Nuts

M!A: n/a

[dolcetters]

♡ (ʘ ꒳ ʘ✿)🗡 chitter chitter motherfucker

GOD D AM N I T

[ask-thesquirrel]

It's good to see you, squirrel! How are you today?

“ SQUEAK!! Chitter, chitter, squeaker, squeak, squeaken…

…

The hell you doin’ on my lawn “

[ask-thesquirrel]

(( I missed my Squirrel’s third birthday by three days. What kind of mother am I? ))

[dolcetters]

;3 *puuurrrss*

Throws out the nearest open window.

[ask-thesquirrel]

I’LL GET YOU, AND YOU’RE LITTLE DAUGHTER TOO

[laceraalas]

;3 *Here I am, ready to steal your lunch. I fear no man nor no burd.*

offers u sacrifice.

[ask-thesquirrel]

B̢̥͖͈͒͂ͩ̽̑͟r̉͞͏̳̱͉̯͝i̪̦̠̠͇ͭ̀̄̈́̕͝ǹ̆͋̂ͬͣ̈͢҉̦̣g͓̳̠̰̻͇͕̜̔̍̂ͯ̚͘̕ ͕̖̗͎̪̯͐̀͊ͬͬ̄́ͦ͡m̹̩̱̥̃̄͐̍̉̆e̫̪̦͕̹ͨ͊́͟ ̜͈͎̻̖ͬ̂ͦ̈̅ͪ̚̚͘A͓̦̝̭̱̔̆͌̔̈̔̃́̕͟n̶͚̺̜̔͞ͅo̡̧̖̦͓͕͔͍͔͋ͪͧ̽̚͜ͅt̡̟͔̻̓̈́ͤͬ͂̉̔h̴̴ͤ̃̽̅̅͘ͅę͉̱̞̼̟ͭͪ̽͊r̸̦̈́ͣ̇ͤ̽̅̈́ͨ̓͜͞

[ask-thesquirrel]

May or may not have been away for too long...

but that doesn't mean...

I still don't want your souls....

[auruobosssard]

*slowly climbs up leg* *chitters*

"…."

[/tries to shake it off]

[ask-thesquirrel]

HISSSSSS

[moved-benevolentlion-blog]

What do you want? I don’t have anything, shoo now. Gunter has all the grain and everything with the horses.

[ask-thesquirrel]

.......

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[shiganshinalegacy]

*chitters* ;3

"The heck was that?"

[ask-thesquirrel]

*squeaks!*

[shiganshinalegacy]

[Looks down]

"—aw, ain’t you cute. Aah— you should be outside lil’ buddy."

[ask-thesquirrel]

…..But food

[shiganshinalegacy]

*chitters* ;3

"The heck was that?"

[ask-thesquirrel]

*squeaks!*

[ask-thesquirrel]

*chitters*

[moved-benevolentlion-blog]

[watches it cautiously]

[ask-thesquirrel]

.......

Food?

[ask-thesquirrel]

benevolentlion has been found

*chitters*

[moved-benevolentlion-blog]

*stares intensely at*

[stares back]

[moved-benevolentlion-blog]

  —…..

[slams the door and locks it]

[ask-thesquirrel]

YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN NEVER HIDE.

[moved-benevolentlion-blog]

*stares intensely at*

[stares back]

[ask-thesquirrel]

Yes, good. I have him right where I want him...

Soul stealing powers, go!

[keysandpages-archive]

ask-thesquirrel started following you

[keysandpages-archive]

If I don’t breathe, maybe it’ll go away.

[ask-thesquirrel]

I can wait, the soul will come to me.

[archiveofiamnotjustadream-deact]

"If that demonic thing gets anywhere near my rockets- I will not hesitate to hurt it."

[ask-thesquirrel]

[keysandpages-archive]

ask-thesquirrel started following you

[ Internal screaming ]

[ask-thesquirrel]

To jump on face, or not to jump on face....