THE COOKIEFISH TIMELINE

A character ask blog for the Homestuck Cookiefish Timeline, created by @ender—slime and @catboylabhell !

[ask-the-cookiefish-timeline]

Yo. We made an ask blog. I mean we as in me and one of the guys who writes this timeline. Everyone else is on board with it, though, so feel free to throw any questions our way, even at those of us you might not know much about. We’d be happy to answer, and I’m sure you’d be happy to know more about us or maybe even put us in some capital S situations.

Ask away, peak Homestuck Tumblr fandom style.

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I feel like I should back up a bit.

What exactly is this timeline?

This is, what the other author at one point named, Cookiefish.

A post canon of our own. A happy one. Sometimes a mundane one. Sometimes a stressful one. But a happy one.

Who am I?

You already know who I am.

I’m this guy. And also this guy.

I don’t write this timeline, unlike some other guy you might now. I’m just in it. I’m only writing this post because nobody else felt like it. Otherwise I live a pretty chill life. I’m lowkey just a chill guy.

Anyways.

Just about everyone who was “alive” at the end of Act 7 is present here in this timeline. Gamzee’s here. The sprites are here, including both Nannas. Jane’s Dad and the Mayor are here. Can’t forget the Mayor.

If you’d like to know more about our funny little exploits, start here:

When you’re done with those, check out all the other shit we got going on here:

THE COOKIEFISH TIMELINE

Hub for all writing, comics, and projects in Ender and Windy's COOKIEFISH TIMELINE!

Are any of our answers canon to the actual Cookiefish timeline?

Who knows. Doesn’t matter, right?

We’re all here for fun. It’s all for fun.

[ender--slime]

rose guest stars on sesame street (supplemental to my post canon fanfiction SUNSPOTS)

[ask-the-cookiefish-timeline]

hai fatto nuove amicizie di recente?

HAVE YOU MADE ANY NEW FRIENDS RECENTLY?

DAVEPETA: B33 < i make new friends every day! DAVEPETA: B33 < every day on earth c is an adventure DAVEPETA: B33 < there are so many people that i get to talk to and meet! DAVEPETA: B33 < i move around a lot so i have all sorts of neighbors that i talk to DAVEPETA: B33 < i like to eat a lot of fruits when theyre in season so i get to talk to all of my farmer friends DAVEPETA: B33 < sometimes i get to meet jades dog training clients (the people ones) (but also the dogs) DAVEPETA: B33 < there are times when making new friends is scary of course DAVEPETA: B33 < talking to people is hard DAVEPETA: B33 < opening up DAVEPETA: B33 < being vulnerable DAVEPETA: B33 < its the hardest thing in the world man DAVEPETA: B33 < but theres such a big reward in doing it DAVEPETA: B33 < you get to learn so much about other people DAVEPETA: B33 < and in doing so you learn so much about yourself DAVEPETA: B33 < its worth it!

[ask-the-cookiefish-timeline]

davepeta, does being made up of two people make your relationships with your individual important people awkward? how does it affect dave and dirk's brotherly relationship vs nepeta and equius' meowrails one, for example?

DAVEPETA: B33 < its interesting DAVEPETA: B33 < i dont talk to them so much DAVEPETA: B33 < don't get mew wrong we have a great relationship! DAVEPETA: B33 < but um DAVEPETA: B33 < i guess in terms of equius DAVEPETA: B33 < we just grew up i guess DAVEPETA: B33 < we dont need each other anymore DAVEPETA: B33 < the way that we used to DAVEPETA: B33 < … DAVEPETA: B33 < it makes me sad sometimes DAVEPETA: B33 < but it also makes me happy beclaws DAVEPETA: B33 < we made it DAVEPETA: B33 < we went through so much DAVEPETA: B33 < and we made it! DAVEPETA: B33 < and she gets to be happy and so do i DAVEPETA: B33 < so even though we arent wigglers anymore DAVEPETA: B33 < even though we arent moirails DAVEPETA: B33 < were the kind of friends that stay together furever DAVEPETA: B33 < i think its the best DAVEPETA: B33 < … DAVEPETA: B33 < and in terms of dirk DAVEPETA: B33 < hehe DAVEPETA: B33 < yeah were cool DAVEPETA: B33 < im not as close to him as dave is DAVEPETA: B33 < but we are totally cool DAVEPETA: B33 < dirk gets existential about stuff a lot! DAVEPETA: B33 < hes always asking me meta ass questions DAVEPETA: B33 < which (like i said at the beginning) i dont like to answer so much DAVEPETA: B33 < it just doesnt MATTER yknow! DAVEPETA: B33 < but he gets worried about a lot of things DAVEPETA: B33 < i sometimes worry he sees me as like the enlightened dave DAVEPETA: B33 < the cooler dave DAVEPETA: B33 < but i dont think thats true DAVEPETA: B33 < thats leftover from me being davesprite DAVEPETA: B33 < im davepeta! DAVEPETA: B33 < and people see me as davepeta DAVEPETA: B33 < … DAVEPETA: B33 < after he made that fishing video he started talking to me a lot more DAVEPETA: B33 < it was nice! DAVEPETA: B33 < i hope we get to grow closer :3 DAVEPETA: B33 < im excited to get to know him!

[ask-the-cookiefish-timeline]

ciao davipeta! qual è il tuo pianeta preferito, tra quelli in cui sei andate? e in generale?

HI DAVEPETA. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE PLANET YOU’VE BEEN TO? AND IN GENERAL?

DAVEPETA: B33 < we dont really travel to the planets in the solar system very much! DAVEPETA: B33 < because earth c doesnt have… space travel LOL DAVEPETA: B33 < but! we have all eight of the human players planets DAVEPETA: B33 < which i guess also means mine DAVEPETA: B33 < but i feel pretty separated from being dave strider ykwim? DAVEPETA: B33 < anyways DAVEPETA: B33 < i dont go up there much in case i get caught and then theres a worldwide news break that davepetas actually got superpowers DAVEPETA: B33 < but i like being on lofaf!  DAVEPETA: B33 < sometimes jade goes up there when shes sad and ive been up there a few times with her DAVEPETA: B33 < just to walk around and say hi to the consorts still living there and stuff DAVEPETA: B33 < i think locah is cool too DAVEPETA: B33 < janes land DAVEPETA: B33 < it makes me sad though DAVEPETA: B33 < whole society of dead and gone consorts that may or may not have even existed DAVEPETA: B33 < isnt it strange? DAVEPETA: B33 < i guess if i had to pick a favorite it would be that one DAVEPETA: B33 < simply because i think about it a lot!

[ask-the-cookiefish-timeline]

Davepeta, what's your favorite food?

DAVEPETA: B33 < starting off with an easy one! DAVEPETA: B33 < hm DAVEPETA: B33 < … DAVEPETA: B33 < well actually maybe not DAVEPETA: B33 < is it cheating if i say it changes every week? DAVEPETA: B33 < theres so much food to eat! how can i choose just one? DAVEPETA: B33 < it also depends on the season DAVEPETA: B33 < i cant have a mango all the time DAVEPETA: B33 < so when theyre around theyre my favorite! DAVEPETA: B33 < pizza is so yummy and easy to make DAVEPETA: B33 < you can go to farms and get burgers sometimes too when theyre available DAVEPETA: B33 < and i can fly so i like to sneakily sneak over across the world sometimes for chocolate DAVEPETA: B33 < i love to eat! food is great! im grateful for food! :D

[ask-the-cookiefish-timeline]

DAVEPETA: B33 < *davepeta sneakily slinks up towards the camera quiet as a meowse*

DAVEPETA: B33 < *and then…*

DAVEPETA: B33 < *POUNCE!*

DAVEPETA: B33 < hello! how are you?

DAVEPETA: B33 < im sure you have a lot of questions about this here timeowline!

DAVEPETA: B33 < i usually wouldnt answer them if my friends are asking beclaws its not important for them to know

DAVEPETA: B33 < but youre the reader! so!

DAVEPETA: B33 < its totally cool

DAVEPETA: B33 < go ahead ask me anything!

[ask-the-cookiefish-timeline]

DAVEPETA: B33 < *davepeta sneakily slinks up towards the camera quiet as a meowse* DAVEPETA: B33 < *and then…* DAVEPETA: B33 < *POUNCE!* DAVEPETA: B33 < hello! how are you? DAVEPETA: B33 < im sure you have a lot of questions about this here timeowline! DAVEPETA: B33 < i usually wouldnt answer them if my friends are asking beclaws its not important for them to know DAVEPETA: B33 < but youre the reader! so! DAVEPETA: B33 < its totally cool DAVEPETA: B33 < go ahead ask me anything!

(Asks sent will be included in Davepeta's arc!)

[ask-the-cookiefish-timeline]

DAVEPETA: B33 < *davepeta sneakily slinks up towards the camera quiet as a meowse* DAVEPETA: B33 < *and then…* DAVEPETA: B33 < *POUNCE!* DAVEPETA: B33 < hello! how are you? DAVEPETA: B33 < im sure you have a lot of questions about this here timeowline! DAVEPETA: B33 < i usually wouldnt answer them if my friends are asking beclaws its not important for them to know DAVEPETA: B33 < but youre the reader! so! DAVEPETA: B33 < its totally cool DAVEPETA: B33 < go ahead ask me anything!

(Asks sent will be included in Davepeta's arc!)

[ender--slime]

COOKIEFISH TIMELINE: SUNSPOTS

hi. the next chapter of the Cookiefish Timeline, SUNSPOTS, is finally here. this time, about rosemary.

ive been working on this one on and off for about two years now. there’s a lot of myself in it. i’ve grown very close to rose and kanaya in that time. many different people contributed to this project. theyre credited below, and in the project itself.

thank you for waiting. i hope you enjoy it.

READ SUNSPOTS: ROSE READ SUNSPOTS: KANAYA

thank you. happy 612!

CREDITS BESIDES MYSELF:

https://kocolocoino.straw.page/

@foodbin

https://x.com/tealkittenpaws?s=21&t=L3znPUksLRaAGMCuBHCx7A

Siren @shadow3142

https://bsky.app/profile/junkerguts.bsky.social

https://mspfa.com/user/?u=107610103362343003791

https://bsky.app/profile/rip-fandomstuck.bsky.social

https://linktr.ee/spacemutt

Subjuggl8te

https://whethernet.systems/

@srronrom

https://x.com/sugerkain

@marsliontamer

https://x.com/spitefallcomics

@springselkie

https://bsky.app/profile/tempest2k.inhospitable.net

https://bsky.app/profile/lightbeamedeyes.bsky.social

https://x.com/nerdpunkpuppy

https://bsky.app/profile/libetsdelae.bsky.social

@disegnidipizzo https://x.com/imptail

@girlbowser as my producer and editor

and Windy_c3 composed [S] Rose

[ender--slime]

four kids and the game they played together!

[ender--slime]

foils

[ask-the-cookiefish-timeline]

Dave, you used to be into photography, right? You still doing that? Do rich people on Earth C have like those big books of your artistically gifted photos sitting on coffee tables in their apartments?

DAVE: so DAVE: funny story DAVE: and a few corrections DAVE: im definitely still into photography DAVE: but not really of the shitty selfie kind anymore DAVE: i know i know boo me up DAVE: but uh DAVE: yeah idk i like doing landscape photography now DAVE: especially because DAVE: here’s implied correction number one DAVE: we’re not gods here DAVE: and we didn’t like DAVE: you know DAVE: do the god thing DAVE: and here’s correction number two DAVE: no money on earth anymore DAVE: lowkey very difficult for me to cope with but whatever DAVE: so anyways DAVE: i like to take pictures of all the stuff from before we discreetly popped in DAVE: like uhhh DAVE: old infrastructure DAVE: graffiti DAVE: abandoned factories and parking lots that were taken apart for building materials by the people who DAVE: yknow DAVE: actually built the planet for us DAVE: and because we have no money DAVE: i kinda just do it for me DAVE: it’s weird and i’m not that great at it DAVE: but it’s fun DAVE: it’s like the spiritual successor to the dead things in jars hobby right DAVE: lookin at old shit that i think is cool

[ender--slime]

[ender--slime]

dirk and vriska And You watch the dark crystsl age of resistance (2019) on netflix

//yes canon. yes

[ender--slime]

vrisjane fluff

//id like to incorporate vrisjaney stuff into either of their arcs but it likely will be angsty and violent and not at all like this LOL. fun warm up tho!!!

[ender--slime]

vriska heard lara was flying a final fantasy airship around earth c and had some …unique… ideas on what “adventure” should look like

//concepts of vriskas arc and progression