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Thranduil you should know your son lacks fashion sense

#thranduil #RANDY THRANDY #mine #i will stop now

*sighs* Alas, he took it all after his mother.

i may just have started shippind elrond/thranduil

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I question your sensibility.

The eyebrows. It’s all about the eyebrows.

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The beautiful archways to the depths of my eyes cannot possibly be compared to the bushes that are his!

Can I come to the wedding?

Hrmph.

#HRRRRMPH

i may just have started shippind elrond/thranduil

pixiebitss-deactivated20130127

I question your sensibility.

The eyebrows. It’s all about the eyebrows.

The beautiful archways to the depths of my eyes cannot possibly be compared to the bushes that are his!

i may just have started shippind elrond/thranduil

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I question your sensibility.

Daaaad nobody wears berries and flowers on their heads anymore!

I cannot believe he would attempt leaving without it.

Beautiful Thranduil, how much of a fit did you throw when you found out Legolas had become best friends with a Dwarf and had the Sea Longing?

I do apologize for the late reply, Grey-face.

As for how much of a fit I threw... well, when it came to the Dwarf news, I may or may not have thrown a chair out a window. As for my son having the Sea Longing, I did not throw a fit at all. I merely took a seat by myself for some time, tried to be strong, failed, and cried. Does that satisfy you?

#Anonymous

Just a casual reminder that this is what Thranduil looks like in The Hobbit animated movie.

I do not like this reminder of an extremely misinterpreted creation of myself

It does not look misrepresented to me *smirk*.

That is because you can suck my dick *huffs*

Are you asking? *Raises brow*.

I do not see a question mark in there.

*Snorts* That is well; I would not suck your shrivelled green dick in any case.

Well aren’t you a polite one. No better than Dwarves *snorts* My dick is perfectly healthy and definitely not green.

*Laughs* You are actually comparing me to Dwarves? Aren’t you a precious little elf? If anything, it would suit the King of Greenwood to have a green dick, I should think.

It appears that I am. What are you going to do about it, may I ask? Blow a gust of wind at me? Aye, perhaps it would, but as it is it is not green, but as fair as the rest of me *shrugs*

Aren’t you prickly? I am merely amused. And perhaps I should take the opportunity thank you for your kind hospitality in accommodating my presence in Dol Guldur. I hope my pet spiders did not trouble you too much *smiles*.

Oh, I am amused as well, do not doubt that *chuckles* Perhaps you should, yes. It would be quite rude not to, as I only lost somwhere between a quarter to half my warriors to those blasted things. *glares*

Just a casual reminder that this is what Thranduil looks like in The Hobbit animated movie.

I do not like this reminder of an extremely misinterpreted creation of myself

It does not look misrepresented to me *smirk*.

That is because you can suck my dick *huffs*

Are you asking? *Raises brow*.

I do not see a question mark in there.

*Snorts* That is well; I would not suck your shrivelled green dick in any case.

Well aren’t you a polite one. No better than Dwarves *snorts* My dick is perfectly healthy and definitely not green.

*Laughs* You are actually comparing me to Dwarves? Aren’t you a precious little elf? If anything, it would suit the King of Greenwood to have a green dick, I should think.

It appears that I am. What are you going to do about it, may I ask? Blow a gust of wind at me? Aye, perhaps it would, but as it is it is not green, but as fair as the rest of me *shrugs*

Just a casual reminder that this is what Thranduil looks like in The Hobbit animated movie.

I do not like this reminder of an extremely misinterpreted creation of myself

It does not look misrepresented to me *smirk*.

That is because you can suck my dick *huffs*

Are you asking? *Raises brow*.

I do not see a question mark in there.

*Snorts* That is well; I would not suck your shrivelled green dick in any case.

Well aren't you a polite one. No better than Dwarves *snorts* My dick is perfectly healthy and definitely not green.

Just a casual reminder that this is what Thranduil looks like in The Hobbit animated movie.

I do not like this reminder of an extremely misinterpreted creation of myself

It does not look misrepresented to me *smirk*.

That is because you can suck my dick *huffs*

Are you asking? *Raises brow*.

I do not see a question mark in there.

Just a casual reminder that this is what Thranduil looks like in The Hobbit animated movie.

I do not like this reminder of an extremely misinterpreted creation of myself

It does not look misrepresented to me *smirk*.

That is because you can suck my dick *huffs*

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Thranduil, you are beautiful. No matter what they say.

Thank you, kind one. Your words mean a lot me /bows. 

#awesomewhispy

He gave Oropher’s hand a small squeeze, nodding along with Celeborn’s words. He said it better than he himself could ever hope to. “Celeborn is right, adar. If they did not love you and trust you they would not have followed you to that field. As for Edhellos… he loved you more than most, as your most trusted aside your family. I know he would have done it all over again, several times, should he have to, because he would never be parted from your side. Do not feel guilty, anymore. Let that fade away.” He sighed softly. “Life never goes the way we want it to… we will just have to make the best out of it.”

“Ai, I know you are both right, but I still feel guilt for causing so many of my people to lose their lives so brutally… and I certainly would not have forgiven myself if you had been hurt, Thranduil. That would have killed me all over again.” He sighed, burying his face further into Celeborn’s chest. “I know I said I would answer questions, but… I… I do not think I can talk about this much longer. Not anymore. Perhaps… perhaps another time?” He felt weak, pathetic for needing to take a break simply from talking, but it was emotionally exhausting for him.

Celeborn offered a small smile; it was to be expected. He was honestly surprised that he could answer Thranduil’s question. Even now, he had some difficulty talking about the traumatic events of his own past. Of course, he had never experienced anything like Oropher did; his trauma had to have been much worse. Nevertheless, he stroked a hand through Oropher’s hair as he did when he was younger. It never failed to calm him down and he was certain that wouldn’t change. “Whenever you feel you are able to. We will not ask you for any more answers until another time. For now, let us simply enjoy the company of one another, yes?” He only wanted to hold him closer, make him forget the terrible memories; Oropher didn’t deserve to live with such guilt or grief. He had done a great deed and sacrificed himself for his people and for the good of Middle-earth. Celeborn wanted him to only think of that and not to focus on all that had gone wrong. War, nor life, would ever come without casualty or sadness. But there was life and happiness alongside it, too. That was what truly mattered.

#((no need to be sorry!))#ask celeborn #ask oropher #((shortest reply ever sob))

Thranduil embraced him, nuzzling his cheek and pressing a kiss to it. "It's alright, father. We have all the time in the world, we need not rush anything." He smiled softly at him, looking up at Celeborn as he spoke and nodding. He shifted and made himself more comfortable with Oropher between them, and reached an arm over him to gently rest it on Celeborn's arm. They could focus on the good parts of being together for now, to heal any hurt - feeling comfortable and safe did a good deal to make one's mind stronger, and could perhaps give Oropher the strength he needed, given the time for it.

Just a casual reminder that this is what Thranduil looks like in The Hobbit animated movie.

I do not like this reminder of an extremely misinterpreted creation of myself

I think my son would have a fit at how much food was being thrown around and put to waste…

/quiet sobbing. All that beautiful food.........

#ask oropher

He smiled, feeling more loved and at home than he ever thought possible. “You know… if either of you have things to ask me, now would be a good time to do so.” He lifted his head, forcing himself to stay awake properly now. He needed this time with them. He smiled up at Celeborn and reached up to wipe away a stray tear, knowing it for what it was - only one of joy. “We are alone, and I do not know when we will have such privacy again.”

He thought for a moment, then looked to Thranduil, uncertain. “I… do not know what I would ask of you…” Perhaps his trouble with thinking of a question was the possibility of there being many things he wished to ask him - he figured that he simply didn’t know which to ask first. Some questions were more selfish than others (about Celebrían mostly, but also concerning other things in the Halls), and others were simply out of curiosity, such as his experience with death… however, the question was certainly not one to ask seeing that the subject was so sensitive to him. If he was destined to know, he would know. If not, it would remain a mystery.

Sighing softly, he said, “There will be other times, won’t there? This can’t be the only time we are alone. You could use some rest…”

Thranduil stared absently into the air for a moment after hearing Oropher’s words, his mind buzzing with all the questions he wanted to ask. There were so many, and he knew not where to begin… He heard Celeborn speak, but one question stood out more than the others, one he burned to ask… and though he wanted his father to get the rest he needed, he wanted to have answers, too. It was better to get it over with than wait forever.

“What were…. your thoughts…?” he began haltingly, looking over at them finally, settling his gaze on Oropher. “When you…. When I held you. Just before you passed on. Were you…. at peace with what you had decided to do? Or…?” It was difficult to ask, but he hoped he would understand what he meant.

He tensed a little at the question, but relaxed almost instantly. He had expected such questions, after all, and he had given them both free reign of what to ask him. He took a moment to think back before he answered, though he didn’t need to think too hard. When he spoke, his voice was soft and quiet.

“My thoughts…? There was only one, really. As I fell, I… I thought of you, Thranduil. I thought of you out there on the battlefield, if you were safe… and then there you were, holding me close. I will never forget that image, you know… your hair was tangled and splashed with blood, and there was more on your face, but you were alive, and you were safe. The Orcs… they were fleeing. You survived, and that was all that mattered to me.” He reached up and touched Thranduil’s cheek, just as he had all those years ago on the battlefield. “My sweet boy, you were safe. The pain, it… it was gone, the second I looked up into those bright green eyes of yours. I felt… happy. I had given my life to a good cause, and I had stopped my beloved son from falling to Sauron’s armies. I was… I was at peace.”

Celeborn smiled gently, happy to hear that Oropher was not too bothered with the subject. He had felt him tense for the briefest moment at first, but Oropher now seemed more prepared to talk about what had happened, meaning he had perhaps come to terms with it. Of course, he knew the memories would never leave him, but being able to discuss it openly - albeit perhaps only in their company - was a start. “You did the most noble thing I’ll ever come to see again. You single-handedly changed the course of the Last Alliance… I am relieved to hear that you felt at peace.”

He grew instantly worried as Oropher tensed, afraid he had gone too far, and he was ready to begin apologizing before he replied. He was nervous as Oropher began to speak, but the words instantly calmed him and even surprised him, and he managed a tiny smile. “Really?” he wondered softly, curiously, and reached up to cover Oropher’s hand with his own. “I’m happy. I never knew what you felt that moment… in a way, I could sense you were more peaceful, but I did not know to what extent.” He smiled a little more. “I am happy, ada. That is good to know… thank you.” He looked over at Celeborn as he spoke, and nodded in agreement. “You did so much for all of us. I could not be prouder of you, though your fate was not what it should have been.”

He smiled, fingers lacing with Thranduil’s as he turned his face into Celeborn’s chest a moment, breathing in the familiar scent that clung to him - something he had very nearly forgotten, but was now so soothing it chased away any echoes of the nightmare he’d had the night before. “My sacrifice was worth it, then. I am glad of that… I only wish so many others had not died along with me, though I know they would have done it no other way. It is a curse of being a well-loved king that your people would die for you no matter what. It pains me that Edhellos…” He squeezed his eyes shut, trying not to think about how he’d watched his closest friend, his wonderful advisor, be cut down right in front of him - saving his life. “He should not have died.”

“There are many - too many - who died, and did not deserve what came upon them. We cannot change that. But it is as you have said, Oropher; they loved you, not only as their King, but as their guidance into doing what they sought out to do. There is no war without casualty, unfortunately… I’m sure they would do it again, knowing that you only had the world’s best intentions at heart.” He offered a small smile of reassurance, trying to do what he could to make certain that Oropher did not dwell too much on what was lost. War was full of loss and despair, but with the knowledge that after everything that had happened, hope had prevailed… It was worth it to him, at least. He hoped Oropher felt the same as he did, in that regard.

#ask oropher #ask celeborn

He gave Oropher's hand a small squeeze, nodding along with Celeborn's words. He said it better than he himself could ever hope to. "Celeborn is right, adar. If they did not love you and trust you they would not have followed you to that field. As for Edhellos... he loved you more than most, as your most trusted aside your family. I know he would have done it all over again, several times, should he have to, because he would never be parted from your side. Do not feel guilty, anymore. Let that fade away." He sighed softly. "Life never goes the way we want it to... we will just have to make the best out of it."

ask-thranduil replied to your post: MY DARLING GALION MY BESTEST EVEREST FRIEND WILL YOU JOIN ME IN THE HUMBLE ABODE THAT IS MY TREASURY? WINE SHALL BE CONS- ON ANOTHER THOUGHT, BRING SOME WINE, THE BOTTLES I BROUGHT SEEM TO HAVE GONE MISSING. THINGS ARE SO SHINY IN HERE YOU SIMPLY MUST COME LOOK WITH ME

Drunk? Nay, I am never drunk! I am simply bathing in this ocean of gold and trying to stop myself from screaming lustfully at how beautiful it is! It is so thrilling to just toss my robes away and be free~~~~ …I liked that night…..

… You are completely off your face. Again.

You only ever prance around naked in the treasury when you have been drinking from dusk till dawn. I shall be right there.

AM NOT! Huffing angrily at you right now, hmph! Huffhuffhuff!

I am not naked. I am wearing my breeches. I was trying to find my robes again but they are lost somewhere in the gold I believe, and I kept getting dis- oooh shinyyyy.

But not as shiny as the Arkenstone WHY DID THEY TAKE THAT FROM ME GALION. TELL ME.

You are wasted. Completely and utterly wasted.

Oh, Thranduil - if you are not naked now, you will be shortly. Trust me, I have personal experience with this, remember? It is incredibly difficult to get you to keep your clothes on in the treasury. You regularly throw them off and fling yourself into piles of gold with a gleeful shriek.

I know, Thranduil, I know… how very cold of them to dangle it before you like that and then take it away from you. Sons of Orc whores.

Okay maybe just a little bit. But there is no more wine now!

….Why do you remember these things I was hoping you would forget so I could surprise you you meanie face! Speaking of…. /jumps into piles with a gleeful shriek YAY! Now come save me I am drowning~ I am a damsel in distress without the damsel part!

Yes! How could they do that to me I thought I was supposed to be the cruel one but then they’re all like “noooo we can’t give you it but here have a look and be enchanted and dream of it every night for a year afterwards” hmph. Ludicruous.

I will bring some to you shortly, fear not. Cannot have my king wanting for more wine now, can I? What kind of butler would I be?

Oh, I could never forget that, Thranduil. It is always incredibly entertaining to watch~ /sigh. I shall have to save you now, hm? Better take off my clothes too, if I am to dive into a sea of gold~

Ahhh… so that was what you dreamt of when you had that stupid lustful smile on your face? I thought you were dreaming of me…

Oh, wonderful! You are the bestest ever, mellon! We shall share it and raise our spirits even more~

Fine, fine, I shall remember that you never forget so that I will not get my hopes up again in the future. I can never surprise you, for you know everything that there ever is to know! Is there really anything you do not know, Galion? You make me so curious sometimes. Yes, you shall indeed! /grins. Join me~

It was not stupid! But yes that was it. The beautiful, beautiful gem that I can never have /sobbing. ….Well I was that too, sometimes.

Oh, I know~ /grins

Nay, I never forget a thing. I remember all, so that I might use it against someone if needed in future~ There is nothing I do not know, my dear friend~ Ahh I shall join you very shortly~

It was stupid. The most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. /shakes head. It is okay, my friend. Just think about the ah… gem… you had that night, in the treasury~

Hmm…. do you know what the square root of 435 is then? I have totally got you now! /grins. But yay, I shall wait~ (impatiently so!)

Was not. You love my smiles even when they’re lustful, just admit it! /pouts. Ah… yes. That was indeed a very beautiful gem….

20.8566536~

Oh, I do. I love everything about you, Thranduil.

….bugger it all.

As I love everything about you, Galion~ Now you should speed up for you are walking as slowly as an old man!

I told you I know everything~

Aw, you are too kind, my beloved king~ … I take that back. Do you want this wine or not?!