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@ask-tighnari
Please stop eating poisonous mushrooms :)
Amurta graduate, forest ranger, and mentor, here to answer any questions asked.
While botanist first, I do have plenty of knowledge of the animals of Avidya Forest.
If you are a matra, I am a botanist, why would I know anything about robot crabs, and no, there is not one hidden in Pardis Dhyai. If you don't believe me, arrest me, and just see what happens to the Bimarstan. :)
Rules & General info
I found out the Bimarstan has an entire book series called "Shit We Hear Tighnari Say".
They start a new book each year.
I learned this because last night, while a few of us were drunk, I had to take a colleague there because they got bitten by a snake and when asked what species I said "we're all too drunk to be sure we've identified it correctly, so I just grabbed it and figured we could release it after you saw it" and held the snake up to Zakariya and he said "I can't believe we made it two weeks before we had to start the new quote volume."
Debating with myself if I think I could predict every single quote.
I found out the Bimarstan has an entire book series called "Shit We Hear Tighnari Say".
They start a new book each year.
I learned this because last night, while a few of us were drunk, I had to take a colleague there because they got bitten by a snake and when asked what species I said "we're all too drunk to be sure we've identified it correctly, so I just grabbed it and figured we could release it after you saw it" and held the snake up to Zakariya and he said "I can't believe we made it two weeks before we had to start the new quote volume."
Why is it snowing already I don’t WANT it to be snowing already
I would be horrified if we ever got snow, that just doesn't happen here.
Hey,,
Nari.
Do you drink coffee?
You think I'd survive adventurers in the forest without it?
Makes sense.
Because I like you a latte.
Don’t like it?
I’m just
Expressoing
My feelings.
I would prefer you express your feelings in other ways. That do not involve puns.
Hey,,
Nari.
Do you drink coffee?
You think I'd survive adventurers in the forest without it?
Makes sense.
Because I like you a latte.
Hey,,
Nari.
Do you drink coffee?
You think I'd survive adventurers in the forest without it?
*gives you some non poisonous mushrooms*
Ooh, thank you.
VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION
was there only one bed?
They do have separate bedrooms, but Haitham was much drunker than he is normally and he did not let Kaveh leave his room.
Why are you at Kaveh and Alhaitham's house?
We all went out together, but Cyno's working in the desert, so I stayed at theirs.
It's a common occurrence.
"So, do you remember drunkenly rehabilitating a fly in the tavern, or am I going to have to convince you that's a thing you did?"
Well, good morning to you too, Kaveh. If that's how you treat your guests, then this is the last time I crash at yours and Haitham's.
And no, you don't need to convince me, I fully believe that's a thing I did and frankly am disappointed in myself that that was the height of my antics.
You seem eager to see Eliza.
Would you like to see Eliza?
- @ask-tighnari
N..NO..
(The urge to make a Hamilton pun is violent.)
Aw, but she's lovely! Just look at her!
(That would be enough. /ref)
My standard vague thumbs up at not having a single clue what you're referencing.
You will love her, Cyno. She's my new roommate. Among the countless other spiders I can't see.
Don't be so sad, spiders know your daily routine and are very respectful of it, that's why you don't see them.
That’s..definitely one way of putting it..?
They’re either respectful or plotting to lay eggs in my hair at night..
They're respectful, end of, don't disrespect my invertebrates or the spiders will be the only ones cuddling up to you tonight.
Wait now we can talk about this
We are. Respect invertebrates or spiders will be the only ones cuddling up to you.
They’re suddenly lovely creatures !!
See? I knew you'd come round.
You have to admit,, they’re a little spooky.
No.
I have only eaten warmed up croissants all day.
No one tell mister Tighnari.
It's not like that's what you eat every single day, a balanced diet isn't a day by day thing, it's life long.
Listen to your body, that's part of taking care of yourself.
The warmed croissants were very yummy..
Glad to hear.
I have only eaten warmed up croissants all day.
No one tell mister Tighnari.
It's not like that's what you eat every single day, a balanced diet isn't a day by day thing, it's life long.
Listen to your body, that's part of taking care of yourself.
You seem eager to see Eliza.
Would you like to see Eliza?
- @ask-tighnari
N..NO..
(The urge to make a Hamilton pun is violent.)
Aw, but she's lovely! Just look at her!
(That would be enough. /ref)
My standard vague thumbs up at not having a single clue what you're referencing.
You will love her, Cyno. She's my new roommate. Among the countless other spiders I can't see.
Don't be so sad, spiders know your daily routine and are very respectful of it, that's why you don't see them.
That’s..definitely one way of putting it..?
They’re either respectful or plotting to lay eggs in my hair at night..
They're respectful, end of, don't disrespect my invertebrates or the spiders will be the only ones cuddling up to you tonight.
Wait now we can talk about this
We are. Respect invertebrates or spiders will be the only ones cuddling up to you.
They’re suddenly lovely creatures !!
See? I knew you'd come round.
You ever do weird things because of your fox instincts
Well, I don't have fox instincts on account of being a Valuka shuna and anything "weird" is very much just because I live with humans and not my own culture, but yes.
I have bitten each of my friends multiple times. (That gentle holding on kind of bite, not causing harm.) Weirdly for his reactions to other things, Haitham is the one who cares least. As a group, we have gotten very drunk and Cyno, Kaveh, Nilou and Sethos are doing whatever and Haitham and I are just sat at our table while I just bite his forearm and we're chilling.
Early into knowing Cyno, I followed him around a whole day just leaning over his shoulder, and it is not uncommon for me to lie on him and swish my tail and stare at him in the morning.
Okay so no mushrooms but can I eat leaves?
I would prefer you eat leaves from the market.
