Ask slenderman

[ask-theslendy]

Are you still among us?

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x  x  x  x  x

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Please. I really need a hug.

Alright. Only because 

I do not want to see any of you humans

feeling down.

//slowly reaches down and wraps arms around the human

[ask-theslendy]

Slender, can I please have a hug?

Only if you wish to endure the pain of your flesh being teared apartslowly for hours upon end.

[ask-theslendy]

I'm your favorite... Right? *smiles innocently and bats her eyes*

The concept of favorites is not something that

I condone nor participate in. Especially not

when choosing from a group of killers.

That would be unwise of me.

[ask-theslendy]

-she grins her sharp teeth glinting, she wasn't grinning happily but proudly she had disobeyed orders and killed without permission she looked at slender- I don't see why it's so bad that I didn't ask first, it's just a human

I realize that. Yes. The human was disposable 

and I do not care that it is gone. I only care

that you disobeyed my orders. 

Do you understand what I do to those that disobey orders?

I do not want to do this to you.

[ask-theslendy]

Is foxy the mangle (from fnaf 2) a boy or a girl?

I have absolutely

no idea. Foxy's gender is not my business and frankly

they are free to identify as any gender they wish.

As long as they stay away from me.

[ask-theslendy]

Sir,may we get rid of Masky?

Yes. He's a nuisance

and he must be taken care of.

As soon as possible. 

[ask-theslendy]

Why a sudden change in writing style?

It was never determinedwhy. I have yet to find an answer.

[ask-theslendy]

How have you been lately?

I've been doing well. I have been caught up in some business affairs so I haven't beenvery social, which I apologize for. How have you been?

[ask-theslendy]

I was just checking on you.

It is pleasant to seethat you care enough to do so.

[ask-theslendy]

why do you like killing people

Why do you humans likedoing dangerous activities?The rush. It fuels me as it fuels youwhen you do your reckless humanbehaviours.

[ask-theslendy]

Slender man?

Yes.

[ask-theslendy]

HI

Hello.

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Plz answer soon I'm wrried boutchu

No need to worry.

[ask-theslendy]

Are you dead

No. I am not.

[ask-theslendy]

So... is this your equivalent of being on drugs?

N∅ʇ r∊∀∠∠y N∅