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PSA, stop. Letting. Your. Children. Eat. Dirty. Snow!

Please

Hoowwww did they get their snowcones dirty???? Or wait did they drop them, because that is kinda gross to still eat

It’s February in Denver Colorado, there’s snow on everything. They’re just eating it off the ground which is, so gross

I'm GENUINELY starting to think this is a prank. This whole thing reeks of Morgan and Mimic. I have been outside! I have seen towns outside the dome! None of them dealt with snow either! There is no way its this much of a regular problem in the past as you people are making it out to be!

I mean it’s not so much a problem as just, a thing that happens. You get used to it if you don’t live near the equator. The snow is waaaaay worse up north or in the mountains anyway. Some good winter gear and maybe snow tires or chains and you’re usually set.

I DON'T LIVE NEAR THE EQUATOR! No, we're staying calm. This is a prank, you're all florida-ing me again

“We really need to take you to a universe in winter, any universe really would work. It snows from the sky and covers the ground and it means needing a winter suit when heroing cause it becomes too cold”

I know what winter is! It gets bareably warm instead of stupid warm. Also, Cynth you tried to persuade us there was a state south of Georgia so you clearly cannot be trusted. I'm gonna go call cherut in for backup if you all keep trying to prank me again

“There IS a state south of Georgia I don’t know why you don’t believe that just because it was eaten by the sea or something in your universe, I’d show you a map but I feel like you’d think it’s fake.

Winter is not supposed to be warm, winter over here is where it becomes a range of temperatures from 35 fahrenheit at the warmest area to -2 Fahrenheit in the coldest areas and then snow happens”

I can confirm there is a state south of Georgia I’ve been there multiple times.

My Colorado once hit -61 back in the 80s, and it’s far from the coldest place in my world. The arctic would probably, possibly literally, freeze your brain.

AHA! This IS florida part two, I finally got em to admit it.

I'm not sending a photo but we just high-fived.

This whole thing reeks of Morgan and Mimic.

First off, rude :P I'm not even touching the florida thing again. But you mean to say nothing featuring snow is avalable on NYC? not even images? cheesy xmas cards? those memory experiances? Like it hasn't snowed here since the 70s but I've seen pictures of it??

The memories are actual memories! They can't have memories of things that have never happened, or its just VR with a god-awful price tag

Last time I saw some for sale there were ones of paris and shit, you're telling me they've never done one of like the Swiss alps? for skiing? And the other things?

PSA, stop. Letting. Your. Children. Eat. Dirty. Snow!

Please

Hoowwww did they get their snowcones dirty???? Or wait did they drop them, because that is kinda gross to still eat

It’s February in Denver Colorado, there’s snow on everything. They’re just eating it off the ground which is, so gross

I'm GENUINELY starting to think this is a prank. This whole thing reeks of Morgan and Mimic. I have been outside! I have seen towns outside the dome! None of them dealt with snow either! There is no way its this much of a regular problem in the past as you people are making it out to be!

I mean it’s not so much a problem as just, a thing that happens. You get used to it if you don’t live near the equator. The snow is waaaaay worse up north or in the mountains anyway. Some good winter gear and maybe snow tires or chains and you’re usually set.

I DON'T LIVE NEAR THE EQUATOR! No, we're staying calm. This is a prank, you're all florida-ing me again

“We really need to take you to a universe in winter, any universe really would work. It snows from the sky and covers the ground and it means needing a winter suit when heroing cause it becomes too cold”

I know what winter is! It gets bareably warm instead of stupid warm. Also, Cynth you tried to persuade us there was a state south of Georgia so you clearly cannot be trusted. I'm gonna go call cherut in for backup if you all keep trying to prank me again

“There IS a state south of Georgia I don’t know why you don’t believe that just because it was eaten by the sea or something in your universe, I’d show you a map but I feel like you’d think it’s fake.

Winter is not supposed to be warm, winter over here is where it becomes a range of temperatures from 35 fahrenheit at the warmest area to -2 Fahrenheit in the coldest areas and then snow happens”

I can confirm there is a state south of Georgia I’ve been there multiple times.

My Colorado once hit -61 back in the 80s, and it’s far from the coldest place in my world. The arctic would probably, possibly literally, freeze your brain.

AHA! This IS florida part two, I finally got em to admit it.

I'm not sending a photo but we just high-fived.

This whole thing reeks of Morgan and Mimic.

First off, rude :P I'm not even touching the florida thing again. But you mean to say nothing featuring snow is avalable on NYC? not even images? cheesy xmas cards? those memory experiances? Like it hasn't snowed here since the 70s but I've seen pictures of it??

Behold, a man.

Red-Spider is my Spidersona! She was bitten by a radioactive Nicodamus Peregrinus, also known as "The Wandering Red & Black Spider."

rosmaryne

these two

ask-your-fav-spiderling

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HELLOOOO XANDER AND MIMIC yall's ringtone is california gurls by katy perry :-P

We... I don't kow if i'm offended or not XD

In Morgans defence, sometimes you are a california girls

#xander speaks #gwen | anarky #spidersonas

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Hey Gwen! After y'all picked such a good one I worry I've falen short (╥﹏╥)

Yours is Chelsea Dagger by The Fratellis

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Sup Xee! Tell Mimic I'm teleporting some jerky into your front room. Anyway yall's ring tone is The Slur Song by Bigfoot's Biggest Fan, because I'm not keeping up with all that faggotry. At least *one* of them has gotta apply to you on any given day

You KNOW our identity is decided by a bingo wheel each morning! But we appriciate the good taste- And the jerky!! I'll send Laura over with some homemade gochujang later- its really getting funky >:3

#anarky | gwen

ask-your-fav-spiderling

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HELLOOOO XANDER AND MIMIC yall's ringtone is california gurls by katy perry :-P

We... I don't kow if i'm offended or not XD

ask-your-fav-spiderling

here's a fun question! send me a 📳 and i'll tell you what my ringtone for you is :-)

rosmaryne

he's just being silly

If I lived near it I would drink ocean water I bet it would be delicious

Isn't it like, acidic and poisonous????

No? It’s just really, really salty

Ah shit that might be a me thing

Wait salt water isn't good for you either????

I drink salt water routinely. Did you not get salt cravings with your powers?

No?? I mean technically I didn't really get powers, but most of the more average spider's didn't get the ability to drink salt water?

Hm… okay so that’s just a me thing. And it’s not so much an ability as a need? Like I get super lightheaded if I don’t consume enough salt. Salt water is just the easiest way to do that

Yknow, I guess thats not the wierdest dietary need I've heard from the multiverse. If you wanna try the ocean @ask-the-goldengate-spider lives in a bay and we could do a beach day out? I have no idea if drinking the ocean would actually be tasty though

I... You should not drink ocean water?!?!!? HELLO???? Putting asside the contaminates and fish pee, that amount of salt can KILL you!!

…I mean, I consume like, two tablespoons per 20oz of water, so I don’t think ocean water salt levels would hurt me

THATS 6.5%! THATS TWICE THE SALT CONTENT OF SEA WATER!! YOU SHOULD BE SO DEHYDRATED RIGHT NOW YOU SHOULD BE DEAD!

If I lived near it I would drink ocean water I bet it would be delicious

Isn't it like, acidic and poisonous????

No? It’s just really, really salty

Ah shit that might be a me thing

Wait salt water isn't good for you either????

I drink salt water routinely. Did you not get salt cravings with your powers?

No?? I mean technically I didn't really get powers, but most of the more average spider's didn't get the ability to drink salt water?

Hm… okay so that’s just a me thing. And it’s not so much an ability as a need? Like I get super lightheaded if I don’t consume enough salt. Salt water is just the easiest way to do that

Yknow, I guess thats not the wierdest dietary need I've heard from the multiverse. If you wanna try the ocean @ask-the-goldengate-spider lives in a bay and we could do a beach day out? I have no idea if drinking the ocean would actually be tasty though

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I... You should not drink ocean water?!?!!? HELLO???? Putting asside the contaminates and fish pee, that amount of salt can KILL you!!

#xander speaks

Three 15-year-old closet cases walk into class... feat. @ask-spider-man-61610, Xander, and @ask-anarky

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And you get a web and you get a web