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The Stonewall Inn
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@ask-the-mess-hall
Welcome to the mess. Be respectful and act responsibly and I won't boot your ass out of my dining hall. Call me Ollie or Chef. I don't care.
Quick facts:
Midwestern American
5'10
25
Hardly understand these folks most days
I am the cook. You eat what I make. This ain't a hibachi grill.
(Behind the blog! Call me Harpy. This whole deal looked like loads of fun and I really wanted to join in.)
What's for lunch Chef? We ran out of food back at the house. *Bringing a few men doing puppy eyes*
Grilled chicken wraps with apples and carrots. I can write up an order to have some food dropped off if you need it.
boiled strawberries for breakfast 😎😎 is it good or is it GOOD 😄😄😄
— 🥟 ( i highkey think i submitted an ask before and its like nagging me so bad because I CANT KEEP TRSCK!!! )
@ask-the-mess-hall
Get that shit outta my kitchen so help me god. I will spray all of you with a hose. And don't boil things in the flat pans!
Chef, I found something on that table and I'm not sure what is it..
*points at a table that has some blue liquid spilled on it, no cups around*
What the fuck? *Gathers up my paper towels and cleaning spray.*
Welp, I guess this is also part of the job now.
1-15-25
Breakfast: Strawberry and banana protein smoothie with a side of toast.
Lunch: Grilled chicken wraps with nut mix or yogurt.
Dinner: Tortilla soup with a side of crackers and steamed broccoli or plums.
1-14-25 Menu
Breakfast: breakfast burrito with a side of hashbrowns.
Lunch: Grilled cheese and tomato soup. Sides of carrots or apples and oranges.
Dinner: Buffalo wings or honey pepper wings. Sides of celery or peaches.
*gives chef a big kiss*
Thank you? I think? *Puts a hairnet on you so you can be in the kitchen safely.*
1-14-25 Menu
Breakfast: breakfast burrito with a side of hashbrowns.
Lunch: Grilled cheese and tomato soup. Sides of carrots or apples and oranges.
Dinner: Buffalo wings or honey pepper wings. Sides of celery or peaches.
1-13-25 menu
Breakfast: Sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit. Side of blueberries and strawberries.
Lunch: Mozzarella sticks and marinara. Sides of corn and beans or fruit cocktail.
Dinner: Fish and chips with a side of celery or cornbread.
So price… why do you act like someone pissed in your coffee? Or did someone actually?
every coffee taste like piss if chef’s makin’ it. @ask-the-mess-hall
(i’m sorry. don’t murder me, chef please. i’m too beautiful to die /j -vi)
Not my fault the water round here has gross shit in it. You try makin' enough coffee to satisfy a thousand r' so people. After I agreed to the rice pudding too. For shame.
(Just a bit o' banter! -Harpy)
chef, got any rice pudding for grabs?
Deserts are a friday-saturday thing. I'll add it to the rotation though.
1-6-25 Menu:
Breakfast: Blueberry and strawberry parfait, with a side of ham or eggs.
Lunch: Peanut butter and jelly with apples or carrots.
Dinner: Grilled chicken sandwiches with a side salad or fruit cup.
pbjs please?
Hmm. Perhaps as a Sunday treat.
1-4-25 Menu:
Breakfast: Cheesy Omelets with hashbrown triangle and mixed fruits.
Lunch: Chicken Strips with mac n' cheese. Sides of carrots and peas or an orange.
Dinner: Grilled chicken wrap with sliced avacodo. Sides of chicken noodle soup or a baked potato.
Desert: Apple pie slice.
Im giving you appreciative helmet bonks.
Received! Don't tell the brass, but I snuck in some thin mints and peanut butter patties for ya.
THANK YOU I LOVE YOU
Im giving you appreciative helmet bonks.
Received! Don't tell the brass, but I snuck in some thin mints and peanut butter patties for ya.
I didn’t make the request you made BUT I did make accordion potatoes I saw other people making. Had one of my soldiers taste it!
Have a nice day!!!
Those look great! Might have to add them to the menu.
Hey Chef!
Do you have anything vegetarian on the menu?
There's always the serve yourself salad bar, but nothing explicitly vegetarian.
