT THERE IS ONE GOOD THING,

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

What’s that?

[He tilted his head inquisitively]

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

YOU

[he smirked, trying to keep himself from giving a snort of laughter from just how cheesy that was, but he let it slip]

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

[He tilted his head again with a light chuckle]

I’m glad t9 have met y9u t99, 6ut I highly d9u6t 9ur meeting will have 6een the 9nly g99d thing y9u will enc9unter in the 6u66les.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

IT’S DEFINITELY GONNA BE HIGH UP THERE. NOT LIKE I REALLY GET AROUND ANYWAYS…MAYBE I’LL MEET A FEW MORE KANKRIS, OR ANOTHER VERSION OF ME…WHO KNOWS.

[ask-the-chatter-69x]

Perhaps y9u will! I tend t9 find m9st 9ther gh9sts are fairly d9cile, since we can’t die, 6ut there are always a few 6ad apples.

[ask-the-carcino-cunt]

YEAH, I FIGURED...BUT IM GLAD I RAN INTO YOU. TRUTHFULLY I DIDNT WANNA MEET ANY MORE TROLLS BUT, GLAD I WANDERED INTO YOUR BUBBLE