not so quiet american

calm down snowflake, it's satirical

[quietamericans]

SOCKS SUPREMACY!!!!!!!

[quietamericans]

bill clinton getting his skin mask pulled off like he's a scooby doo villain

[quietamericans]

[quietamericans]

[quietamericans]

[quietamericans]

oh would you look at the time

[quietamericans]

slutty

[important-cat-pics]

[monstermaker585]

@quietamericans

Is this our big man?

[quietamericans]

yes

he even has a similar nose marking

and he rides a donkey because he's a democat

[landsccape]

[monstermaker585]

@quietamericans

Did we find Socks in the flower field?

[quietamericans]

Socks tending to the flowers in heaven 💐 all the White House pets return to their own White House in the sky

[quietamericans]

i got this amazing vintage spectacular bid shirt and my hamster fucking chewed up the sleeve

[plsbyallmeans]

Bill didn’t fall into a sand trap, and it wasn’t a wild swing that got him — he simply took a false step on a dark stair in front of Norman’s house in Florida, and lurched backward, tearing 90 percent of his right quadriceps. He was in terrible pain, but trying, as he said, “to put my best leg forward.” I was relieved that his sense of humor hadn’t been injured, but my worry cells went into overdrive.  — Hillary Clinton

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[quietamericans]

I know that ain’t who I think it is

[quietamericans]

[quietamericans]

life could be dream

[theyhitthe2ndtower]

he’s so😭 silly😭 i want him😭 i need him😭 ebay seller why must he be in a lot😭

[quietamericans]

sockscore