Kono Teido Ka

Don't touch me.

{He will feel the same pain; but I will make it a hundred times more excruciating.}

I will not hesitate to punch you if you keep bothering me.

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*rattling mouth noises*

...???

I will not hesitate to punch you if you keep bothering me.

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[DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH]

I am getting a strange vibe from this machine and I agree with it.

The only sentence for such a crime is death.

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Send in a 🤔 to see a current thought in my muse’s head.

See what my muse is thinking about!

“I bet people are all over you.” - McWrite

No. If they try anything, I spread them against the wall.

I reckon’ that’s one way to react.

My business is nobody’s business.

That’s fair, yeah, but ain’t it lonely?

I don’t get lonely. Not anymore.

‘Anymore’? There’s gotta be a story behind that.

You’re a writer, right?

That I am.

Then forget it. There’s no way to trust you.

Hey now..! I’m a trustworthy writer, unlike those other fellows!

I'm sure any writer would go to any length to get material -- even if it means acting like they are trustworthy.

“I bet people are all over you.” - McWrite

No. If they try anything, I spread them against the wall.

I reckon’ that’s one way to react.

My business is nobody’s business.

That’s fair, yeah, but ain’t it lonely?

I don’t get lonely. Not anymore.

‘Anymore’? There’s gotta be a story behind that.

You’re a writer, right?

That I am.

Then forget it. There's no way to trust you.

“I bet people are all over you.” - McWrite

No. If they try anything, I spread them against the wall.

I reckon’ that’s one way to react.

My business is nobody’s business.

That’s fair, yeah, but ain’t it lonely?

I don’t get lonely. Not anymore.

‘Anymore’? There’s gotta be a story behind that.

You're a writer, right?

“I bet people are all over you.” - McWrite

No. If they try anything, I spread them against the wall.

I reckon’ that’s one way to react.

My business is nobody’s business.

That’s fair, yeah, but ain’t it lonely?

I don't get lonely. Not anymore.

“I bet people are all over you.” - McWrite

No. If they try anything, I spread them against the wall.

I reckon’ that’s one way to react.

My business is nobody's business.

“I bet people are all over you.” - McWrite

No. If they try anything, I spread them against the wall.

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RP starters: Flirting ( + responses to it. )

“You come here often?”

“Can I offer you a drink?”

“So.. You expecting someone?”

“Do you need a place to stay for tonight?”

“I gotta tell you… you look incredibly hot.”

“Do you want to dance with me?”

“Look at us… we are basically a couple already.”

“I bet you would look even better without your clothes on.”

“Are you single? Just asking.”

“You’re the most beautiful person I have ever encountered.”

“What would you say if you and me would go somewhere else?”

“I love the way you’re dressed.”

“Do I have any chances with you?”

“Do you have anything better to do later?”

“Can I get your phone number?”

“You seem like a bad boy/girl/person type.”

“I can do whatever you want, babe.”

“You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.”

“I bet guys/gals/people are all over you.”

“You should be a model.”

“Are you… trying to flirt with me?”

“Maybe if I get a free drink I can consider talking to you.”

“That won’t work. Try again.”

“Oh my god, did you just say that out loud?”

“I’m waiting for someone. However, you can amuse me in the meanwhile.”

“You don’t look so bad yourself.”

“I thought you were taken.”

“So, have you flirted with every girl/boy/one in this bar yet?”

“Do I look like someone who seems interested in you?”

“Compliments won’t pay my drinks.”

If you have no purpose in life, then you might as well die.