machine boy

eric ★ 19 years old ★ he/it ★ bisexual boygirlthing ★ incredibly annoying about nine inch nails and the onceler ── ✦ art blog ⊹ ࣪ ˖ strawpage

[stellazwurld]

chapter 6 prediction

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[classicsonic]

wait i want to post bug on its own everyone look at this sweetiepea

[fihas]

what people don’t realize about tumblr sexymen is a character being called one is a [bad] thing. the label was originally applied to characters that were lusted over by straight women who refused to engage with any other character who wasn’t a white twink. that’s why oncest exists. that’s why those bill cipher and wheatley gijinkas exist.

sans was a special case because people preferred his original design (short and not conventionally attractive) however the “refusal to engage with any other character” was very much still there like look at all of the AUs that were made specifically because of him.

the amount of mischaracterisation a character has to go through in order to truly count as a sexyman (and there’s about 20 sexymen proper) would cause most people to have a brain aneurysm like it sucks so bad.

times have drastically changed since the onceler, and the range of characters people hype up is far more diverse than it once was. the time period in which a character was most popular (between 2012 - 2018) is the most fundamental part in making them a sexyman.

this is why any sexyman poll made after the one that killed queen lizzy is completely null to me. 90% of the characters in them are just regular fan favourites like get this common real life dude out of there. if you could talk about liking a character with a coworker and not get viciously made fun of by them then that character is not a sexyman like that’s the full truth of the matter.

(this is also why anime boys like reigen and komaeda often count. hate for anything anime-based outside of the internet was especially egregious before 2020)

also. there is a huge distinction between “sexy man” and sexyman. this is why senshi does not count. Because he is genuinely sexy. My final message. Goodbye

[pinkegodeath]

i will reach heaven through posting. i just need to keep Posting

[pinkegodeath]

the next time i cross the street i wont even look. i will stop in my tracks and hope the car hits me

[pinkegodeath]

and i hope i never get sober

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[pinkegodeath]

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

[napping-gume]

[pinkegodeath]

if you have an unconventional special interest on the internet and happen to be passionate about it they just kill you

[napping-gume]

Oh really, because so far what i see is the opposite, i don't think i see much of people giving shit to someone's unconventional special interest sexy boy, mostly it's if the conventional one win they would get the boos. Why can't we just well he's win congrats, it's not award poll. Chillax 😌

Also, i dislike this "oh he look ordinary #777 basic looking white men he shouldn't win my blorbo definitely more quirky 🙄" behavior. Feel mean. That character got people voting for them, surely there's reasons why this character so beloved, have you tried look up why? Instead of looking down on them because it's not fit to what you like? Interesting how you "ugh people hate me if i like this" when you do the same to others' favorite.

At the end of the day. It's funny poll. It's supposed to be celebration of fandom. People love this new character i never heard of, oh why let me see their propaganda, that's sounds interesting! Good for them! Oh, look how nice is life? Instead of ugh augh ah uh ugh my character should win win win wininwinwahhwahbwahh. Let people participate. Let people have their fun. You can have your character win next time. Oh maybe this time the character bend what the "traditional" Tumblr sexymen, well isn't that interesting, maybe next time we will get someone that will defy all "sexy" quality but still win nonetheless, that's interesting.

Be whimsy. It's Tumblr.

[pinkegodeath]

24 years old btw

[napping-gume]

Actually no that's wrong i put my age wrong i just turned 23 this month, i born 2003 July, our age gap isn't that big.

Why can't take my point? Why suddenly attacking personal than attacking my point?

That's ageism out of you :))

Don't want me to pull the "what can be expected from a 19y.o" card don't you?

You can't hold an actual debate with argument. Maybe Tumblr isn't your place, ever heard of Twitter?

[pinkegodeath]

i can't take your point because it's not even what i was saying. i don't really care what character wins at all this is not what this is about i just have a special interest in tumblr sexymen which means i care about the term's original meaning. i'm not stupid i know this doesn't mean anything in the real world. it doesn't take away from the fact that this is my blog and i can express my opinions on here all i want.

you came into my notes first. i have the right to stand by what i said. i didn't even personally attack anyone in particular it is just a general statement it's called freedom of speech take your sensitive ass back to youtube comments

[pinkegodeath]

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

[napping-gume]

[pinkegodeath]

if you have an unconventional special interest on the internet and happen to be passionate about it they just kill you

[napping-gume]

Oh really, because so far what i see is the opposite, i don't think i see much of people giving shit to someone's unconventional special interest sexy boy, mostly it's if the conventional one win they would get the boos. Why can't we just well he's win congrats, it's not award poll. Chillax 😌

Also, i dislike this "oh he look ordinary #777 basic looking white men he shouldn't win my blorbo definitely more quirky 🙄" behavior. Feel mean. That character got people voting for them, surely there's reasons why this character so beloved, have you tried look up why? Instead of looking down on them because it's not fit to what you like? Interesting how you "ugh people hate me if i like this" when you do the same to others' favorite.

At the end of the day. It's funny poll. It's supposed to be celebration of fandom. People love this new character i never heard of, oh why let me see their propaganda, that's sounds interesting! Good for them! Oh, look how nice is life? Instead of ugh augh ah uh ugh my character should win win win wininwinwahhwahbwahh. Let people participate. Let people have their fun. You can have your character win next time. Oh maybe this time the character bend what the "traditional" Tumblr sexymen, well isn't that interesting, maybe next time we will get someone that will defy all "sexy" quality but still win nonetheless, that's interesting.

Be whimsy. It's Tumblr.

[pinkegodeath]

24 years old btw

[pinkegodeath]

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

[napping-gume]

[pinkegodeath]

if you have an unconventional special interest on the internet and happen to be passionate about it they just kill you

[niceinchnails]

[pinkegodeath]

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

[thundergrace]

If you live in Detroit, it is strongly recommended that you don't breathe.

[missanniewhimsy]

As someone in WI, this whole region is awful so please be careful friends! (7/16/2026)

[nyantara]

Please put on your N95s. The same ones used for covid will filter particulate pollution. I lived in a city with yearly winter pollution levels like this. If you can pay for it, you might as well get an indoor air filter to sleep in.

[cruel-but-fair]

Obywatel G.C “Tak… Tak… To Ja" 

[mari-monsta]

why is it that when im reading fanfic i feel like i have a fairly good metric for if something is characterized accurately but when im trying to write suddenly its like ive never seen this character in my life. would he say that. would he fucking say that. suddenly i have no idea

[reactionimagesdaily]