Scorpio Moon Bin Raccoon

Ari - 32 - Croatia Sometimes I write things.

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[thestuffedalligator]

"Did you ever have an imaginary friend?"

The beer can was thoughtfully swirled. "No," she said eventually. "I tried, though. It just - it didn't work."

The wind blew over the stoop, cool and smelling of rain.

"'Didn't work?'"

"I wanted it to work, it - I was six, and I was in my dad's truck, and we were in the Wal-Mart parking lot at night - I don't remember why - and I thought, 'I should make an imaginary friend,' so I looked through the window and-"

She frowned. "Fuck. This sounds like a joke, but I made a Vaporeon. It was just a fully formed, perfect Vaporeon in a parking lot of a Wal-Mart. And I was so happy and I opened the door to make it jump in so I could take it home with me.

"But there was something - wrong with it. I'd made it perfectly, but I forgot to make it alive. It just sat and stared and I begged it to jump in the truck with me before my dad drove off, and it sat and stared, and we drove off and I was so sad and confused and - disappointed."

She wiggled the tab of the can. "It's still there," she said quietly. "I drive past that parking lot sometimes, and that same Vaporeon is still sitting in that spot. I've seen that parking lot get full to the tits in the middle of the holidays, I have never, not even once, seen someone park in the spot it's sitting in."

A car drove by. After a moment the frogs in the ditch started to chirp again.

She tipped her head back and downed the rest of the beer. "Anyways, that's what I think god's deal is," she said.

[relatabletoaster]

[alastaircarstairsdefenselawyer]

if anyone's wondering what this is about, a woman died from an allergic reaction at a restaurant in a Disney park after repeatedly confirming that the food was allergen-free, and Disney is claiming that because her husband signed up for a free trial of Disney+ a few years ago, he waived all rights to sue them for any reason. i wish i was joking.

[creativepromptsforwriting]

How to show emotions

Part IV

How to show bitterness

tightness around their eyes

pinched mouth

sour expression on their face

crossed arms

snorting angrily

turning their eyes upward

shaking their head

How to show hysteria

fast breathing

chest heaving

trembling of their hands

weak knees, giving in

tears flowing down their face uncontrollably

laughing while crying

not being able to stand still

How to show awe

tension leaving their body

shoulders dropping

standing still

opening mouth

slack jaw

not being able to speak correctly

slowed down breathing

wide eyes open

softening their gaze

staring unabashingly

How to show shame

vacant stare

looking down

turning their head away

cannot look at another person

putting their head into their hands

shaking their head

How to show being flustered

blushing

looking down

nervous smile

sharp intake of breath

quickening of breath

blinking rapidly

breaking eye contact

trying to busy their hands

playing with their hair

fidgeting with their fingers

opening mouth without speaking

Part I + Part II + Part III + Part V

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[parketmansion]

Imagine a fantasy book where all the characters are autistic and there's a mysterious oracle who only speaks in riddles, but it's not because they're cursed. It's because they're the only neurotypical and no one can understand them because they never say what they mean.

[hecate-hellcat]

My new book is out!

Whispers Of The Unveiled [Knežević, A. Hecate] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Whispers Of The Unveiled

It’s an urban fantasy featuring demonised old Gods as they decide they can’t live alongside humans clandestinely any more, and have no choice but to take drastic action to stop us making the world uninhabitable for ourselves, thus endangering them.

It sees nature (at the behest of King Belial) reclaiming the world, wiping out things like technology and banks completely, returning the world to its natural state as humans try to navigate the challenges of that without the material and electronic comforts they’re used to.

If you enjoy:

-Urban fantasy (eg. American Gods) -Nature -Demonolatry -Queer representation -Fantasy that isn't focused on romance or sex -Chaos

I think you'll love Whispers of the Unveiled!

I've included the reviews of those who read the book in advance.

Available on Amazon worldwide, I've attached the USA link but if you're elsewhere, just search "Whispers of the Unveiled" and it'll pop right up!

Blessed be,

Ari

[lovren-la-vida-luka]

Hi, yes, that’s me 👆

My proudest accomplishment to date - I wrote and published an entire novel!

If it sounds like your vibe, or you just remember me from way back when and want to support my latest venture, give it a go!

[hecate-hellcat]

My new book is out!

Whispers Of The Unveiled [Knežević, A. Hecate] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Whispers Of The Unveiled

It’s an urban fantasy featuring demonised old Gods as they decide they can’t live alongside humans clandestinely any more, and have no choice but to take drastic action to stop us making the world uninhabitable for ourselves, thus endangering them.

It sees nature (at the behest of King Belial) reclaiming the world, wiping out things like technology and banks completely, returning the world to its natural state as humans try to navigate the challenges of that without the material and electronic comforts they’re used to.

If you enjoy:

-Urban fantasy (eg. American Gods) -Nature -Demonolatry -Queer representation -Fantasy that isn't focused on romance or sex -Chaos

I think you'll love Whispers of the Unveiled!

I've included the reviews of those who read the book in advance.

Available on Amazon worldwide, I've attached the USA link but if you're elsewhere, just search "Whispers of the Unveiled" and it'll pop right up!

Blessed be,

Ari

[lovren-la-vida-luka]

Hi, yes, that’s me 👆

My proudest accomplishment to date - I wrote and published an entire novel!

If it sounds like your vibe, or you just remember me from way back when and want to support my latest venture, give it a go!

[lovren-la-vida-luka]

@lizardlover666 I’m sorry and I’m probably late to this awful meme but it had to be done

[lovren-la-vida-luka]

He finally did it yall, the fararse was on ITV earlier

[lovren-la-vida-luka]

It’s currently 4:45am. I woke myself up laughing at this idea which I assume came to me in a bizarre dream I can’t remember now. I’m fully aware that it won’t be anywhere near as funny to anyone else at a reasonable time as it is to me at 4am but here you go anyway

[campyvillain]

if i think of baby swordfish again i’m gonna be sent into a coughing fit

[campyvillain]

best baby animal of all time. only the essentials (big funny snout)

[campyvillain]

THERES EVEN SMALLER ONES ARE YOU SERIOUS

[campyvillain]

fr tho imagine being this thing and you grow up into a beast that kills things with its nose what would you even do.

[captainlividllama]

I’d kill things with my fucking nose what else

[just-shower-thoughts]

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

[pankendev]

[lovren-la-vida-luka]

Whenever, Wherever

This song has been stuck in my head for like a week in both English and Spanish I’m sorry

[lovren-la-vida-luka]

Conspiracy Theory: The Veela From Harry Potter Are Real (And Croatia Has One As President)

According to both Harry Potter canon and the folklore that inspired the Veela, they originate in the Balkan region, so there’s that.

The Veela are described as being stunningly beautiful

With skin that shines moon bright

And white gold hair

They enchant anyone who looks at them for too long

And if that’s not enough for you, just remember that Beauxbatons school is known to have Veela and part-Veela students. Here’s their uniform, a light blue cape jacket over a light blue dress, as modelled by one part-Veela student, Fleur Delacour:

And by another, Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović:

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

[hidefdoritos]

"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years

[valtsv]

new tarot card "fuck your entire life" and its a guy being attacked by devils and flaming skulls and wild animals and screaming and fire everywhere

[inthefallofasparrow]

[runby2]

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

[saxophonechihuahua]