Ask Humantale

In which everyone is human. Why? No one is really sure. But they are, and taking your inquiries as well.

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Sans is offline!

“Welp. Was nice with you, but I gotta work the nightshift. See ya!”

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how's everyone's lives going?

“Gonna be real with you here. Everything’s going pretty great, though… I’m feeling like I should watch my back. Like something bad’s about to happen, y’get me, bucko?”

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why is sans so weaired

“Why are you so normal?”

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Sans is online.

“Has been a crazy long time, friendos. Can’t say that I didn’t miss ya.”

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Chara offline

*I wonder what it says about all of you that I’ve come to expect no questions. 

*It’s almost like I need to do something awful before I get any attention around here. 

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wait Chara one questions which kind of chocolate you like?

Milk chocolate is of course the best kind of chocolate. Dark chocolate is okay, but if it’s too dark it gets super bitter and that’s gross. 

And white chocolate? I think you mean white chalk because it’s disgracing the name of chocolate to call that tasteless atrocity “chocolate”. Anyone who likes it is just playing wrong, end of story. 

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Chara is starting school and isn’t happy about it.

I went supplies shopping and got a new haircut for school Monday, which I am dreading with every ounce of my being. 

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Chara is offline

Fine. If nobody’s gonna bother sending in questions, then I’ll go. 

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Chara’s still here!

*Hello? I’m still here! And I would love some questions, as you all have neglected to send me any the last two times I was on...

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Sans is offline.

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“Uh… well you were the one who started talking to me this time, kiddo. But I can tell by the look on your face that you did something terribly wrong again. Are you afraid of having a bad time?”

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*What, are you going to bust me for having dessert before dinner? Sorry, but you’re gonna have to try harder than that. I haven’t done anything that anyone needs you for. 

*So go do whatever you came here to do and leave me alone. 

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“Well someone’s gotta teach you what’s right and whats wro… oops, I spilled.”

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*Nice.

*So what do you want? You don’t tend to talk to me without a reason for it.

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“Uh... well you were the one who started talking to me this time, kiddo. But I can tell by the look on your face that you did something terribly wrong again. Are you afraid of having a bad time?”

[ask-undertale-humans]

“Well someone’s gotta teach you what’s right and whats wro… oops, I spilled.”

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*Nice.

*So what do you want? You don’t tend to talk to me without a reason for it.

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*Ew, what are you doing here?

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“Oh y’know kid… just slacking off. Gonna ignore how much you dislike me.”

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* And whoever said that? Just when you’re here, I get into trouble- It’s a pattern.

* So forgive me for being wary. 

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“…I think that’s because most of the time you should be getting in trouble for the stuff you do, kid.”

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* I guess.

*But hey, Everyone failed that test, forgive me for trying to cheat.

[ask-undertale-humans]

“Well someone’s gotta teach you what’s right and whats wro... oops, I spilled.”

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*Ew, what are you doing here?

[ask-undertale-humans]

“Oh y’know kid… just slacking off. Gonna ignore how much you dislike me.”

[ask-undertale-humans]

* And whoever said that? Just when you’re here, I get into trouble- It’s a pattern.

* So forgive me for being wary. 

[ask-undertale-humans]

“…I think that’s because most of the time you should be getting in trouble for the stuff you do, kid.”

[ask-undertale-humans]

* I guess.

*But hey, Everyone failed that test, forgive me for trying to cheat.

[ask-undertale-humans]

*Ew, what are you doing here?

[ask-undertale-humans]

“Oh y’know kid… just slacking off. Gonna ignore how much you dislike me.”

[ask-undertale-humans]

* And whoever said that? Just when you’re here, I get into trouble- It’s a pattern.

* So forgive me for being wary. 

[ask-undertale-humans]

“...I think that’s because most of the time you should be getting in trouble for the stuff you do, kid.”

[ask-undertale-humans]

*Ew, what are you doing here?

[ask-undertale-humans]

“Oh y’know kid… just slacking off. Gonna ignore how much you dislike me.”

[ask-undertale-humans]

* And whoever said that? Just when you’re here, I get into trouble- It’s a pattern.

* So forgive me for being wary.