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The Rules:

1. Keep everything at max 16+. Getting banned is not dope...

2. Be respectful! Homophobic, transphobic, racist, etc...asks will be blocked and deleted. Being kind is wicked, yo!

3. Roleplay, Anon!Magic, and gifts are allowed! Sweet, dude!

4. Please don't send asks for advice or super serious stuff (like anxiety issues, depression, etc)! I'm a teenager I don't know how to do taxes even don't ask me for serious life advice

5. Don't send weird images. I don't need to get jumpscared opening my askbox at 8 in the morning

6. You can totally ask me stuff too! (Me as in the mod, I mean, lol)

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For the mod, I understand you aren’t doing Hank 0, but I really want to write a fanfic about the Hanks being parents, and was wondering if you could help me with ideas.

Mod Frog: I'mma keep it real with you chief, I'm stupid. That, and my hyperfixation has moved on from DE (still love it tho :3). But I would totally recommend going to check out @thehoneycrypt ! They are incredible and also know how to articulate their thoughts in a manner that isn't

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-hugs the Hanks- sighs- I just...need a hug.

[The Hanks don't say anything. Instead, they just return the hug.]

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For the mod, I know you aren’t doing Hank 0, but do you have headcanons for the baby hanger?

Mod Frog: Hey! Do I have headcanons? Yes, I contain multitudes. Could I name any of them if asked. Nope! Well, except for the fact that everyone calls Hank 0 'Goose' bc it can be written H0nk (honk)

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(Mod you are doing a great job..just wanted to say that before the ask) -hugs the Hanks- You five are my favorites in the entire house...how are you feeling broskis?

The Hanks: RADICAL!!!

M.N.// ugfh ty you anons are so sweet 🙏

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I got a rly bad hate comment on A03 and now I'm sad. (You don't have to answer if u don't wanna this is my comfort blog)

Its prolly a bot but I'm still sad

The Hanks: NOT RADICAL...

Hank 4: That's some Reggie behavior, bro.

Hank 5: Ignore them. If they don't have anything nice to say, they shouldn't say anything at all.

Hank 3: And if they are a bot, then that bot's owner is seriously missing out.

#hi mod here just to be fucking amused #i have never seen someone so angry over somrone writing a fic #my brother in metaphorical christ you are also on ao3 #technically mod frog #not an ask

Merry belated Christmas, guys!!! As I have a tradition to make handmade gifts for the holidays, I have made you these color coordinated mittens for winter!!!! -hands them each a box and a kiss on the cheek - -the mittens have their.numbers hand embroidered in black and a hanger embroidered with silver-

[The Hanks all excitedly pull on the mittens, giggling.]

The Hanks: RADICAL!!

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I AM FROG CAN YOU TAKE MY FROGS SKYDIVING???? (pulls out five frogs that look identical to the Hanks) GOODBYE (skedaddle away)

“I know that the person running the account is frog so please let me know if there’s a problem!”-frogsforeverr

Mod Frog: Not at all! I've got plenty of extra frog skydiving suits!

The Hanks: Let's go!

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Merry Christmas hanks!!!

-🍯🧁

The Hanks: Merry Christmas, brah!!

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HAPPY YULE RAAAAH!!!

Mod Frog: Happy Yule!!

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I got a rly bad hate comment on A03 and now I'm sad. (You don't have to answer if u don't wanna this is my comfort blog)

Its prolly a bot but I'm still sad

The Hanks: NOT RADICAL...

Hank 4: That's some Reggie behavior, bro.

Hank 5: Ignore them. If they don't have anything nice to say, they shouldn't say anything at all.

Hank 3: And if they are a bot, then that bot's owner is seriously missing out.

#ask blog #asks open #date everything #the hanks #the hanks date everything #the hanks de #hank 1 #hank 2 #hank 3 #hank 4 #hank 5 #m.n.// literally my worst nightmare bro im so sorry :(( id delete it and ignote it

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

M.N.// Ok one more :3

The Hanks: Merry Christmas!!

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Merry Christmas house homies!!! From Juliet and Derek aka Hank

Me and Derek have decided to give you your new and improved! WING SUITS!! (Made by pink bow co all designs made my pink bow co are real and authentic) have fun with your bedazzled personally designed for each Hank wing suits!!!

(Derek aka Hank 8 shifts a bit)

Uhh..yeah merry Christmas

-🩷🎀 anon

Merry Christmas mod frog!!!🐸

[The Hanks all excitedly wish Juliet and Derek a merry Christmas, excited to go try on all of their new gear from their house homie, Mod Frog, and all of you wonderful anons ;)]

Mod Frog: And Merry Christmas and a happy holidays to you too! Hope the next year is a good one for you all! I won't be answering any more asks today, but I hope to see you all tomorrow! Frog out, ribbit!

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*Merry Christmas*

“Gives all five of you matching helmets.*

The Hanks: Merry Christmas, homie!

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Are you guys excited for the holidays? And do you celebrate Christmas? or Hanukkah? Or would it be Hank-ukkah? :>

-shy anon

The Hanks: We celebrate Christmas!

Hank 2: But more in the, we like putting up a tree and giving each other gifts, way.

Hank 4: Mod Bro celebrates Yule!

Hank 1: It's pretty radical!

The Hanks: Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!!

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Do you guys watch the Jackass movies?

Hank 1: Can't say we have...

Hank 4: Maybe house homie has heard of it?

Hank 3: Let's go have a movie night!

[The Hanks scurry off, presumably to go binge watch all of the Jackass movies.]

[...and proceeded to attempt pretty much every stunt possible.]

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How did you feel going on public transport for the first time?

M.N.// I'm assuming this is a question for the realized Hanks, and I don't answer realized questions, sorry 😭 this is a mid game blog so they don't know about realization yet

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