Hi, how are you? I ask something easy so you can get a little training in all that.
What is your favourite colour?
“A-alright! First question, and that is actually easy— comically so even, so yeah— I'm doing alright, better than alright! Good even...?"
"A-Anyways my favorite color is-?”
“B–blue! I mean— NO, not— not blue, I don’t— I don’t even like blue like that, it was just— it just flew out of my mouth because of the whole water thing and my brain went ‘oh yeah, that makes sense’ but it actually doesn’t, it really doesn’t, I swear I’m not the kind of guy who’s like ‘my powers are water so clearly I adore the color blue,’ that’s— that’s weird, that’s like… branding? That’s like having a theme. I don’t have a theme. I mean I should have a theme but I don’t— oh my god, why am I still talking— anyway it’s not blue, it’s— it’s something else, I don’t even know what I was trying to say, my tongue just staged a mutiny— ”
(Waterboy has his face in his hands)
"..."
"How the hell did you fuck that up?"
"Damn bitchboy, that was actually sad. Unreal levels of pathetic."
" H-hey can you um please not call me that- you said- we talked about-"
(The three are bickering amongst themselves....they're going to be awhile.)
(His favorite color is yellow by the way.)