Ask Zac

Everything you wanna know about Zaun's greatest superhero.

[ask-the-zac]

(What's the deal with people sending starters on anon and then signing their url? Can't they just... not be on anon?)

[ask-the-zac]

Zac,w-what are you doing here? //hai

"Oh, hey Twitch. Why wouldn’t I be here?" (hullo there)

[twitch-the-zaunite-thief]

Twitch blinks at his ability to predict things that happen but would not mention it “Oh well then…Piltover is over rated anyhow Zac,not the kind of thing for you but hey least you tried to do more then those two ever could.” Twitch smirked at Zac “Hey why not go after some criminal like Victor,heard he’s been making alot of those battlecast things and everyone knows he’s a lunatic wanting to replace everyone with machines…yeah why not be his arch nemesis and do all that super hero stuff we see on TV sometimes!”

[ask-the-zac]

Zac laughed when he heard the word superhero. “Didn’t ya know? I’m already a superhero! Although I’m not the type to go after a single guy… I just help out the folks around me when the need arises. Besides, Jayce is already Viktor’s arch-nemesis.”

Zac gives Twitch a pat on the shoulder. “So other than ‘nothing evil’, have you been up to anything interesting? I haven’t seen you in ages, y’know. Outside the Fields at least.”

[twitch-the-zaunite-thief]

Twitch shrugs “Just been experimenting as usual trying to find a concoction that will bring forth my kin so I’m not the only humanoid rat in this world.” Twitch sighs “So far it’s mostly been new poisons though and potions that may make monsters, you know the usual for me in the sewers, though I have been doing what you suggested and gone out into the world…made friends with two people so far.”

[ask-the-zac]

Zac rubbed his chin, scrunching his face. "Monster potions and poisons dont sound too pleasant, but I s'pose you can handle yerself. I know what's it's like bein' the only one of yer kind, but I guess that's part of why we're friends, huh? Speaking of friends, who've ya met?"

[rocket-girl-tristana-deactivate]

Zac approached Tristana outside the Institute, having just completed a series of skirmishes. "Hey Trist! Long time, no chat. Done anything fun lately?"

"Fun??" She gives him an awkward look. "Eh…not really. Been kinda overworked with commando stuff back home. Keeps me busy but I dunno if it’s fun. Sometimes, I guess, but only when I get to shoot stuff. 

How’d your matches go? Any neat plays?”

ask-the-zac

[rocket-girl-tristana-deactivate]

Tristana assists him for a bit, till his modified technique makes her stop and watch with fascination. She should be used to it, but seeing it outside the Rift made it cooler somehow. He’s already attracted the attention of other yordle soldiers, pointing with wide eyes as they walked between buildings. Soon an entire stock of cannonballs, rockets, and bullet crates are piled into the carts. 

"Wow. I mean, I should’ve expected it to take less time, but not THIS much! Now we’ve gotta haul it all out to the village a couple miles from here where our new outposts are. I’ll go fetch some horses, unless you think you can pull one, I don’t want you to overexert yourself…if that’s possible." 

[ask-the-zac]

Zac laughed at Trist’s expression of awe, and that of the other Yordles. He even shot a wink at one, causing them to cover their face and shuffle away; which simply made Zac laugh more.

The green man gave a few cursory tugs on one of the carts before turning to face the gunner. “I don’t get exhaustion like uh… anything born naturally does, and I can pull one. It’s probably be faster to get horses though. These weigh quite a bit, and havin’ me tug on ‘em the wrong way without some kinda brace or harness could wreck the cart. That’d be bad, what with the explosives and… more explosives.”

[rocket-girl-tristana-deactivate]

She nods. “You’ve got a good point, private Zac. Wouldn’t wanna do that.” Tristana grabs the harnesses from the carts and leads her friend over to a stable, where she’ll show him how to fit a harness to one of the small ponies and guide it to the cart. The animals are in relatively good spirits despite the large green creature before them. Soon, Trist and Zac have two horses to each cart, fit in their reins and ready to go. She climbs into the seat of one of them and looks over at Zac.

"I don’t imagine you’ve ever led a horse-drawn cart before, huh? It’s pretty easy with these guys. Just keep a good grip on the reins, but you don’t need to pull too hard. We’re goin at a slow pace anyways." 

[ask-the-zac]

"Can these guys pull me and the cart? I'm pretty sure I weigh a lot more than you do, Trist." After a look over the horses Zac stretches his way up into the seat and takes the reigns, with no visible fuss from the horses. "So now we head to the outpost right? That means it's yer turn to take the lead."

Zac grinned and looked expectantly at Tristana, waiting for her to set their path.

[ask-the-zac]

Wow

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We should;; [] Fight [] Fuck [] Kiss [] Make love [] Text [x] Watch films

I;; [x] Like You [] Hate You [] Love You [] Think you’re …

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Put 'wow' in my ask box and I'll reply with

[ask-the-zac]

You are my;; [] Acquaintance [] Friend [] Stranger [] Boyfriend/Girlfriend [] Love Interest [] Best Friend [] Enemy [] Nemesis [] Other

I think you’re;; [] Ugly [] Ok [] Pretty [] Beautiful [] Gorgeous [] Sexy [] Hot

We should;; [] Fight [] Fuck [] Kiss [] Make love [] Text [] Watch films

I;; [] Like You [] Hate You [] Love You [] Think you’re …

I secretly;; [] Hate You [] Love You [] Like You [] Dislike You [] Think You’re …

Should you reblog this? [] Yes [] No

[ask-the-zac]

[3:33:10 AM] Gurrenbuster: jesus fucking god i wish i had recording software for that match [3:33:17 AM] Games Dude: ? [3:33:34 AM] Gurrenbuster: so our adc never connects righ [3:34:02 AM] Gurrenbuster: its tp/revive hec top, me as karma mid, maokai jungle, and now full ap carry janna bot on our team [3:34:22 AM] Gurrenbuster: janna goes 4/0 within the first 10 minutes by being a god [3:34:35 AM] Gurrenbuster: i do pretty solid as does mao [3:34:43 AM] Gurrenbuster: but this tp/revive hecarim [3:35:01 AM] Gurrenbuster: builds this full-troll movespeed/attack speed build [3:35:25 AM] Gurrenbuster: tri-force, youmuu's, phantom dancer, two zephyrs, mobis with homeguard [3:35:56 AM] Gurrenbuster: and he's everywhere on the map tearing up ass so quickly that the other team just CANT respond to him [3:36:08 AM] Gurrenbuster: he has 40 kills by the end of the match [3:36:51 AM] Games Dude: how the fuck [3:37:07 AM] Gurrenbuster: at one point just for the lulz he dies on purpose so he can get the speed boost from revive and clear fountain-to-fountain in under 4 seconds at 4k+ movespeed AND THE AD BOOST FROM HIS PASSIVE IS SO BIG HIS E ONE-SHOTS THEIR ADC [3:37:19 AM] Games Dude: jfc [3:37:45 AM] Gurrenbuster: im convinced this man is a god

(Conversation I just had about this absolutely absurd match I was in. Gurrenbuster is me, feel free to add me btw.

Also, here's the match history page: http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1653142728/211850026?tab=overview )

[ask-the-zac]

(Do we have a release date for Rek'Sai? I know she's already on PBE.)

[rocket-girl-tristana-deactivate]

Zac approached Tristana outside the Institute, having just completed a series of skirmishes. "Hey Trist! Long time, no chat. Done anything fun lately?"

"Fun??" She gives him an awkward look. "Eh…not really. Been kinda overworked with commando stuff back home. Keeps me busy but I dunno if it’s fun. Sometimes, I guess, but only when I get to shoot stuff. 

How’d your matches go? Any neat plays?”

ask-the-zac

[rocket-girl-tristana-deactivate]

"Heheh, alright. I’ll see where I can put you to work, private." Tristana smiles up at him and starts walking back towards the city. She wonders how the other yordles will react to the Zaunite’s presence. Zac’s a really nice guy, and they’re likely to recognize him from the Rift, but non-yordle Champions dont’ often come to Bandle. Well, maybe once they see him helping out they’ll be okay. 

After a bit of a walk, Tristana leads them to the Megling base, far outside the city as to not disturb the residents with target practice. “Hmmh…we could always use more ammunition in the armories. How about we start loading up those carts?” 

[ask-the-zac]

Zac had been amusedly glancing around, taking in the sights in and around Bandle. He’d been here before, but not often or for very long. At Trist’s words Zac drifted back to attention. “You got it, Trist.”

A quick glance identified an ammo dump. The goo man worked slowly at first; lifting and carrying between the two locations. After a short time he had begun simply stretching his way back and forth before eventually becoming a living machine, rolling ammo across the top of his mass before depositing it safely in the carts.

[rocket-girl-tristana-deactivate]

Tristana assists him for a bit, till his modified technique makes her stop and watch with fascination. She should be used to it, but seeing it outside the Rift made it cooler somehow. He’s already attracted the attention of other yordle soldiers, pointing with wide eyes as they walked between buildings. Soon an entire stock of cannonballs, rockets, and bullet crates are piled into the carts. 

"Wow. I mean, I should’ve expected it to take less time, but not THIS much! Now we’ve gotta haul it all out to the village a couple miles from here where our new outposts are. I’ll go fetch some horses, unless you think you can pull one, I don’t want you to overexert yourself…if that’s possible." 

[ask-the-zac]

Zac laughed at Trist’s expression of awe, and that of the other Yordles. He even shot a wink at one, causing them to cover their face and shuffle away; which simply made Zac laugh more.

The green man gave a few cursory tugs on one of the carts before turning to face the gunner. “I don’t get exhaustion like uh… anything born naturally does, and I can pull one. It’s probably be faster to get horses though. These weigh quite a bit, and havin’ me tug on ‘em the wrong way without some kinda brace or harness could wreck the cart. That'd be bad, what with the explosives and... more explosives."

[ask-the-zac]

Zac,w-what are you doing here? //hai

"Oh, hey Twitch. Why wouldn’t I be here?" (hullo there)

[twitch-the-zaunite-thief]

Twitch just stuffs the thing into his coat “Well what can you do Zac, Zaun though a place of many dangers…has it’s slow days, but hey you don’t have to limit yourself to Zaun.” Twitch smirked “You should actually try the other cities,be a world wide hero…hell piltover has had problems with jinx,maybe you can join their police force!”

[ask-the-zac]

"It’s funny ya should mention that…" Zac rubbed his neck and glanced off to the side. "…I kinda got in trouble over in Piltover for bein’ a vigilante. Cait did suggest I join the police, but it doesn’t seem like my kinda thing. That would mean I’d have to stay in Piltover… and follow ‘procedures.’"

[twitch-the-zaunite-thief]

Twitch blinks at his ability to predict things that happen but would not mention it “Oh well then…Piltover is over rated anyhow Zac,not the kind of thing for you but hey least you tried to do more then those two ever could.” Twitch smirked at Zac “Hey why not go after some criminal like Victor,heard he’s been making alot of those battlecast things and everyone knows he’s a lunatic wanting to replace everyone with machines…yeah why not be his arch nemesis and do all that super hero stuff we see on TV sometimes!”

[ask-the-zac]

Zac laughed when he heard the word superhero. "Didn't ya know? I'm already a superhero! Although I'm not the type to go after a single guy... I just help out the folks around me when the need arises. Besides, Jayce is already Viktor's arch-nemesis."

Zac gives Twitch a pat on the shoulder. "So other than 'nothing evil', have you been up to anything interesting? I haven't seen you in ages, y'know. Outside the Fields at least."

[thesuperiorsoulreaver-blog]

void-laser-mech replied to your post:[[ I’m at awe at people saying that support…

//Perhaps it’s a matter of things working only in high ELO? I do see the potential in support Vel’Koz but I’ve rarely seen success with it in lower elos. My theory is it boils down to the ADC. Thoughts?

[[ I have had and seen plenty of success with it in my shitty silver trash can ELO. And no, it doesn’t depend on the ADC, especially if you build damage like you ought to. More often then not, due to how much damage you and your adc can dish out (while kiting with Vel’koz’s kit), both of you come out of lane strong, but more often than not Vel’koz can become the carry from the support role due to his long-range high damage capabilities. 

If anything, he’s less vulnerable as support than he is mid, and therefore less likely to get shut down like he can be so quickly in mid lane due to his low mobility. ]]

[ask-the-zac]

(A friend and I spent several matches playing Vel'Koz/Urgot bot [i was Urgot adc] to 'troll' [not troll as in deliberatley doing badly, just playing a dumb comp] and the combined early damage/harass allowed us to damn near remove the enemy bot lane from the game. He took the kills due to his higher burst, while I took the farm, and we both ended up being incredibly powerful and duo-carrying. Vel'Koz support is an absolute lane-changer.)

[ask-the-zac]

Zac,w-what are you doing here? //hai

"Oh, hey Twitch. Why wouldn’t I be here?" (hullo there)

[twitch-the-zaunite-thief]

Twitch moves into Zac’s veiw of his hidden object “Oh you know,researching, exploreing outside Zaun since you suggested it, doing not evil things.” Twitch smiled nervously “The normal things, hey why don;t you tell me about one of your heroic exploits Zac or tell me about anything!”

[ask-the-zac]

"I’m sure yer not doin’ anything evil, since last I checked ya weren’t evil. Then again, yer also a terrible liar and tryin’ to hide something from me." Zac shrugged. "I won’t press ya, though. If it is somethin’ evil I can just come back and bop ya on the head. As for heroic exploits… I haven’t really been up to much recently. Slow streaks happen, I s’pose.”

[twitch-the-zaunite-thief]

Twitch just stuffs the thing into his coat “Well what can you do Zac, Zaun though a place of many dangers…has it’s slow days, but hey you don’t have to limit yourself to Zaun.” Twitch smirked “You should actually try the other cities,be a world wide hero…hell piltover has had problems with jinx,maybe you can join their police force!”

[ask-the-zac]

"It's funny ya should mention that..." Zac rubbed his neck and glanced off to the side. "...I kinda got in trouble over in Piltover for bein' a vigilante. Cait did suggest I join the police, but it doesn't seem like my kinda thing. That would mean I'd have to stay in Piltover... and follow 'procedures.'"

[ask-the-zac]

(*flops around*

bweeeeh)

[thetyrxntking-deactivated201412]

Send me a ship name and I can only write OTP,NOTP or BROTP.

[ask-the-zac]

(As much as I love the lore and the community, I’m getting so sick of League as a game.)

[ask-senketsu]

// The frustration comes and goes, but I love the game too much overall to actually give it up. I just take long breaks sometimes.

[ask-the-zac]

(It's quite the opposite for me. I've just been getting more and more frustrated with the game over the past couple of months.)

[ask-the-zac]

(As much as I love the lore and the community, I'm getting so sick of League as a game.)

[ask-the-zac]

Zac,w-what are you doing here? //hai

"Oh, hey Twitch. Why wouldn’t I be here?" (hullo there)

[ask-the-zac]

Zac chuckled. “I do lotsa stuff to help folks out. Recently I haven’t been up to much, but I’m doing well. How’ve you been… and whatcha got there?”

[twitch-the-zaunite-thief]

Twitch moves into Zac’s veiw of his hidden object “Oh you know,researching, exploreing outside Zaun since you suggested it, doing not evil things.” Twitch smiled nervously “The normal things, hey why don;t you tell me about one of your heroic exploits Zac or tell me about anything!”

[ask-the-zac]

"I'm sure yer not doin' anything evil, since last I checked ya weren't evil. Then again, yer also a terrible liar and tryin' to hide something from me." Zac shrugged. "I won't press ya, though. If it is somethin' evil I can just come back and bop ya on the head. As for heroic exploits... I haven't really been up to much recently. Slow streaks happen, I s'pose."

[rocket-girl-tristana-deactivate]

Zac approached Tristana outside the Institute, having just completed a series of skirmishes. "Hey Trist! Long time, no chat. Done anything fun lately?"

"Fun??" She gives him an awkward look. "Eh…not really. Been kinda overworked with commando stuff back home. Keeps me busy but I dunno if it’s fun. Sometimes, I guess, but only when I get to shoot stuff. 

How’d your matches go? Any neat plays?”

ask-the-zac

[rocket-girl-tristana-deactivate]

"Heheh, well I’m not lifting that stuff myself, we have carts for all that. But thanks for offering! I mean, you can still come hang out in Bandle if you want. Not sure what there is to do, but I’m sure I can have you help out with something." 

[ask-the-zac]

"I’m always happy to help a friend. Or anyone, for that matter. Like I said, it’s been too long since I got to spend time with ya, and I haven’t been to Bandle in quite a while either." Zac made a grand pointing gesture, simply for his own amusement. "Lead the way, Commander!"

[rocket-girl-tristana-deactivate]

"Heheh, alright. I’ll see where I can put you to work, private." Tristana smiles up at him and starts walking back towards the city. She wonders how the other yordles will react to the Zaunite’s presence. Zac’s a really nice guy, and they’re likely to recognize him from the Rift, but non-yordle Champions dont’ often come to Bandle. Well, maybe once they see him helping out they’ll be okay. 

After a bit of a walk, Tristana leads them to the Megling base, far outside the city as to not disturb the residents with target practice. “Hmmh…we could always use more ammunition in the armories. How about we start loading up those carts?” 

[ask-the-zac]

Zac had been amusedly glancing around, taking in the sights in and around Bandle. He'd been here before, but not often or for very long. At Trist's words Zac drifted back to attention. "You got it, Trist."

A quick glance identified an ammo dump. The goo man worked slowly at first; lifting and carrying between the two locations. After a short time he had begun simply stretching his way back and forth before eventually becoming a living machine, rolling ammo across the top of his mass before depositing it safely in the carts.