Welcome, mortals

I am the god of mischief, Lord of Fire and son of Odin All-father. Or in some stories his blood brother. You mortals never seem to be able to agree on this sort of thing. Gives me a terrible existential headache sometimes I may condescend to give you advice, should I consider your question entertaining enough. Alternatively, I may simply laugh. Any of my children who join me can be found linked below.

[askboxmemes]

Send my character a nightmare and I will tell you if it breaks them.

[thegodofbadassery-deactivated20]

by *sandara

[crimson-sun]

Sorry dad…

[ask-tricksterloki]

I would happily deal with their quarrels if it meant I had my children back again

[holdthepossum]

Loki’s apology

[decky-flamboon-deactivated20140]

“Do not tell my parents”

[ask-tricksterloki]

As much as I find it pleasing that you use time on answering to a minion (as you kindly put it) such as myself, I also find it interesting to imagine you joining the rowdy sining your brother does. It's fine, I wouldn't expect you to do it, but have you ever tried to teach him sing any of the Midgardian songs you prefer? As for myself, yes, of course, I have tried singing, the only problem is that I have no talent for it. Care to point me any good teachers? I'm sure I could trust on your taste.

I only joined my brother and his friends when they gave me no other choice. Since coming to Midgard I have only seen my brother in battle. Although I believe the copy I sent back with him to Asgard, which he believes to be me, has spent the entire journey humming  'This is the song that never ends' although that is probably not exactly 'teaching' it to him.

Ah, my dear minion, natural talent may be a head start, but anyone can develop talent themselves if it is something they desire greatly enough. I have not accepted tuition since I was a mere child, preferring to mimic others until I figure the skill out for myself, so I cannot help you find a teacher.

[ashdizzyc]

loki and lady loki by ~kth

[ask-tricksterloki]

Because I am so very attractive in all my forms *smug*

[brutalsatisfacti0n-deactivated2]

Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.

[ask-tricksterloki]

(I like Loki and I made a little joke. I hope you like it.- submitter)

Tribute from one of my army. Of course, in truth, I am not lonely at all.

Not even a little.

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[geothebio]

[ask-tricksterloki]

Hello, father. Vali is off studying, so I am greeting you for the both of us. How are things? I must say, this "Internet" is fascinating. If you see Uncle Thor, would you be so kind as to ask him to bring us some of the things called "poptarts"?

Narfi! It is wonderful to hear from you. Please do forgive my long absence, I was in a minor disagreement with your uncle.And why are you not studying also? You must not waste the superior intellect I bestowed upon you!Yes, this internet has fascinated me also, the mortals who populate it are so eager to swear themselves to me! As for the poptarts... it would be best if you asked your uncle yourselves. I believe that if he saw me at this current time, it would not go well for either of us...

[ask-tricksterloki]

Hello, my lord. *curtsy* I heard once that your children were taken away from you, is this true? Do you ever get to see or speak to them? (Outside of the internet, I mean.)

I... do not. In truth I do not even know where my Fenrir is. Odin hid him from me, and placed barriers to stop me getting near Jor. My darling little Hel resides in Niflheim. I have seen her once since she was banished there, but I had to die in order to do so. She forbade me from visiting her, to protect me. I have seen Sleipnir a few times since I bore him, but I was never permitted to talk to him.

The only children who were not taken from me were Vali and Narfi. Instead, I am barred from returning to Asgard, where they dwell, unless I am content to be dragged back like a criminal, instead of the Prince of Asgard that I am.And the All-Father wonders why I am prophesied to bring about Ragnarok...

[ask-tricksterloki]

How is your personality or great god?

I will presume this was supposed to be 'oh great god'And as for my personality? Superior in every way. Of course.

[ask-tricksterloki]

Destroyed the people as instructed. Thank you my lord. Too often people have judged me and cast me out because I like to destroy things. I have a purpose now... ooooh a fence *destroys* - Destructive Anon

I feel as though I have released a monster...GO, MY PET GREY-MASKED MONSTER, DESTROY TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT!

[ask-tricksterloki]

Let's cause some mischief together ;-)

Are you implying that I would need HELP in order to cause mischief? Begone with you, mysterious grey-masked one, and never darken the steps of my throne with such allegations again!

[ask-tricksterloki]

My lord, I will! Though, in the last day I have managed to trip some people! They weren't even expecting it. *smirks*

You are truly a trickster-in-training. Congratulations.

[ask-tricksterloki]

*tries hard to keep a steady face, not to blush or start pulling into a smirk* Dear Loki, my Lord. I'm happy to join your army, as it happens, if it isn't too late (I haven't checked the latest posts yet, been reading the first ones: my, you have been working hard :'D). And I find it most entertaining that you have this blog, and as it happens, I have a question for you: do you enjoy singing? *poker-face fails: replaced by a full smirk*

And I am very glad to have you as a minion. May I particularly compliment you on your url, as it shows fine taste. Of course, I already know you have impeccable taste, as you have chosen to join my army. I have to say, I prefer listening to song, rather than participating myself. Although, this may be due to the types of song I am used to. Joining the drunken wailing of my brother and his friends held no appeal for me. Some of the songs I hear on Midgard, however, have a much more pleasing sound. And you, dear minion? Do you enjoy singing?