Ask The Humans

Listen up you worthless Assholes, I had to make this blog for class and I assure you nothing will be worse than documenting my poor excuse of a life. -Karkat

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Unfortunately I've continued

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I know the blog is dead, and it sputtered out pretty quick (that's what happens when you try to start an ask-blog in art college), but I thought it would be appreciated to post my redrawing of them regardless.

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is this blog dead? are you ok?

Ah! Mod here, not dead just very very backed up and hit with hard art block. Plus i just got a job and this summers been chaotic. Should be back up and running soon.

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KARKAT: WE’VE LOST TOUCH RECENTLY...

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KARKAT: MOST OF THEM ARE DOING SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT.

KARKAT: I DONT KNOW IF THEY REALLY PUT IN ANY EFFORT EITHER, SURELY SOME OF THEM DIDNT.

KARKAT: YES SOLLUX HELPED ME SET IT ALL UP TOO. 

[Seems Karkats not keen on talking about Gamzee yet]

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KARKAT: IS THAT A GOOD ENOUGH ANSWER FOR YOU?? JESUS CHRIST. 

KARKAT: I GUESS I GET IT BUT HOLY SHIT

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KARKAT: WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE 12? JESUS CHRIST

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[KARKAT] IM TORN BETWEEN THE TWO OPTIONS BECAUSE HONESTLY WILL SMITH IS A GOOD COMPETITOR TO THE ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL GRATIFICATION OF SEEING A DOUCHEBAG CHARACTERS SHIT GET ROCKED ON SCREEN.

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[KARKAT] I WOULD MUCH RATHER SAY HE DIDN’T

[KARKAT] AS I AM HIGHLY SKILLED IN CODING AND SETTING SHIT UP ALL ON MY OWN.

[KARKAT] CLEARLY.

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[KARKAT:] MY BROTHER KANKRI IS AN OBNOXIOUS ELITIST ASSHOLE WHO THINKS JUST BECAUSE HE SUCKS THE DICK OF THE CHURCH HE’S BETTER THAN EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. 

[KARKAT:] HE TOOK A VOW OF CHASTITY HE NEVER LETS ANYONE FORGET ABOUT AND DEDICATES EVERY WEDNESDAY TO SERVICE. 

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[KARKAT:] I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY DAD RIGHT NOW. 

[Seems it will take more convincing for Karkat to open up]

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[KARKAT:] IF YOU KNOW ME FROM CLASS NO THE FUCK YOU DONT, I DONT FEEL LIKE EXPLAINING MY SHITTY SELF LOATHING PAST AND FUTURE PAPER RIGHT NOW.

[KARKAT:] BUT THE ANSWER IS BOTH ARE EQUALLY TERRIBLE IN THEIR OWN WAYS. PAST ME FUCKED UP TOO MUCH AND FUTURE ME IS GOING TO CREATE MORE PROBLEMS.

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[KARKAT:] FIRSTLY, NONE OF YOU ACTUALLY KNOW ME. 

[KARKAT:] SECONDLY, IM PRETTY MUCH THE WORLDS BIGGEST SELF LOATHING ASSHOLE AND I FEEL LIKE IT REEKS OFF OF ME MORE STRONGLY THAN ANY LOCKER ROOM BODY ODOR. WHILE I UNDERSTAND THE SENTIMENT, IM NOT WORTH THAT BULLSHIT YOURE SPEWING.

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[KARKAT:] I’VE NEVER LARPED OR JOINED IN ON ANY DND SESSIONS, BUT SOMETIMES I HANG AROUND WHILE THEY DRESSED UP LIKE DORKY DOUCHES IN THE PARK.

[KARKAT:] NEPETA IS NICE THOUGH. JUST A FRIEND. WE DONT HANG OUT MUCH.

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[KARKAT:] THATS A BIT OF A LOADED QUESTION, MY FAMILY ISNT EXACTLY CLOSE TO ME.

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[KARKAT:] YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON I AM.

[KARKAT:] IM FUCKING DULL.

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[KARKAT:] ...

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[KARKAT:] GO FIGURES THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.

[KARKAT:] NOT LIKE I THOUGHT ANYONE WOULD BE INTERESTED IN ME, BUT WHAT A WAY TO START THIS OFF.