Coconut Bra!

[ask-matt]

heyyyyyyyy matttttttt

do youuu by any chance have one of those like plastic, it’s GOTTA be plastic, small kiddie pools???

………no reason at all but I reallyyyyyy need one for uh again like I said NO SPECIFIC REASON AT ALL.

— @edds-awesum-askblog

Oh, hey, Edd! ♡♡♡♡

... What? Why me specifically?

I mean, it's summer, right? And after having that heatwave in June.. It's plausible? You don't have to hide that you're super duper hot!

Even if it's.. Been and gone..! Um..

Maybe there might be one downstairs. In that.. Cupboard?

[ask-tom]

...Edd pushed me off the roof and now I have a concussion on top of several broken bones-

Ughhhhh....

[ask-tom]

Out of everyone, ur the coolest i hope u know that -- Tom's BIGGEST fan

Of course im the coolest, the only one who even comes somewhat close is Edd

[ask-tom]

OK OK TOM

I GOT THE PLASTIC POOL!!

I PUT IT OUT FRONT AND UH IT HAS SOME WATER IN IT!!!

@edds-awesum-askblog

Well, its now or never, Edd...

Did you set the camera up...?

[edds-awesum-askblog]

YEP!!!

it…should be recording.. Now!

[ask-tom]

*sighs, finishing the bottle of Smirnoff*

You better at least give me a fucking count down-

[edds-awesum-askblog]

yeah yeah sure!

okay

three..

two..

ONE.

**he shoves tom FULL FUCKING FORCE off the roof, COMPLETELY MISSING THE LIL POOL.**

[ask-tom]

AHHH-

*just a loud string of cuss words Edd didn't even know existed before a loud crack*

[edds-awesum-askblog]

…

uhm

……….tom?

[ask-tom]

Edd... I think I cracked my skull open-

*just fucking passes out in a pool of blood*

[edds-awesum-askblog]

OH SHIT…

UH UH UH

**climbs down from a ladder they used to get in the roof and just dashes over to tom**

[ask-tom]

*literally just laying there in a starfish position*

[ask-tom]

OK OK TOM

I GOT THE PLASTIC POOL!!

I PUT IT OUT FRONT AND UH IT HAS SOME WATER IN IT!!!

@edds-awesum-askblog

Well, its now or never, Edd...

Did you set the camera up...?

[edds-awesum-askblog]

YEP!!!

it…should be recording.. Now!

[ask-tom]

*sighs, finishing the bottle of Smirnoff*

You better at least give me a fucking count down-

[edds-awesum-askblog]

yeah yeah sure!

okay

three..

two..

ONE.

**he shoves tom FULL FUCKING FORCE off the roof, COMPLETELY MISSING THE LIL POOL.**

[ask-tom]

AHHH-

*just a loud string of cuss words Edd didn't even know existed before a loud crack*

[edds-awesum-askblog]

…

uhm

……….tom?

[ask-tom]

Edd... I think I cracked my skull open-

*just fucking passes out in a pool of blood*

[ask-tom]

OK OK TOM

I GOT THE PLASTIC POOL!!

I PUT IT OUT FRONT AND UH IT HAS SOME WATER IN IT!!!

@edds-awesum-askblog

Well, its now or never, Edd...

Did you set the camera up...?

[edds-awesum-askblog]

YEP!!!

it…should be recording.. Now!

[ask-tom]

*sighs, finishing the bottle of Smirnoff*

You better at least give me a fucking count down-

[edds-awesum-askblog]

yeah yeah sure!

okay

three..

two..

ONE.

**he shoves tom FULL FUCKING FORCE off the roof, COMPLETELY MISSING THE LIL POOL.**

[ask-tom]

AHHH-

*just a loud string of cuss words Edd didn't even know existed before a loud crack*

[ask-tom]

OK OK TOM

I GOT THE PLASTIC POOL!!

I PUT IT OUT FRONT AND UH IT HAS SOME WATER IN IT!!!

@edds-awesum-askblog

Well, its now or never, Edd...

Did you set the camera up...?

[edds-awesum-askblog]

YEP!!!

it…should be recording.. Now!

[ask-tom]

*sighs, finishing the bottle of Smirnoff*

You better at least give me a fucking count down-

[ask-tom]

OK OK TOM

I GOT THE PLASTIC POOL!!

I PUT IT OUT FRONT AND UH IT HAS SOME WATER IN IT!!!

@edds-awesum-askblog

Well, its now or never, Edd...

Did you set the camera up...?

[ask-tordd]

On the bright side, at least England won’t win the whole World Cup (I mean, even if they were in the finale, everyone knows Argentina will will because FIFA meat rides them)

-🚪Anon

HAH,, EXACTLY!!

In you're FACE TOM!!

[ask-tom]

yeah I dont really care, we still beat Norway so... this isn't really a win for you, just less of a loss

[ask-tom]

tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom

@edds-awesum-askblog

Oh shit, what up Edd? Uhh... dont mind my other posts making fun of Tord, those dont exist-

*cough*

[edds-awesum-askblog]

what?? Uh.. Nevermind-

I have a greatttt idea!

[ask-tom]

Edd... for the love of Susan no-

[edds-awesum-askblog]

no no no

LISTEN, Tom.

trust me it’s awesome.

okay SO what ifff……

weeee climb onto the roof.. anddd like get one of those really small kiddie pools, the plastic ones,, andddd

I push you into it!

[ask-tom]

...you know what, fine. But only if I can get drunk enough to think thats a good idea first

[edds-awesum-askblog]

wait seriously????

hahahaaaaa awesomeeeee

I’ll go see if Matt has a kiddie pool in his weird little hoard of stuff Hehhe

[ask-tom]

...your gonna owe me so much Smirinoff for this

*Tom let out a weary sigh, already chugging a bottle*

Fuck it... you better at least film this shit for your YouTube so we can make money off your dumb shit

[edds-awesum-askblog]

oh 100 percent Tom!!

I was already planning on it hehehe..

….justtt as long as Matt doesn’t know what we’re doing cause he’ll DEFINITELY try stopping this..

[ask-tom]

AYE MATT, DONT COME OUT HERE, ME AND EDD ARE DOING DRUGS!

...problem solved, he hates the smell of weed.

[edds-awesum-askblog]

..what if he tries stopping us from…that?

Plus he KNOWS I don’t smoke AND that I hate the smell of it!! Or anything of the sorts, Tom!!!

[ask-tom]

Hes probably distracted in his own damn reflection, relax...

[ask-tom]

tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom

@edds-awesum-askblog

Oh shit, what up Edd? Uhh... dont mind my other posts making fun of Tord, those dont exist-

*cough*

[edds-awesum-askblog]

what?? Uh.. Nevermind-

I have a greatttt idea!

[ask-tom]

Edd... for the love of Susan no-

[edds-awesum-askblog]

no no no

LISTEN, Tom.

trust me it’s awesome.

okay SO what ifff……

weeee climb onto the roof.. anddd like get one of those really small kiddie pools, the plastic ones,, andddd

I push you into it!

[ask-tom]

...you know what, fine. But only if I can get drunk enough to think thats a good idea first

[edds-awesum-askblog]

wait seriously????

hahahaaaaa awesomeeeee

I’ll go see if Matt has a kiddie pool in his weird little hoard of stuff Hehhe

[ask-tom]

...your gonna owe me so much Smirinoff for this

*Tom let out a weary sigh, already chugging a bottle*

Fuck it... you better at least film this shit for your YouTube so we can make money off your dumb shit

[edds-awesum-askblog]

oh 100 percent Tom!!

I was already planning on it hehehe..

….justtt as long as Matt doesn’t know what we’re doing cause he’ll DEFINITELY try stopping this..

[ask-tom]

AYE MATT, DONT COME OUT HERE, ME AND EDD ARE DOING DRUGS!

...problem solved, he hates the smell of weed.

[ask-tom]

tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom

@edds-awesum-askblog

Oh shit, what up Edd? Uhh... dont mind my other posts making fun of Tord, those dont exist-

*cough*

[edds-awesum-askblog]

what?? Uh.. Nevermind-

I have a greatttt idea!

[ask-tom]

Edd... for the love of Susan no-

[edds-awesum-askblog]

no no no

LISTEN, Tom.

trust me it’s awesome.

okay SO what ifff……

weeee climb onto the roof.. anddd like get one of those really small kiddie pools, the plastic ones,, andddd

I push you into it!

[ask-tom]

...you know what, fine. But only if I can get drunk enough to think thats a good idea first

[edds-awesum-askblog]

wait seriously????

hahahaaaaa awesomeeeee

I’ll go see if Matt has a kiddie pool in his weird little hoard of stuff Hehhe

[ask-tom]

...your gonna owe me so much Smirinoff for this

*Tom let out a weary sigh, already chugging a bottle*

Fuck it... you better at least film this shit for your YouTube so we can make money off your dumb shit

[ask-tom]

tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom

@edds-awesum-askblog

Oh shit, what up Edd? Uhh... dont mind my other posts making fun of Tord, those dont exist-

*cough*

[edds-awesum-askblog]

what?? Uh.. Nevermind-

I have a greatttt idea!

[ask-tom]

Edd... for the love of Susan no-

[edds-awesum-askblog]

no no no

LISTEN, Tom.

trust me it’s awesome.

okay SO what ifff……

weeee climb onto the roof.. anddd like get one of those really small kiddie pools, the plastic ones,, andddd

I push you into it!

[ask-tom]

...you know what, fine. But only if I can get drunk enough to think thats a good idea first

[ask-tom]

tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom

@edds-awesum-askblog

Oh shit, what up Edd? Uhh... dont mind my other posts making fun of Tord, those dont exist-

*cough*

[edds-awesum-askblog]

what?? Uh.. Nevermind-

I have a greatttt idea!

[ask-tom]

Edd... for the love of Susan no-

[ask-tom]

tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom

@edds-awesum-askblog

Oh shit, what up Edd? Uhh... dont mind my other posts making fun of Tord, those dont exist-

*cough*

[ask-tordd]

How would you recommend buying red smirnoff underage? Asking for a friend…

Uh.. I mean asking Tom would've been smarter-- but sure, I can help!

I'd say just go to some small shop..? Or a random corner shop.. They'll let you buy it because they're not 'popular' or 'big' so they don't really care-- heh,, that's where I used to get all my cigars.. -

[ask-tom]

Invest in a fake ID, trust me it makes things so much easier... bribes can work but theres always that one asshole clerk... I had to get around a lot of shit in high-school. Or well... you could just have an adult friend buy it for you-

(THIS IS A JOKE PURELY IN CHARACTER-)

[ask-tordd]

i think we should all make tord bald again

And I think we should all unanimously agree in making this anon experience military drills live BUT they're the test-enemy.

screw you

Yeah.

Yeah again.

Voting ended onJul 17

[ask-tom]

no no... i agree with the annon, let's do it

[ask-tordd]

hey Tord did u know that englands first goal shouldn’t have even counted……

it hit the cameras mount thing and went into the goal. FIFA “examined” it and just said there’s no evidence..

that’s why haaland was so off during the game…..

I FUCKING KNOW UGGGHHHH

WHAT CHEATS.

FIFA LET ALL THEIR FAVORITE COUNTRIES SLIDE NOWADAYS AND IT'S SERIOUSLY THE MOST IRRITATING THING EVER.

@ask-tom YOU'RE A TOTAL CHEAT AND YOU KNOW IT. DRITTSEKK.

[ask-tom]

nuh uh, your just a sore looser