Little Waitress

H-Hello there...! I'm Morgan Matsuzaki! The Ultimate Waitress! [Semi-Selective, Crossover-Friendly, NO NSFW]

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[kknamed-deactivated20180506]

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

[racheldrawsthis]

CASH MONEY

[sunshine-in-a-petal-deactivated]

THE FLOWER CROWN

[softmushie]

I FINALLY FOUND IT I CANT BREATHE

[devil-delta-deactivated20190915]

IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREENSHOTs!

[saltycorgie-deactivated20181006]

QUICK REBLOG IT BEFORE IT GETS LOST AGAIN

[khyann]

NEED TO REBLOG

[sagesparrow394]

You know… everyone’s doing this with hats

I wonder…

Here goes nothing…

What the hell?!

…

Let’s try that again…

What. The Actual. Fuck.

[sidesroleplayblog-deactivated20]

H oly shit it’s back

[randomfandomfamily]

OH MY GOD THERE’S A THOMAS SANDERS REFERENCE IN THIS POST NOW??? I’M JSKHGBNBDUIWHJHJKLDH

[sophfandoms53]

THIS GETS BETTER EVERY TIME I SEE IT I SWEAR TO GOD

[cl-babydew]

I LOVE THIS! XD

[valentine1604]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s back baby!!!

[vulchak]

A true classsic!

[writingfromthestormdrain]

o h my go d 

@ravenclawangst

[riptidejunkie]

Haha…I remember mine…i cant find it…

[hoardofhyperfixations]

AHHHHHHHHH ITS BETTER

[chaotic-shymo]

This can’t possibly work on plushies!

Can it?

Hmm…

oH HECK-

This was a mistake…

[ididntdothatnope]

Well.. it’s just a brown skirt, won’t do anything right?

It’s really nice and swishy.. don’t really feel anything..

Me and the party are meeting at the ren fair! Gotta go, you guys! Tell me what you think of my elf character cosplay!! Dm out!

[leslie-withers-experiment]

THE RELIC IS B A C K!!

[angry-queer-slytherin]

Hmmmm…

I wonder if it works with cloaks?

Nothing happened…

Wait! I have an idea!

__________________________________

OH SHIT

[dabbingintoart]

I’ve only seen this is google images and I wonder if it actually works…

I mean, I saw someone with a Sanders Sides reference…

So why not try my sunglasses!

Here we go…

[stuffandnosense]

IT ENDS WITH A GOOD OMENS REFERENCE NOW. YES.

[cherrygrenade]

END ALL JOKES. END ALL MEMES. END ALL ENTERTAINMENT. NOTHING WILL TOP THIS. 

[im-extremely-scottish]

SANDERS SIDES GOOD OMENS AND A SHIT TON MORE?????

ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE SEEN THIS POST ITS LITERALLY THE BEST THING ON THIS EARTH

[sagesparrow394]

It wouldn’t… not hoodies. It’s only hats and glasses, right? I can’t go through that again…

I’ll be fine… I’m sure I will….

I am!!! I knew it wouldn’t wo-

nOPE! TOO MUCH ANGST AND ANXIETY!!!!

[celestialtitania]

My unsuspecting followers:

Me: LOOK AT THIS

[identityvincorrectquotes]

This is too good not to share XDD

Source: luckydreaming

[thebookwormfairy]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

*pretends I’m reblogging this for fun but I’m really reblogging this because I’m super fucking paranoid*

[davinamarr]

Tumblr voodoo

[ask-the-ultimate-waitress]

why do people believe these

[the-devils-keeper-deactivated20]

replace one word of your url with bitch

[imacrowcawcaw]

I’m a bitch caw caw

[rhythm-catsandweed]

Zeppelin’s bitch

[i-love-the-smell-of-your-blood]

Bitch angel

[spacingout]

Bitch wentz from my chem

[spacepaprika]

Space Bitch

[satansky]

HORNY BITCH

[diavohno]

bitch oh no :0

[idontknowmanseemssus-deactivate]

I don’t know bitch seems sus

[obeyme-life]

Obey me, bitch.

[luluhargreeves]

bitch-fandom

[ecl1psical]

the-nebulas-bitch

[raiiinydayz]

Bitch-err0r

[ask-the-ultimate-waitress]

ask-the-ultimate-bitch

[askthe-journalist-andthe-broker]

Can we just get this over with?

“Hey…I don’t exactly know who could be seeing this, but one of you anons decided it would be an amusing idea to bring him over.”

“Salutations and greetings to whoever may see this message! Despite Mr. Yomiuri’s misgivings, I am delighted to be here!” Just as had been said, Mikado was standing to the side of Nikei, his mask looking pleased despite his real face not changing in the slightest.

“Ever since I’ve arrived, however, the inbox has been looking painfully bare…”

“Anons drop you off here to annoy me and then leave. Just great.”

“That being said, would anyone mind asking a few questions so he can leave already? This can’t be over any sooner, I swear,” Nikei said, muttering the last part.

“I’m quite fortunate enough to be allowed to answer questions as well! So if you have a question for either of us, don’t hesitate to send it in, or even stop by to give your greetings!”

[M!A: An Uninvited Guest - 1/15]

Keep reading

[ask-the-ultimate-waitress]

“O-Oh... ah, well, it’s nice to meet you two!” Despite her previous demeanor, Morgan seemed optimistic nonetheless.

[asktheblade]

"Stay down!"

The Blade was at her peak. She gripped her knife as tightly as humanly possible, struggling to escape Feng’s grip. The rage of a thousand suns burned in her dark brown eyes, staring up at the Survivor. @dumb-bunny-feng

[dumb-bunny-feng-deactivated2022]

"Ha, you're gonna be the 2nd one I did this to!" She says as she attempts to shine a flashlight in Blade's face.

[asktheblade]

“L-Like hell I am...” The Blade shifted, turning her head slightly to alleviate the sting of the light. It was always painful in trials, not to mention annoying and only fueled her rage.

[dumb-bunny-feng-deactivated2022]

She grabbed Blade's head and aimed carefully.. "Come on now.. just let me blind you and it'll be all over..."

[asktheblade]

“N-Never!!” Her struggling was even more fierce. She gripped her knife even tighter, hoping she could find the strength to even land a blow.

[dumb-bunny-feng-deactivated2022]

She forced the flashlight closer to Blade's face. "Come on.. just eat the blind!"

[ask-the-ultimate-waitress]

And if that didn’t enrage her, what would? The Killer used her anger as strength, and had just a small opening to jab her knife into Feng’s arm.

[senseijasper]

Jeff flexing: you see these arms?

Jeff: wii sports resort.

[musesgonnamuse]

your muse is allowed to underestimate my muse 

your muse is allowed to disrespect my muse

your muse is allowed to provoke my muse

your muse is allowed to be a little asshole to my muse

and more – !!

So long as you, the mun, understand the consequences of your muse ticking off my muse your muse is allowed to be not nice to mine. Confrontation can be interesting and fun to rp! I welcome it! While you, the mun, should know better than to provoke my muse your muse might not and that’s okay! Mun does not equal muse and vice versa. When your muse provokes mine, disrespects mine, underestimates mine, I am trusting that even if your muse doesn’t know the consequences that you, the other mun, understand there are repercussions for your muse being an asshole.

you want your muse to be an ass to mine? that’s fine – just don’t whine when your muse doesn’t come out of it unscathed. 

[ask-the-ultimate-waitress]

(this applies to ALL my blogs!!) (just... be careful on Blade’s. She’ll kill you. Ehehe…)

[ask-the-ultimate-waitress]

Hi Again!

I almost abandoned this blog. I ALMOST did. But I’m back, and here to share a lil’ somethin’ with you! I’ve been getting into this thing called Dead By Daylight. It’s pretty cool! It’s a game where you either play as a Survivor or a Killer. Survivors have to complete objectives, like repairing the four generators scattered along the map while avoiding the Killer. The Killer’s job is to catch AND hook the survivors, sacrificing them to a creature called the Entity. I have decided to create Morgan if she were made for DBD instead of Danganronpa. As for the Killer... he’s a character for another blog. ;)

[notesofpaint]

Bisexuality is a concept too often misunderstood 💖💜💙

[theawkwardkids]

love this sm

[ask-the-ultimate-waitress]

I needed to hear this. After all the harassment I get from school about it, it feels nice to know.

[dailyinspirationquotes]

[ask-the-ultimate-waitress]

which one of y'all crackheads said crunch crunch

“T-That l-last anon...”

[ask-the-ultimate-waitress]

Crunch crunch!

hhh,,, n-no,,, i’d rather you not,,,

[ask-the-ultimate-waitress]

6, 7 and 13 for the number ask :)

:) #6: Which three words would you describe your character? Soft, Babey, Hope. (she’s a protag ashash) #7: Which three words would others describe your character? Babey, Well-written, Cute. Hopefully. #13: Does great fanon trump canon? That honestly depends on how well the fanon is written, and if it makes more sense than canon. If it makes more sense, then yes, it’s better than the canon. Great fanon, if written well enough, can certainly trump canon.

[ask-the-ultimate-waitress]

#4

Which three words do you use to describe your writing?(Honestly, this is four, but you get the point, anon.)Shitty, but grammatically correct.

[ask-the-ultimate-waitress]

#9

(Hoo boy.There are a number of things that will make me unfollow a blog. Here they are:)#1 - The mun is a terrible person.#2 - The mun has wronged me personally.#3 - The mun repeats the same threads/topic over and over.#4 - The mun sends me death threats. (yeah, this is a callout, deal with it)#5 - The mun is OP and god-mods like nobody’s business.#6 - The mun decides it’d be a good idea to SEXUALLY ASSAULT MY MUSE. I’M A MINOR.-#7 - The mun is a fucking clown.#8 - The mun has no content. (I’m guilty of this...)#9 The mun doesn’t use the cut or even warns readers that their post is NSFW. This only applies if people don’t know how to filter tags.#10 - The mun tries to take control of the other person and they’re at their mercy. Bonus points if they try to take over MY thread.#11 - The mun sends me NSFW content or animal death/gore. I ask for nothing and I am still let down.(You have raised something you cannot put down, anon. My apologies for the rant.)

[lleran-blog]

ooc asks for mundayy!

1: Why did you name your blog that? 2: Why did you chose the theme you did? 3: How important are aesthetics to you? Do you do anything in particular because it looks better? 4: With which three words would you describe your writing? 5: With which three words would you like others to describe your writing? 6: With which three words would you describe your character? 7: With which three words would you like others to describe your character? 8: Name something or someone who influences your writing, art or characterization. 9: What’ll make you unfollow a blog? 10: What’ll make you follow a blog? 11: What do you think are essential questions to ask yourself during character development?  12: How do you best learn about another character? 13: Does great fanon trump canon? 14: Is lore important to you? Do you feel you know it? 15: How much did you draw on canon when you made your character? 16: What kinds of threads do you like the best? 17: What kind of relationships would you like your character to have more of? 18: Which other fandoms are you into? 19: How seriously do you take your rping? 20: Do you prefer to plot things out, or improvise?

[ask-the-ultimate-waitress]

Hey! Kill yourself! From the old discord server you hung out with until we got sick of you :)

Okay, I will. You win. Hope you like having blood on your hands. :)