and he signs his name with a capital g!

CEO of Thneed Inc. You may know me as "The Once-ler" but you may also refer to me as Mr. G. [ASKBOX: open] view all posts chronologically view story chronologically

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can you do a cartwheel

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no.

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are you Single

...Yes. I am SINGLE. And for your information, NO, I am not looking for a romantic relationship at the moment. I'm a busy man, people! This business doesn't run itself!

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so what do you do?

...what do I do? Why, that should be obvious.

I'm The Once-ler, formally known as Mr. G, and the CEO of Thneed Inc. Over the past four years we've revolutionized the industry, and we're entering 2007 with big plans!

Recently, we've been hard at work to expand our operations beyond the truffula forest as well! We aim to eventually make thneeds available to everyone all around the globe, opening more factories until they're accesible worldwide!

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Nothing will stop progress.

[pinkegodeath]

hi everyone! i've finally made a onceler askblog. took me long enough, huh?

his official name is "The Great Destroyer" (named after the nine inch nails song, because of course he is) but he can also be simply referred to as Mr. G or Destroyler.

you can follow his blog and send him asks over on ask-the-great-destroyer!

i hope you like him as much as i do! :]