JUST ANOTHER KARKAT BLOG

This is an RP blog for a Ventful Karkat still on the meteor 

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Hey! You’re really cool and nice and I just wanted to tell you that I love you!!!

UMMM... THANKS...?

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IT’S OFFICIAL. 

THE ORIGINAL BROADWAY KARKAT HAS DESIGNATED ME NEW BROADWAY KARKAT.

HAPPY FUCKING HOMESTUCK DAY.

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(( A little something for this 413))

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Quadrants!!! Maybe this goes under rom coms but I don't care because you!! Are awesome at advice about quadrants!!! The stuff you say has even helped me with my own quadrants!!!

HUH, REALLY?

I DON’T RECALL ANY OF MY ADVICE EVER WORKING FOR OTHERS... SPECIALLY ME.

BUT IF THAT HAS WORKED FOR YOU.... THEN I GUESS ITS TRUE?

8- GOOD QUADRANT ADVICE???

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Nepeta just pokes her head from around the corner (( purrtypouncer ))

HUH? NEPETA?YOU HERE TOO?

@purrtypouncer

[purrtypouncer]

ask-the-iron-knight‌:

YEAH… I ALSO PREFER TO REMEMBER GAMZEE LIKE THAT…. 

THANK YOU NEPETA… I WOULD OFFER YOU A SMILE BUT I LACK THE SPRITES RECOGNITION SURFACE MUSCLES TO DO SO.

……

SEE?

I CAN OFFER YOU A THANK YOU HUG THOUGH….

:33< of course, anytime

[ she giggles a little at Karkat’s attempt to smile ]

:33< it’s good enough…A hug sounds nice actually

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[with a tiny, tiny tug at the corner of his mouth, Karkat moves forward to wrap his arms around nepeta in a gentle hug]

THANK YOU NEPETA.

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Alright, I've got another one for you. Seriously incredible perseverance. You show nothing if not dedication to what you're doing. You never seem to lose focus. You don't just give up on things, and that? That's awesome.

MORE LIKE OVERLY STUBBORN… BUT I GUESS THAT IS A GOOD THING…

7- I DON’T GIVE UP EASILY, ALTHOUGH I SHOULD... SOMETIMES

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Another anon swooping in! You are good with your friends in general, you care a lot about them and I think that is a very good thing about you! Keep on keepin on dude!

I GUESS I DO THAT... THOUGH I DO CARE FAR TOO MUCH FOR MY FRIENDS... AND I DON’T FEEL LIKE I GET ALL THAT CARE IN RETURN.

6- I CARE ABOUT MY FRIENDS.

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Oh, I'm definitely getting in on this. Here's one for the list- good listener! Not only do you actively listen to people, you think what they've said through and offer really good solutions. I think that's pretty good.

HUH... NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT ONE...

ALRIGHT

5- I’M A VERY GOOD LISTENER.

THANK YOU.

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wwhat the fuck is up kar no wwhat did you say wwhat the fuck dude step the fuck up kar

WWHAT?

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HEY OTHER ANONS AND ASKERS!! Since Karkat can't think of a lot of good things about himself, how about we tell him the things we see in him that we think are cool? Mine is that he's a really good leader, now matter how much he denies it. It takes a LOT to get as far as he did and I'm impressed.

*sigh*

FINE

4- “I’M A GOOD LEADER” OR WHATEVER....

th.... THANK YOU.

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🍦?

🍦 what are ten things you love about youself?

FUCK 10? I DON’T THINK I HAVE THAT MANY…. UMM LETS SEE…

1- I LIKE MY KNOWLEDGE OF ROMCOMS, I DON’T CARE WHAT OTHER SAY, I AM AN EXPERT IN ROMANCE FLICKS!

2- I LIKE HOW GOOD I’VE BECOME WITH MY SICKLE… LIKE LEGIT! DON’T MESS WITH KARKAT VANTAS.

HMMNNN….

3- I LIKE… MY HAIR… YEAH ITS NOT THE BEST, BUT SEEING THE  HAIRDO’S SOME OF MY OTHER FRIENDS HAD… I’M HONESTLY OK WITH IT.

LETS SEE….

4- I LIKE… I LIKE… UMM…

I LIKE….

I…

….

*sigh* YOU KNOW WHAT, THREE IS A GOOD NUMBER. 

AT LEAST I LIKE SOMETHING ABOUT MY SHITTY SELF.

….

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY LIKE?

I LIKE THAT SOMEWHERE, IN SOME TIMELINE…. I’M ACTUALLY BETTER THAN MYSELF.

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♡ lovecore asks ♡

💖 have you ever been in love? are you in love rn?

🌹 what do you think are the most romantic flowers other than roses?

🍫 do you have a favorite chocolate or sweet?

💗 how do you show you care? what do people do that makes you feel loved?

🕊 what do you think about marriage? how would you like to be proposed to?

🍰 what’s your favorite dessert to eat? do you have a favorite to make?

💘 you would fall in love with someone who…

⚘ what’s your have a type?

🍨 describe your ideal first date, what about it makes it perfect?

💝 what gift would you like to receive? what type do you like to give?

💌 love letters or poetry? love songs or mixtapes? make out sessions or snuggling?

💋 lipgloss, lipstick, or chapstick?

🍒 which is better- a down to earth, comfortable love or an exciting, butterflies in your stomach type of love?

💓 what do people do that makes your heart skip a beat? what makes your heart melt?

💐 how would you woo someone? how do you flirt?

💕 vague about your crush or paterner?

💫 do you get crushes easily? what makes you fall for someone?

🍓 what are you doing for valentine’s day? do you have any self care plans?

🍦 what are ten things you love about youself?

❣ red, pink, or purple? glitter or sequins? silk or velvet?

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Force my Muse to Spill their Secrets

🌧- For a heavy, emotional secret

🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret

🌟- For a secret wish or desire of theirs

🍏- For something they secretly wish didn’t exist

🍎- For something they secretly wish did exist

❤️- For a secret crush

📲- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like

👁‍🗨- Talk about someone/something you like, but pretend to dislike

🍻- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents don’t know about

🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about

💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others

🏹- For a talent they wish they had

👻- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone

☢️- For a controversy or scandal they have been able to keep mostly under wraps

🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)

📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)

📔- For a secret sketchbook they keep (Bonus: Share a sketch or doodle within it!)

🖤- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse

❓- Free Space! Ask them about a specific secret!

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Nepeta just pokes her head from around the corner (( purrtypouncer ))

HUH? NEPETA?YOU HERE TOO?

@purrtypouncer

[purrtypouncer]

ask-the-iron-knight‌:

I GUESS…

I DON’T HOLD GRUDGES TO GAMZEE EITHER, IN MY TIME HERE I MET TWO GAMZEES FROM DIFFERENT TIME LINES THAT MADE ME REMEMBER WHY I LIKED THAT CLOWN MORON IN THE FIRST PLACE.

AND EVERY SINGLE VERSION OF MY FRIENDS HAS BEEN SO… UNDERSTANDING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED…

EVEN ANOTHER ME.

MAKES ME FEEL… GLAD.

:33< I purrsonally chose to remember how he was before being sopurr…I guess that’s why i haven’t held a grudge

:33< that’s good! I’m glad your glad Karkitty, I’m sure evfurry one will continue to understand and support you no matfurr what. 

[ask-the-iron-knight]

YEAH… I ALSO PREFER TO REMEMBER GAMZEE LIKE THAT…. 

THANK YOU NEPETA… I WOULD OFFER YOU A SMILE BUT I LACK THE SPRITES RECOGNITION SURFACE MUSCLES TO DO SO.

……

SEE?

I CAN OFFER YOU A THANK YOU HUG THOUGH….

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Nepeta just pokes her head from around the corner (( purrtypouncer ))

HUH? NEPETA?YOU HERE TOO?

@purrtypouncer

[purrtypouncer]

ask-the-iron-knight‌:

WELL… WHERE TO BEGIN?

I WOKE UP AND SUDDENLY I’M ALL ALONE HERE, IN THIS “BLOGSPHERE” AS ITS CALLED, NO-ONE FROM MY TIMELINE IS HERE WITH ME AND I WONDER WHY…

BUT ITS NOT LIKE THEY WERE “THERE” BEFORE EITHER WAY… EVERYONE WAS DEALING WITH THEIR OWN SHIT, TO BUSY TO DEAL WITH ME… PART OF ME WANTED TO BE SELFISH AND KEEP NAGGING FOR A COUPLE OF SPARE MINUTES, BUT PART OF ME KNEW MY PROBLEMS WEREN’T AS IMPORTANT.

I’M JUST AN ASSHOLE THAT DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING BUT CRY, AND DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO HELP OTHERS WITHOUT FUCKING IT UP. AND I CAN’T HELP BUT WONDER IF THAT’S WHY ALL THIS HAPPENED….

IF I HAD LISTENED TO ERIDAN WHEN HE NEEDED A FRIEND INSTEAD OF BEING A PRICK… MAYBE HE WOULDN’T HAVE GONE BRESERK. IF I HAD NOTICED THE SIGNS WITH GAMZEE AND SUPPORTED HIM AS A FRIEND, MAYBE HE WOULDN’T HAVE KILLED YOU OR EQUIUS. IF I HAD BEEN BETTER, MAYBE TEREZI WOULD HAVE LIKED ME. IF I HAD BEEN A BETTER MOIRAIL, MAYBE HE WOULDN’T HAVE LEFT. IF I HAD BEEN A BETTER FRIEND MAYBE ROSE WOULDN’T DRINK AND KANAYA WOULDN’T BE SAD ABOUT IT. IF I HAD BEEN BETTER…. MAYBE MY FRIENDS WOULD BE HERE WITH ME.

[ she gives a nod in understanding ]

:33< I think your already a better troll for just admitting all this…Its hard to do so let alone identify the source of the faults.

:33< I know its furry difficult to move on

:33< you might call me crazy but…I hold no grudges against Gamzee anymore…In the dream bubbles there’s nothing to fear anymore, me and Equius have been reunited. 

:33< I know you still got a long time and hopefully even longer, life is crazy but that’s what makes it furrun, doesn’t it?

[ask-the-iron-knight]

I GUESS...

I DON’T HOLD GRUDGES TO GAMZEE EITHER, IN MY TIME HERE I MET TWO GAMZEES FROM DIFFERENT TIME LINES THAT MADE ME REMEMBER WHY I LIKED THAT CLOWN MORON IN THE FIRST PLACE.

AND EVERY SINGLE VERSION OF MY FRIENDS HAS BEEN SO... UNDERSTANDING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED...

EVEN ANOTHER ME.

MAKES ME FEEL... GLAD.

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Nepeta just pokes her head from around the corner (( purrtypouncer ))

HUH? NEPETA?YOU HERE TOO?

@purrtypouncer

[purrtypouncer]

ask-the-iron-knight‌:

THAT… MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK… 

IT USED TO WORK A LOT WHEN GAMZEE AND I WHERE A THING… WAY BACK WHEN HE ACTUALLY LISTENED. 

[ she gives a nod ]

:33< take as long as you want

:33< I’m not going anywhere…Besides the stuffs i have planned aren’t for awhile so i can purray attention better to you talk

[ask-the-iron-knight]

WELL... WHERE TO BEGIN?

I WOKE UP AND SUDDENLY I’M ALL ALONE HERE, IN THIS “BLOGSPHERE” AS ITS CALLED, NO-ONE FROM MY TIMELINE IS HERE WITH ME AND I WONDER WHY...

BUT ITS NOT LIKE THEY WERE “THERE” BEFORE EITHER WAY... EVERYONE WAS DEALING WITH THEIR OWN SHIT, TO BUSY TO DEAL WITH ME... PART OF ME WANTED TO BE SELFISH AND KEEP NAGGING FOR A COUPLE OF SPARE MINUTES, BUT PART OF ME KNEW MY PROBLEMS WEREN’T AS IMPORTANT.

I’M JUST AN ASSHOLE THAT DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING BUT CRY, AND DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO HELP OTHERS WITHOUT FUCKING IT UP. AND I CAN’T HELP BUT WONDER IF THAT’S WHY ALL THIS HAPPENED....

IF I HAD LISTENED TO ERIDAN WHEN HE NEEDED A FRIEND INSTEAD OF BEING A PRICK... MAYBE HE WOULDN’T HAVE GONE BRESERK. IF I HAD NOTICED THE SIGNS WITH GAMZEE AND SUPPORTED HIM AS A FRIEND, MAYBE HE WOULDN’T HAVE KILLED YOU OR EQUIUS. IF I HAD BEEN BETTER, MAYBE TEREZI WOULD HAVE LIKED ME. IF I HAD BEEN A BETTER MOIRAIL, MAYBE HE WOULDN’T HAVE LEFT. IF I HAD BEEN A BETTER FRIEND MAYBE ROSE WOULDN’T DRINK AND KANAYA WOULDN’T BE SAD ABOUT IT. IF I HAD BEEN BETTER.... MAYBE MY FRIENDS WOULD BE HERE WITH ME.

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So, what's your quad situation?

EMPTY NOW...BUT AT LEAST ITS NOT BAD COMPANY.

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Nepeta just pokes her head from around the corner (( purrtypouncer ))

HUH? NEPETA?YOU HERE TOO?

@purrtypouncer

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THE THING IS… EVERYONE TELLS ME THAT… BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW… AND I’VE TRIED SO MUCH… BUT I JUST CANT SEEM TO JUST LET IT BEHIND ME.

:33< puurhaps your trying too hard…

:33< I’m not the best at this stuff…despite dealing with similar things with Equihiss

:33< maybe…Just talking about it would help? usually when Equihiss is having problems…I listen to him talk it out

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THAT... MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK... 

IT USED TO WORK A LOT WHEN GAMZEE AND I WHERE A THING... WAY BACK WHEN HE ACTUALLY LISTENED.