just a silly pokemon au

An ask blog for a Pokemon AU (Sw/Sh, B/W, BD/SP, LA) based on a series of the Mods' hilariously chaotic playthroughs. (Askbox, RPs, and Magic Anons are open)

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Have you ever heard of the Precursors from Halo?

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April Fools is next week perfect excuse for a prank! I dare Avery to prank Klara with a wedgie! >:D

"NO THANKS, I CHOOSE LIFE."

"although...."

(klara alpaca from scribblingsnail on etsy, buuut its sold out now)

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Into the Scremverse, part 2

The portal-turned-space-time-rift shoots out many different balls of blue-purple light, but three of them fall in front of the Scremsquad

Scremboi: Huh?!

Hop: What the-?!

(Boiboi) “…Where am I? Where’s Akari, Laventon, or Adaman?

Bede: Who?!

Marnie: Dunno.

(Heelboi) “What in tarnation? Last I recalled, I came back from completin’ Castelia City’s gym.”

Victor: …I dunno either. Last thing I know, I was in the distortion world.

Allister: He sounds…familiar

(Dwarfboi) “Alright, who da fok did it?! Where da fok am aye?! Who do aye ‘av ta punch?!”

Klara: …

Avery: …

Gloria: I like ya already.

YEP WE INTRODUCED OUR PLAYER OCS FOR THE OTHER GAMEPLAYS WE DID.

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Into the Scremverse, Part 1

Mod Dialga: Hey Pal, the portal’s still open, don’t you think you should start clo…sing…it?

Mod Dialga: Are you good? What’s up?

Mod Palkia: I fucked up.

Mod Dialga: What do you mean?

Mod Palkia: I fucked up.

Mod Dialga: What did you do?

Mod Palkia: I…I-I fucked up.

Mod Dialga: Yeah, we established that part, but what did you do, though?!

Mod Palkia: So I was, uh, I was where I usually am. I was getting everything prepared for the next ask, right?

Mod Dialga: Okay…

Mod Palkia: So I wait for you to remove the magic anon effect, I took the arrows back, I got it all, got it all prepared, got it all closed up, and I went on with my day, alright?.

Mod Dialga: But wait, I just saw the portal out ther-

Mod Palkia: I, um… A-and then I looked and saw…another portal that was originally from the distortion world…

Mod Dialga: But I thought you just said you closed it up

Mod Palkia: …

Mod Dialga: …No

Mod Palkia: Yeah…

Mod Dialga: There’s no possible way that you could’ve-

Mod Palkia: I fucked up

Mod Dialga: Palkia, did you fuck up the Space-Time continuum AGAIN?!

Mod Palkia: I fucked up

WE'RE PLAYING HARDBALL EVERYONE.

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Magic Anon! The whole cast has stands from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure!

(A few Stand Arrows come out of a portal)

Scremboi: Ack! What was that?!

(Scremboi takes out the arrow and accidentally summons his Stand, a different version of Star Platinum)

Scremboi: well i guess this is a thing now.

(The others also get stabbed by the arrows and awakened their stands)

(all stands have been altered to fit the trainer)

Stands:

Scremboi - Star Platinum

Hop - Echoes

Marnie - Killer Queen

Bede - The Hand

Allister - Justice

Klara - Purple Haze

Avery - Hermit Purple

Gloria - Hierophant Green

Victor - Silver Chariot

(We decided to give them canon stands because we felt it would be easier)

the portal reopens.

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What is Eternatus like?

Klara: In all honesty??? He’s a cocksucking tyrant and I’m glad I no longer work for him.

Eternatus: (you do realize i can hear you from the Pokeball, right?)

Klara: Yea but now you’re someone else’s so it don’t matter.

Scremboi: You know that one tab you have open on a computer or phone that you say to yourself you’ll get around to opening it but you don’t really want to…

Scremboi: Yeah, that’s how I feel about getting Eternatus to a high enough level to learn Eternabeam.

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goofy little incorrect quote comic (or antic) mod giratina did

also little redesign for scremboi

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Scremboi: Finally, I can keep this cheese to myself

Scremboi: What on earth?!

Victor: I SMELL CHEEEEEEEESE!!!!

Scremboi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

With this, we introduce the true Victor (now a Wallace and Gromit parody), and with the distortion portal there, will also bring like, all the other OCs based on Mod Palkia's player characters!

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Okay, who is that strange shadowy man?

Scremboi: Wait...WHAT?!

Gloria: I thought he was banished…

Scremboi: Hopefully, he’s not returning with a vengeance...

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I'm gonna adress the Copperajah in the room. What's with Klara?

Klara: Well, I can tell in detail. Hope ya like stories, y’all. I should telI you all...i’m not from this dimension or planet. 

Klara: I used to be a mere Poipole. However, the interesting thing is, Eternatus ruled my planet along with several others. 

Klara: By the time of my evolution, I was chosen to be mutated to a more sentient and intelligent form.

Klara: Years afterwards, I was sent to this dimension to expand Eternatus’s rule. I gave myself this disguise you see in order to blend in with your kind

Klara: After Scremboi caught Eternatus and stopped the Darkest Day, I figured I would make another mission to rescue my ruler and battle Scremboi.

Klara: After the final battle, Scremboi was successful. It was then I realized that Eternatus was not a good leader. 

Klara: I decided to do my best to turn a new leaf, thus why I’m with these guys now.

Klara: So any other questions?

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Allister, what is your favorite urban legend?

Allister: "no...you’re not the one..."...it bwings back...good mwemowies.

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What's everyones favourite food?

Scremboi: “Curry.”

Hop: “Dried Kelpsy Berry.”

Marnie: “Raw Miltank Beef.”

Bede: “Rawst Berries. They’re bitter like me.”

Avery: “Spaghet.”

Klara: [redacted]

Allister: “Um...Anything sweet.”

Gloria: “Anything with sour apples.”

???: Cheese... 

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Oh my gosh is he shrinking by the second??

(In a flash of ghostly smoke, Allister goes back to his normal size (note: Allister is normally half the height of the other Scremsquad members)

Allister: “Suwpwise...um...Wumiewe put an iwwusion speww on me...dat caused me to uh...wook wike i was shwinking…”

Lumiere: “Chandelureeee...”

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Oh my gosh allister is so tiny i love him

Allister: “Uhh...Thank u!”

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I dare everyone to try and hug Bede!

Bede: “Arceus help me…”

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Allister, what is your favorite color?

Allister: “Bwack and puwpwe!”

Allister’s Gastly: Gaaaastllllly!

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Why stop at Allister? Let's give hugs to everybody!!!!

Scremboi: “Oh, uh, Thank you!”

Hop: “Thank you so much!”

Marnie: “meh.”

Bede: “No.”

Klara: “This… feels nice. I’m assuming this is how humans express love.

Avery: “I really needed this hug. Thank you.”

Gloria: “Da fok?...Well, I’d be lying if I said this wasn’t nice”