You Know Who I Am

[ask-winter-bucky]

hey, nut-cracker

“Hey, boy band leader.”

[ask-tony-snark]

“I forgot to log out of tony’s account...”

[ask-tony-snark]

Yo

Sam here, hacking Tony’s account.. 

again.

pfft.

anyway I’m here to say that Tony won’t be online for a few days either due to rl problems, but he wants you guys to still send asks, he’ll answer when he’s back. and to the ppl having private convos with him, he wants you to know that he’s not ignoring you, he really just can’t go on here for a while. but he’ll be back soon! hopefully.. anyway yeah, thats it.

Bird boy out

[idontwikeit]

[ask-king-tchalla-deactivated201]

I need some help....I have been dealing with depression for over a year and I've had suicidal thoughts for a few months now and my boyfriend saved me from ODing and I really want to cut again but I know if I do it'll hurt the ones I love the most....I don't know what to do please if you or the others have any advice please help me?

“I am glad your boyfriend saved you. You have so much life left to live and it would be sad if you cut that short. I have a trick that I use to stop myself from self harming. I take a bright red marker and draw wherever I have the urge to cut, whether it be my thigh or my arm. You’ll be surprised at the patterns you’ll create. Make sure you talk to your friends and family. I know that depression hurts but you are strong.”

@ask-winter-bucky @ask-captain-steve @ask-sam-wilson @ask-natalia-romanoff @ask-the-sokovian-sorceress @ask-tony-snark

[ask-tony-snark]

" you could try the rubber band method too, you put a rubber and on your wrist and every time you want to self harm you snap it against your skin you'll feel the stink but there's no real damage. I also suggest seeking professional help if it keeps getting worse it might not seem like it'll help but it really does."

[ask-tony-snark]

Do you miss jarvis?

“Yes. Vision doesn’t put up with my shit quiet the same..or at all. I honestly blame Wanfia she gave him the feelings”

[ask-tony-snark]

Not sure if someone's asked you this already but do you RP? (role-play)

Yes

[ask-tony-snark]

Tony Fart

“I should start suing for character defamation”

[ask-tony-snark]

*horrible screeching that doesn't stop*

“bucky must be close by”

[ask-tony-snark]

So was it just a misprint or did Captain Rogers really mean Tony Stank?

“it actually said stank, i think he was trying to be funny”

[ask-tony-snark]

How's Rhodey doing?

“hes getting better, but if he calls me stank one more time im disowning him”

[ask-tony-snark]

sexual orientation ? worst piece of clothing you own?

“I am bisexual and i don’t own a bad piece of clothing i mean have you seen me? im glorious!”

[ask-sam-wilson-blog]

I'm sure Steve and Bucky would be mortified if they knew you caught them doing the sex! Psst who tops and who bottoms?

“Oh my god anon I’m not gonna tell you who BBottoms and who topSS”

[ask-winter-bucky]

“Are you fucking serious…?”

[ask-sam-wilson-blog]

“Well…. You did leave the door unlocked… Not my fault……..”

[ask-winter-bucky]

“Alright, you can start running.”

[ask-sam-wilson-blog]

“shitshitshitshitshit”

[ask-tony-snark]

"At least it's not me this time"

[ask-sam-wilson-blog]

I want redwing back

“Uh no. he’s mine”

“go get your own, Stank”

[ask-tony-snark]

"I made it! It's mine. And put it in a cage? That's inhumane the only thing that belongs in a cage around here is you."

[ask-tony-snark]

Did you and Steve made up?

“ things are still a bit teen angst-y between us at the moment”

[ask-captain-steve-blog]

“I was just doing what was right Tony; technically, we were both doing what was right. But I believe we need our freedom of choice if we are to protect our people. You can come to the wedding if you really want to, everybody else is and I don’t want to exclude you like that… it just won’t be all flowers and butterflies between us, and I don’t want that to get in the way of mine and James’ big day” @ask-to

[ask-tony-snark]

"Don't worry miss America I know how to be civil and I don't blame you too much for the way things went down -although as nat put it punching your way out of things wasn't the best idea- I do wish you and wonder boy luck on the big day though and hey I'll even bring a gift maybe a 'Sex For Dummies' book"

[ask-tony-snark]

Are you going to Steve and Bucky's wedding?

“Are you kidding?? That punk killed my parents I’ll probably just send a nice blender maybe install something to short circuit his arm for a few hours..days..”

[ask-the-sokovian-sorceress]

“Tony, if you hurt either of them, I will hurt you. Maybe have you see things for a few days… Months… Years… Who knows? The possibilities are endless~”

[ask-tony-snark]

“I’m sure vision wouldn’t approve of that”

[ask-the-sokovian-sorceress]

“…. I honestly have nothing more to say. Just don’t hurt Bucky.”

[ask-tony-snark]

"Don't worry Stevie would die before I could even think about touching boy wonder"

[ask-tony-snark]

Tony Snark?

“its better than stank”

[ask-the-sokovian-sorceress]

“In my opinion, Stank seems to suit you a lot better.”

[ask-tony-snark]

“In my opinion, witch suits you just fine.”

[ask-the-sokovian-sorceress]

“Why thank you! I find witches and the tales and mysteries quite intriguing. Thanks for the compliment, Toby.”

[ask-natalia-romanoff]

Oh so now you’re making fun of me for calling him Toby on accident huh Wanda? @ask-the-sokovian-sorceress @ask-tony-snark

[ask-the-sokovian-sorceress]

“I’d never dare to make fun of you, Natasha. You’re to awesome, and in my eyes, absolutely flawless. Tony seems to hate your little nickname, that’s why- You know, I’m just gonna stop trying to justify myself.”

[ask-natalia-romanoff]

@ask-the-sokovian-sorceress You really think that about me. *blushes* W-Wanda, that’s so sweet of you. I was just joking by the way…☺️

[ask-the-sokovian-sorceress]

“Yes, you’re physically flawless, and you’re badass. I look up to you a lot. No one and nothing seems to be able to get you down, and I really admire that. I wish I could be the same way.”

[ask-natalia-romanoff]

@ask-the-sokovian-sorceress Wanda, you are a badass already! I mean you felt the death of your brother and you still carried on, I don’t think I’d be able to do that ever. Not only that you’re smart, funny, b-beautiful… *deep breath* I’m-I don’t know how to- okay, *more deep breaths* I’ll shut up before I embarrass you. 😅

[ask-tony-snark]

"Oh my god Natasha showing emotion?? Somebody get this on camera!"

[ask-tony-snark]

Tony Snark?

“its better than stank”

[ask-the-sokovian-sorceress]

“In my opinion, Stank seems to suit you a lot better.”

[ask-tony-snark]

"In my opinion, witch suits you just fine."