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Set in the early 2000s|Characters are teens|COMPLETELY SFW BLOG|Characters unlocked: Clarence, Jeff, Sumo, Belson, Chelsea, Breehn, Percy, Dustin, Nathan, Kimby, Blaide, Vu

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Farts loudly

Clarence: Who blarted??

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Are the parents still open for asks? Mary, do you get along well with Jeff and Sumo’s moms?

Mary: Oh yes, of course I love Tinona and Jeff's mum's! Tinona works at the nail salon I go to, that's how I met her. I bump into EJ and Sue all the time, such sweethearts they are my god. They've invited us to dinner a few times.

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I've decided that The Parents will be a subsection of this blog! They're always open for asks.

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I still can’t figure out what “turtle hats” means :(

Jeff: It had nothing to do with the subject we were currently studying, for a big project to end the unit it was really weird

Sumo: Yeah but our movie was pretty sweet, I think we got it down

Belson: Whatever, it was totally a ripoff of President Ralph.

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do any of you like horror movies?

Jeff: Ugh, not a fan. The blonde brothers love it though

Sumo: YEAH!!! HORROR MOVIES PUMP ME UP!!!!!

Clarence: I don't look when someone dies though. Especially if it's an animal NOO ITS SO SAD

[jeffrrandell]

*deals these new designs like cards* consider

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Sorry for no posts! I've been working on new references!!

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Cynthia!! Hi! How'd you meet your gf/wife? (I don't know if they're married or not 😅)

Cynthia: Weellll... The year after we cut ties with Belsons "father" was really tough for us. Belson was going through such a tough time, and I wasn't even thinking about a new partner. However I really took the time to reflect on myself. Actually, Sue helped me with a lot of spiritual yoga and healing. I let the universe guide me, and eventually I met a very beautiful lady named Miriam. I met her at the dog park, actually. Soft-spoken, kinda like me I guess. We became good friends after bumping into each other a few times there. Something about her presence really comforted Belson. He doesn't think I know, but I can tell how my gummybear is feeling. And of course I wanted to take things slow, and make sure that my Belson is happy too. *Snort* then well.. more time passes and I've never felt this kind of happiness with someone before. Ever since Miriam, we've had more family time than we ever had.

Miriam: We're planning on getting married sometime in the next year or two! I thought it was so sweet when Belson first asked me if he could call me mom. I told him 'Baby, you call me whatever you're comfortable with'. I didn't wanna just be a replacement for that hole in his heart, I wanted to be exactly that. His mom.

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parents, how did you react to your kids coming out? ……if they did

Mel: Maybe I didn't fully understand at first, but it ain't hurt none to try my best to learn and support m'family. I ain't gonna reject my own kids for who they are, and I'm sure every parent here can agree wit' that.

Cynthia: I was so happy that my gummybear felt comfortable telling me who he really is. I'd give him the world.

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Hey Chad, what is your proudest moment with Clarence? What happened and what made you so proud of him?

Mary: Oh Chad hun, you're getting tears all over ya glasses

Chad: I LOVE YOU MARE!!!!!!

Mary: I love ya too, Chad

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Clarence, Jeff, Sumo!! How are your parents doing? Yours too Belson!

[[ We get so many asks about them, why not have a segment for them!! ]]

[[ ALL PARENTS ARE UP FOR TEMPORARY ASKS!!!!! ]]

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So kimby what happened after you left clarence to go back home to your slumber party, malessica said she lost feelings for jeff?

Kimby: Kinda ironic now I guess haha. She currently like likes Darlie but don't tell her I said so!

Jeff: Gosh dangit! You're really trying to beat me in the gossip game still?!

Kimby: it'll never end!

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Sumo! How do u and Belson get along? Good? Bad? Neutral?

Sumo: I'm not his biggest fan, but to spare Clarence's feelings I'll just leave it at that. I don't got the time to get to know em, he's just a bother to me

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Does anyone in the squad like to play music? Sorry if this has been asked before, I’m just catching up lol

Chelsea: Some of us are band students! Breehn and I have been since elementary :)

Jeff: Ohhh, Sumo and I sometimes play piano together! He's actually really good at it!

Sumo: Haha what? Nah no I dont

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Jeff and Sumo, are you aware of Clarences bad dreams and Balance?

Sumo: I remember Clarence talkin about him in elementary, how he was gettin into peoples heads n stuff. Guess he wasn't here to fool around

Jeff: I've been trying to figure out what this could possibly be, he's like a whole other entity. He totally breaks the laws of... Existence. We do try our best to comfort Clarence though.

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Clarence, what did you mean when you said that Balance 'still lives in your head'?

Clarence: I just get really bad nightmares, and so do my friends when they're around me. But they seem so real all of the time. And he's always there, looking at me. I think he wants to hurt my friends, I don't like it very much. What did I do?

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Belson, do you actually like your friends? Like Dustin, Nathan....Clarence?

Belson: It's hard for me to do that kind of thing. I just don't tell them to shut up as often, does that count?

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Vu, what is your favorite animal in the world? And Percy, how’s your pet doing?

Percy: Maybe Buzzy and Gex can have a sleepover

Vu: I don't know if I trust Gex enough for that hahah