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Our age of strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is collapsing

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💬 0 🔁 12 ❤️ 58 · I cannot draw for shit so please accept this text post for the Qui-Gon Lives Universe but imagine it as a comic: Dooku,

@paleoleigh I know this is super late (and perhaps someone else has made it) but I hope this is to your liking ^^

PS: I love your fics

rainydaydecaf

The Hobbit movies would have been vastly improved by going the same route as the The Princess Bride movie

Just constant cuts to the future with Frodo chiming in as Bilbo tells the story to be like “that’s not how you told it when I was little!” and “wait, you never mentioned these orcs chasing you!”

And Bilbo hems and haws like “well, I didn’t want to scare the children” etc and we see the same scene get replayed multiple times with slight variations as Frodo and Bilbo bicker about the details of what actually happened

(And then we can do an extra gut-punch at the end where Bilbo tells the little kids “yeah, the dwarves were all fine, nobody died, they recovered from their wounds and went on to rule the kingdom” and maybe we get a glimpse of a universe where that happened… but Bilbo turns away as soon as the children are gone and stared out the window while he relives the truth all over again 😭)

blckbnnt

Saw this tweet and immediately thought of him

rutobuka2

thorin must be comforted after nightmares in this house 😤💕

shannon1517

Thorin enjoys life in the Shire. Bilbo enjoys Thorin

harezay

bilbo and the idiot brothers

toki-like-eat-kfc

Bedtime routine as a married couple

wltsquareih

Random sketches for today

kelltonic

Thorin, talking about elves: ugh, I hate those pointy-eared freaks.

Bilbo, suddenly very insecure of his pointed-ears: …

Thorin: what’s wrong?

Bilbo, hesitantly pointing towards his ears.

Thorin: …I’m going to have to erase one of the most common insults from my people’s vocabulary.

ibupro-atyappin

Girl dad and boy dad Bagginshield ily

Extra family stuff:

spiltm3lk

Heeyyyyyy Happy Valentine’s Day!! Sorry for disappearing I got busy but I HAVE THINGS PLANNED TRUST U GUYS

Anyway take this bagginshield I don’t think there is enough fanart of Thorin being kissed and he’s a pretty princess, someone (Bilbo) should kiss that guy! Not to worry I shall do it myself!

mo0nbugs

To pass the time on long rides, Bilbo starts absent-mindedly braiding Myrtles mane. He does it almost subconsciously and is completely unaware of all the dwarf eyes keenly watching him.

Because they're good braids, some of them quite complicated and no one can understand just how he knows how to do that.

The only conclusion they could come to is that the hobbit must have a paramour back in The Shire, some long-haired lass who he spoils with pretty love-braids.

Thorins temper had been truly foul after Balin had proposed the theory out loud.

After weeks of Thorin sulking, it was ever curious: Ori, who finally asked where Bilbo had learned such intrecate braid work.

Bilbo then flushed and embaressedly explained that he'd learned it from competitive pie decorating.