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âYou knoW I hate to apologize to you of all people, but I honestly do mean it. I knoW almost nothing of your church. I kneW this Would unsettle you, but I had intended black flirting oVer blasphemy. You Wonât catch me Wearing your sacred makeup again, I promise. Â
âAlso, I do Value your respect for our rules. I knoW I bitch a lot, because you do toe the line, but youâVe neVer actually done anything Wrong. Just threatened, intentionally or otherWise. HaVing something, or someone, as foreign and potentially dangerous as you in the CaVerns to begin WithâŚWell. It feels Wrong, eVen When it isnât.
âIfâŚIf I eVer toe the line for you, or cross it, Iâll step back the moment you ask. AlWays. The last thing I Want is to hurt you, especially if Karako gets tangled in it all. I justâŚWanted to fuck With you a little. Karako is the only other purple I knoW, and he Was entirely conVinced youâd be fine With it, or I neVer Would haVe tried.
âJustâŚIâm sorry. Itâs not fair of me to treat you or your sacred icons that Way, eVen if my oWn ignorance did play into it. I thoughtâŚI thought it Would be fun. I had a plan, and eVerything. I feel stupid for it noW, though.â
geez lanqx Iâm sorry I was too harsh on youâŚ
Listen if ya wanna mess with me, do it.
mess with my clothes, my hair, my music, my hive, my lusus my way of speakinâ, my stuff, MY makeup, go ahead.
You wanna try clown paint, or paint my face, go on⌠well as long as its just you and me.
I Ainât that big of a religious clown, so I donât get that berserk bout it.
It Ainât like your plan would have worked anyway. lol
But, And I canât stress this enough, be careful bout it and donât go âroud lettin other purplez see you mockinâ the clown shtick.
Clowns be very unpredictable, you never know when you will catch the eye of a highly religious murderer.
The last thing I wanât is to find out you got culled for blasphemy.
also Iâm goin to have a very, very serious talk with Karako⌠i cant believe bronya didnât tell him that.
kinda disappointedâŚ
Lanque takes a small makeup compact from his pocket and starts to apply his usual makeup. He does this for two reasons, mainly to avoid eye contact as he speaks, because Marvus just scared this shit out of him, and also partly because Mun canât be bothered doing low-quality edits to remove his makeup for every single sprite.  âPlease donât get Karako in trouble, he meant Well, at least. He actually deserVes some praise, I think. When he heard about Robora, he Was ready to fight an adult to the death if he hurt me. I made him sWear not to, of course, but the sentiment Was terribly sWeet.â Yes, on Alternia, threatening murder can be âsweetâ in the right context. It checks out.
âStill, I should knoW better than relying on a child for adVice and support, especially When I haVe quadrants I can turn to.â
âIn any case, I had hoped for the cloWn routine to go on a little longer. I haVe scarVes tucked up my sleeVes for the endless scarf trick, and all. Though my ideal ending of it all WasâŚrather unrealistic.â What he pictured happening after ticking Marvus off with intentional stupidity could be accurately described as a porn film plot, and it mostly involved bratty Lanque in his neat uniform and Marvus with a ruler to spank his ass with until he paid attention and actually learned some shit. Boy has a one-track mind.  âMost of my plans for our dates are unrealistic, and become increasingly so the more you shut doWn my adVances.â
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