General Mahahahatra

My jokes…you like them?

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

Want To Play Genius Invokation TCG?

Cyno, General Mahamatra of Sumeru. I thought this app was an effective tool to organize my thoughts, prepare jokes, or communicate to friends when they’re online. Here and there I may go on occasional rants.

If you need any help traversing through the dessert, I will be of use. If you need justice, it will be served under my care.

Hello there !

I don’t have many rules, just be respectful and kind. Don’t feel afraid to ask questions, as this account is more of writing practice and a test to my ability to write Cyno accurately, which I will try to do so.

Nothing nsfw or out-landishly inappropriate. (Please..please for the love of any belief system, no heat.)

Enjoy your scroll.

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

Me when my partner would rather have a spider as a roommate as opposed to me.

@ask-tighnari ..

[ask-tighnari]

Hey,,

Nari.

Do you drink coffee?

You think I'd survive adventurers in the forest without it?

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

Makes sense.

Because I like you a latte.

[ask-tighnari]

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

Don’t like it?

I’m just

Expressoing

My feelings.

[ask-tighnari]

I would prefer you express your feelings in other ways. That do not involve puns.

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

;(

[ask-tighnari]

Hey,,

Nari.

Do you drink coffee?

You think I'd survive adventurers in the forest without it?

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

Makes sense.

Because I like you a latte.

[ask-tighnari]

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

Don’t like it?

I’m just

Expressoing

My feelings.

[ask-tighnari]

Hey,,

Nari.

Do you drink coffee?

You think I'd survive adventurers in the forest without it?

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

Makes sense.

Because I like you a latte.

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// doez anyone wanna rp..

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

WHEN IM NOT EXHAUSTED

I VOLUNTEER

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

[scr1be-arch1tect]

yipiEEE

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

I rip off my shirt to reveal another shirt with Melos face on it

[scr1be-arch1tect]

// doez anyone wanna rp..

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

WHEN IM NOT EXHAUSTED

I VOLUNTEER

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

[scr1be-arch1tect]

Hey, Kaveh.

Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled?

He got stomach pane.

-guess

Uh-huh... That's great, Cyno.

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

I have another, if you so request.

Why does Waldo (from Where’s Waldo) always wear a striped shirt? He doesn’t want to be spotted.

[scr1be-arch1tect]

Where do you even come up with these..?

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

The birds call it my impeckable brain

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...

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

…

Hey. You know I’m a dentist..

[scr1be-arch1tect]

please...no...

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

I have fillings too..

[scr1be-arch1tect]

what does this mean...

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

Allow me to illuminate.

‘Im a dentist, I have fillings too.’

As your silence seems to critique my jokes, I countered it with yet another joke. To not bring suspicion to just how I was going to set up this joke, I said ‘hey I’m a dentist’, and gauged out your reaction to what I was saying. Then, I completed the joke with ‘I have fillings, too’. The word filling, is the center point of the pun, as doctors fill cavities, and filling is similarly sounding to ‘feeling’. This pun is related to the term ‘I have feelings too’ which would be the normal reaction to someone rejecting your pun.

Get it?

[scr1be-arch1tect]

Yes, Cyno... I get it...

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

☺️ have a nice night, Kaveh

[scr1be-arch1tect]

It's 12pm

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

Ah..I’ve been working the night shift Kaveh..

It feels like it’s bedtime.

[scr1be-arch1tect]

Hey, Kaveh.

Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled?

He got stomach pane.

-guess

Uh-huh... That's great, Cyno.

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

I have another, if you so request.

Why does Waldo (from Where’s Waldo) always wear a striped shirt? He doesn’t want to be spotted.

[scr1be-arch1tect]

Where do you even come up with these..?

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

The birds call it my impeckable brain

[scr1be-arch1tect]

...

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

…

Hey. You know I’m a dentist..

[scr1be-arch1tect]

please...no...

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

I have fillings too..

[scr1be-arch1tect]

what does this mean...

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

Allow me to illuminate.

‘Im a dentist, I have fillings too.’

As your silence seems to critique my jokes, I countered it with yet another joke. To not bring suspicion to just how I was going to set up this joke, I said ‘hey I’m a dentist’, and gauged out your reaction to what I was saying. Then, I completed the joke with ‘I have fillings, too’. The word filling, is the center point of the pun, as doctors fill cavities, and filling is similarly sounding to ‘feeling’. This pun is related to the term ‘I have feelings too’ which would be the normal reaction to someone rejecting your pun.

Get it?

[scr1be-arch1tect]

Yes, Cyno... I get it...

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

☺️ have a nice night, Kaveh

[scr1be-arch1tect]

Hey, Kaveh.

Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled?

He got stomach pane.

-guess

Uh-huh... That's great, Cyno.

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

I have another, if you so request.

Why does Waldo (from Where’s Waldo) always wear a striped shirt? He doesn’t want to be spotted.

[scr1be-arch1tect]

Where do you even come up with these..?

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

The birds call it my impeckable brain

[scr1be-arch1tect]

...

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

…

Hey. You know I’m a dentist..

[scr1be-arch1tect]

please...no...

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

I have fillings too..

[scr1be-arch1tect]

what does this mean...

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

Allow me to illuminate.

‘Im a dentist, I have fillings too.’

As your silence seems to critique my jokes, I countered it with yet another joke. To not bring suspicion to just how I was going to set up this joke, I said ‘hey I’m a dentist’, and gauged out your reaction to what I was saying. Then, I completed the joke with ‘I have fillings, too’. The word filling, is the center point of the pun, as doctors fill cavities, and filling is similarly sounding to ‘feeling’. This pun is related to the term ‘I have feelings too’ which would be the normal reaction to someone rejecting your pun.

Get it?

[scr1be-arch1tect]

Hey, Kaveh.

Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled?

He got stomach pane.

-guess

Uh-huh... That's great, Cyno.

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

I have another, if you so request.

Why does Waldo (from Where’s Waldo) always wear a striped shirt? He doesn’t want to be spotted.

[scr1be-arch1tect]

Where do you even come up with these..?

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

The birds call it my impeckable brain

[scr1be-arch1tect]

...

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

…

Hey. You know I’m a dentist..

[scr1be-arch1tect]

please...no...

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

I have fillings too..

[scr1be-arch1tect]

Hey, Kaveh.

Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled?

He got stomach pane.

-guess

Uh-huh... That's great, Cyno.

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

I have another, if you so request.

Why does Waldo (from Where’s Waldo) always wear a striped shirt? He doesn’t want to be spotted.

[scr1be-arch1tect]

Where do you even come up with these..?

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

The birds call it my impeckable brain

[scr1be-arch1tect]

...

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

…

Hey. You know I’m a dentist..

[scr1be-arch1tect]

Hey, Kaveh.

Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled?

He got stomach pane.

-guess

Uh-huh... That's great, Cyno.

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

I have another, if you so request.

Why does Waldo (from Where’s Waldo) always wear a striped shirt? He doesn’t want to be spotted.

[scr1be-arch1tect]

Where do you even come up with these..?

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

The birds call it my impeckable brain

[scr1be-arch1tect]

Hey, Kaveh.

Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled?

He got stomach pane.

-guess

Uh-huh... That's great, Cyno.

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

I have another, if you so request.

Why does Waldo (from Where’s Waldo) always wear a striped shirt? He doesn’t want to be spotted.

[kavehshahrewar]

The alhaitham I used to hang out with turned out to be evil

Ahah, whoops!!

Hi this is from July. My Bad For Real.

𝒜𝐻𝐸𝑀. What do you MEAN he turned out to be evil

[kavzz]

KAVEH TO KAVEH I GIGGLED SO BAD AT THE TAGS.

Anyways he was real' bad and did evil things so I was scribe-less for several months (long story) he took the fucked up twisted evil pack and it made him misogynistic /hj

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

‘Veh which haitham

[kavzz]

Centrifugal equilibrium haitham

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

Oh I was there for that plot

[kavzz]

That was when I lost my eye shines

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

I’ll lick em back

[kavehshahrewar]

The alhaitham I used to hang out with turned out to be evil

Ahah, whoops!!

Hi this is from July. My Bad For Real.

𝒜𝐻𝐸𝑀. What do you MEAN he turned out to be evil

[kavzz]

KAVEH TO KAVEH I GIGGLED SO BAD AT THE TAGS.

Anyways he was real' bad and did evil things so I was scribe-less for several months (long story) he took the fucked up twisted evil pack and it made him misogynistic /hj

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

‘Veh which haitham

[kavzz]

Centrifugal equilibrium haitham

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

Oh I was there for that plot

[kavehshahrewar]

The alhaitham I used to hang out with turned out to be evil

Ahah, whoops!!

Hi this is from July. My Bad For Real.

𝒜𝐻𝐸𝑀. What do you MEAN he turned out to be evil

[kavzz]

KAVEH TO KAVEH I GIGGLED SO BAD AT THE TAGS.

Anyways he was real' bad and did evil things so I was scribe-less for several months (long story) he took the fucked up twisted evil pack and it made him misogynistic /hj

[cyes-general-mahahahatra]

‘Veh which haitham