Stereotypes of (nearly) every Italian region
These are just stereotypes, not my personal opinion.
I wanna thank all those followers who sent me suggestions.
Abruzzo: They serve to their guests huge meals that could go on even the whole day. Earthquakes.
Aosta Valley: Don’t you mean France? Very smol. Mountains and snow.
Apulia: Nice cheerful people, they are less “southern” than the other southerners. They love dancing and partying and they take everything easy.
Basilicata: No one knows anything about Basilicata.
Calabria: Extremely stubborn and irritable people with a funny accent and no sense of humour / self-irony. Their food is really spicy such like ‘nduja.
Campania: People are really loud, expansive, flashy and chatty but also dishonest. They are thieves and horrible drivers, even worse than Romans (three/four on a motor-scooter, no one stops at the traffic light, stuff like that) and do not follow any rule. The women are very touchy and unfaithful. They have tomatoes and mozzarella di bufala.
Emilia-Romagna: Communists, hospitable people, good sellers and hard workers. The women are easy and curvy. They eat la piadeina and say “ ve’ ” too much at the end of . They are the only ones who know the difference between Emilia and Romagna. Bless prosciutti, grana and parmigiano.
Friuli-Venezia Giulia: See Veneto but less rude than people from Veneto.
Lazio: There are Rome and er colosseo. People there speak a mixture of their dialect and Italian. They are bumpkins/yokels or tamarri (naff).Those who belong to the second group are from Rome. They think they’re the best but are loud, messy, chaotic. They are chavs. Horrible drivers that invent the most creative ways to park their cars.
Liguria: Ligurians are really avaricious and rude to tourists (especially those who come from Milan). They are really jealous of their pesto and focaccia. Too many floods. You’ll find Genoa one of the best cities in Italy or one of the worst, there is no between. Abuse of the word “belin”. Beppe Grillo.
Lombardy: Everyone is snob, finicky and was born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Half of them consists Northern League’s supporters, the other half is very ashamed of the Northern League, those pretty likely are vegan and eat only biological food.They think they’re better than anybody else in Italy.
Marche: “Better a corpse in your house than a person from Marche at your door” is all I know.
Molise: No one knows nothing about Molise. Some say it’s not real.
Piedmont: Piedmont is a lot like France. People are really nice but often false and are avaricious (not as much as genoese people though). They eat a lot of polenta. Everyone works for FIAT or is a farmer or makes chocolate. Gianduiotti good gianduiotti.
Sicily: All Sicilians are members of Mafia and they are obsessed with honour. Men are really jealous and possessive and have. Sicilians take it easy. Their meals go on for hours. They either are almost black or pale with blonde hair, no between. Weird relationship with guns and shotguns. Oranges 10/10.
Sardinia: Underdeveloped. Everyone speaks like Yoda. All Sardinians are sheeps or old sheperds who fuck sheeps. Sardinian dialect is in comprehensible. Wanna be independent but no one actually cares.
Trentino-South Tyrol: German wannabes, hard workers who speak German. Mountains and snow.
Tuscany: They have the sexiest accent and like to remind everyone that they have “invented” the Italian language. Many comedians are from there. They are arrogant and shambolic people and boot-lickers. Communists. So many blasphemies in the air.
Umbria: Smol, baci perugina and Don Matteo.
Veneto: Racist people, boozers, so many blasphemies. They are narrow-minded people and often speak only their dialect. Everyone supports Northern League. They assert they have invented the Spritz (so do people from Friuli). To them everyone who lives to the south of the Po is a terrone.
germansingergirl
2087
origamiaround
blakekathryn
tankhall
