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Ask blog for Wildfire, a Transformers OC. Shitpost is something normal here...

[pierrotdoesnteat]

positivity train!

if you see this or are tagged in it, tag a couple of your favorite mutuals/blogs and let them know you appreciate seeing them on your dash!

@h0neysugarfree @blueberrylovv @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @cherri-bomb-bomb @eg0mechan1c @fatrexicisback

[too-many-beloveds]

@smokey-prime9000

@decoy-sammy

@tide-draws-stuff

[smokey-prime9000]

@slow1wn @ask-tfone-optimus @ask-tfone-megatron @dragonsgirl572 @too-many-beloveds

[i-am-minding-my-own]

@ask-tfa-optimus @silenceofthewave @lord-starscream @ask-tfo-shockwave @microlik @primuses-least-favorite-child @smokey-prime9000

[hyperfixations-a-plenty]

@tf-ore @tf-titania @ask-elitaone

[allsparkbox-tfrp]

Thanks you're a real one

Probably already tagged but hh

@tf-titania @microlik @ask-glory-haddock-and-others @ask-wildfire @ask-the-raiders-tf

[ask-wildfire]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ask-wildfire]

"Hello dear, my name is Cyberella. Think of me as some 'fairy godmother' type femme or something and I can grant any wish you want"

- Cyberella (@ladycyberella)

"Fairy godmother...? Aha!! Alright, eh... uhh... I want to get a super cool arm cannon!!"

[ladycyberella]

She nods as she takes out her wand and taps his arm, which magically gives them a brand new arm cannon

"Anything else dear?"

[ask-wildfire]

"I want to eat real chocolate with @tf-ore!!"

They play with the arm cannon, shooting to the skies like a little child.

[ladycyberella]

She taps her wand again and a pile of chocolate appears.

"What would you like to eat first? Milk, white, dark, caramel, cookies and cream or something brand new?"

[ask-wildfire]

"Heck, white of course!!"

They just take white chocolate out of the pile.

"How do- how do i eat thissssss...?"

[ask-wildfire]

"Hello dear, my name is Cyberella. Think of me as some 'fairy godmother' type femme or something and I can grant any wish you want"

- Cyberella (@ladycyberella)

"Fairy godmother...? Aha!! Alright, eh... uhh... I want to get a super cool arm cannon!!"

[ladycyberella]

She nods as she takes out her wand and taps his arm, which magically gives them a brand new arm cannon

"Anything else dear?"

[ask-wildfire]

"I want to eat real chocolate with @tf-ore!!"

They play with the arm cannon, shooting to the skies like a little child.

[ask-wildfire]

"Hello dear, my name is Cyberella. Think of me as some 'fairy godmother' type femme or something and I can grant any wish you want"

- Cyberella (@ladycyberella)

"Fairy godmother...? Aha!! Alright, eh... uhh... I want to get a super cool arm cannon!!"

[ask-wildfire]

How's it hanging?

- @tf-ore

"IMEANLET'SGOTOIACONRIGHTNOW-- HEY, YOU SCARED ME- Nevermind. I'm FIIIIINEEE."

She sighs, crossing her arms.

[allsparkbox-tfrp]

{ooc-rushed doodle, but congrats to @primuses-least-favorite-child for their 100 posts, O-43 is always up for a drink but they are a lightweight lmao-)

[hyperfixations-a-plenty]

{OOC-YOOOOO YOU GOT THE HIGHGRADE! LET'S FRAGGING GOOOOOOOO}

[allsparkbox-tfrp]

"Who wants fraggin forget and make bad choices for a sec!!"

"....just dont ask how I got it- and be warned its pretty strong."

@ask-wildfire @ask-elitaone @tf-titania @ask-tfone-megatron

[i-am-minding-my-own]

What is this?

[ask-wildfire]

"Drink this instead, your circuits die for a while when you drink that."

I had to make this post a meme.

[allsparkbox-tfrp]

Wildfire breaks in, getting through the vents.

"PSSST 'SPARKLING' BAHAHAHAHAH!!"

"... Seriously, came here to say, do you want to sneak in to Iacon? Oh- FAKE MY ENGRAVING TOO FAKE MY ENGRAVING TOO!"

@ask-wildfire

(jumps like a cat when startled)

"uuuUAAAH- huh...so thats what its like to be startled...hey- I am NOT a sparkling!" (huffs) "rude..anyway'

"Iacon?.....I dunno that place isn't kind to minicons from what i remember....i don't want to be kicked around...plus wouldn't Megatron be mad if we go to enemy territory??"

"but I can definitely help you fake your engraving! Let me get the glue-

[ask-wildfire]

"Nah, that miner can´t do anything. Specially when i´m 1 inch taller and you uh... uh..."

Wildfire looks down at O-43... yeah. They were small :sob: .

"Yeah i want to fake my engraving. I LOVE FAKING MY uhhh how was that called. INSIGNIAAAA... I LOVE FAKING THE STOLEN FACE OF MEGATRONOUS!!"

[allsparkbox-tfrp]

(A little suprised by their energy but relaxes hesitantly)

"......hm....well I'll go on the condition we stay hidden obviously- we don't want to be spotted or something...."

(Finds the glue and gets closer to them)

"Could you get lower....I can't reach you-"

[ask-wildfire]

"Urghh... fine."

Wildfire sits on the ground.

[allsparkbox-tfrp]

"Thanks..."

(Gluing on the Decepticon insignia...)

"So, how come you're not getting your Decepticon insignia branded?...just curious."

[ask-wildfire]

"Hating that miner is an answer?"

"Not really i was a miner HAHAHAH-... an "i don´t want to be a Decepticon forever" is a valid answer? Weh... i hope Megatron doesn´t find out."

[allsparkbox-tfrp]

(Glueing the insignia, as they're lost in thought before talking.)

"Well if you don't wanna be one forever why are you one now?"

"At least I know I'm not the only one who's reluctant about this..."

(Finishes glueing)

"Done."

[ask-wildfire]

"No idea. Whe, thanks!!"

[allsparkbox-tfrp]

Wildfire breaks in, getting through the vents.

"PSSST 'SPARKLING' BAHAHAHAHAH!!"

"... Seriously, came here to say, do you want to sneak in to Iacon? Oh- FAKE MY ENGRAVING TOO FAKE MY ENGRAVING TOO!"

@ask-wildfire

(jumps like a cat when startled)

"uuuUAAAH- huh...so thats what its like to be startled...hey- I am NOT a sparkling!" (huffs) "rude..anyway'

"Iacon?.....I dunno that place isn't kind to minicons from what i remember....i don't want to be kicked around...plus wouldn't Megatron be mad if we go to enemy territory??"

"but I can definitely help you fake your engraving! Let me get the glue-

[ask-wildfire]

"Nah, that miner can´t do anything. Specially when i´m 1 inch taller and you uh... uh..."

Wildfire looks down at O-43... yeah. They were small :sob: .

"Yeah i want to fake my engraving. I LOVE FAKING MY uhhh how was that called. INSIGNIAAAA... I LOVE FAKING THE STOLEN FACE OF MEGATRONOUS!!"

[allsparkbox-tfrp]

(A little suprised by their energy but relaxes hesitantly)

"......hm....well I'll go on the condition we stay hidden obviously- we don't want to be spotted or something...."

(Finds the glue and gets closer to them)

"Could you get lower....I can't reach you-"

[ask-wildfire]

"Urghh... fine."

Wildfire sits on the ground.

[allsparkbox-tfrp]

"Thanks..."

(Gluing on the Decepticon insignia...)

"So, how come you're not getting your Decepticon insignia branded?...just curious."

[ask-wildfire]

"Hating that miner is an answer?"

"Not really i was a miner HAHAHAH-... an "i don´t want to be a Decepticon forever" is a valid answer? Weh... i hope Megatron doesn´t find out."

[allsparkbox-tfrp]

Wildfire breaks in, getting through the vents.

"PSSST 'SPARKLING' BAHAHAHAHAH!!"

"... Seriously, came here to say, do you want to sneak in to Iacon? Oh- FAKE MY ENGRAVING TOO FAKE MY ENGRAVING TOO!"

@ask-wildfire

(jumps like a cat when startled)

"uuuUAAAH- huh...so thats what its like to be startled...hey- I am NOT a sparkling!" (huffs) "rude..anyway'

"Iacon?.....I dunno that place isn't kind to minicons from what i remember....i don't want to be kicked around...plus wouldn't Megatron be mad if we go to enemy territory??"

"but I can definitely help you fake your engraving! Let me get the glue-

[ask-wildfire]

"Nah, that miner can´t do anything. Specially when i´m 1 inch taller and you uh... uh..."

Wildfire looks down at O-43... yeah. They were small :sob: .

"Yeah i want to fake my engraving. I LOVE FAKING MY uhhh how was that called. INSIGNIAAAA... I LOVE FAKING THE STOLEN FACE OF MEGATRONOUS!!"

[allsparkbox-tfrp]

(A little suprised by their energy but relaxes hesitantly)

"......hm....well I'll go on the condition we stay hidden obviously- we don't want to be spotted or something...."

(Finds the glue and gets closer to them)

"Could you get lower....I can't reach you-"

[ask-wildfire]

"Urghh... fine."

Wildfire sits on the ground.

[allsparkbox-tfrp]

Wildfire breaks in, getting through the vents.

"PSSST 'SPARKLING' BAHAHAHAHAH!!"

"... Seriously, came here to say, do you want to sneak in to Iacon? Oh- FAKE MY ENGRAVING TOO FAKE MY ENGRAVING TOO!"

@ask-wildfire

(jumps like a cat when startled)

"uuuUAAAH- huh...so thats what its like to be startled...hey- I am NOT a sparkling!" (huffs) "rude..anyway'

"Iacon?.....I dunno that place isn't kind to minicons from what i remember....i don't want to be kicked around...plus wouldn't Megatron be mad if we go to enemy territory??"

"but I can definitely help you fake your engraving! Let me get the glue-

[ask-wildfire]

"Nah, that miner can´t do anything. Specially when i´m 1 inch taller and you uh... uh..."

Wildfire looks down at O-43... yeah. They were small :sob: .

"Yeah i want to fake my engraving. I LOVE FAKING MY uhhh how was that called. INSIGNIAAAA... I LOVE FAKING THE STOLEN FACE OF MEGATRONOUS!!"

[hyperfixations-a-plenty]

Greetings Megatronous. My name is Megatron and I am the current leader of the formal higher guard members.

It has come to my attention that you are in dire need for answers after your awakening?

You are correct, megatron. Many things seemed to have happened during my temporary deactivation

My first question is, what is your relationship with the new prime optimus?

My second is why are so many of the high guard members branded with my faceplate...

And third, what is your motive for using my name and face...

[i-am-minding-my-own]

I see.. all right. A bot's query should be quenched.

Once brothers-in-arms, I and Optimus Prime (Orion Pax) used to share a deep bond as having the same origin as miners. All though if your inquiry is over our current status I will respond with our different ideologies and values has driven us apart, sparking a bitter rivalry.

As for the motives of using your designation, it holds significance as a legendary champion among primes on Cybertron. Despite your agonising doom in the servos of that glitch I seek to reclaim and redefine my own legacy. This rebranding emphasizes my transformation into a powerful leader worthy of leading Cybertron and its people into a better future without the presence of any false prophets.

And that insignia represents strength, resilience, and dominance to us all and hence why I and most of the high guards you have encountered so far have worn it as a badge of honor, signifying our rise to power.

Your name and insignia has fed my vanity, solidifying my self-image as a legendary leader for any visual optics.

Anything else?

[hyperfixations-a-plenty]

Yes, one last thing...

I request a duel.

If you are to be the successor and rival of a prime, you be capable of fighting one.

[i-am-minding-my-own]

Very well. But I am imposing one condition.

If I win. You will join us and will serve me.

If you win. You will not be forced but I will prefer to be mentored by you for possessing dexterity in combat.

[hyperfixations-a-plenty]

You have a deal, megatron

[allsparkbox-tfrp]

".....does anyone wanna do a bet?"

"(Personally I hope Megatronous wins...)"

@tf-titania @ask-wildfire

[ask-wildfire]

"I´m NOT rooting for Megatron despite being the leader."

"I BET YOU 56 ENERGON CUBES MEGATRONOUS WINS!!"

"Holy Primus he´s gonna fire me."

"GO GO WHEN´S THE DUEL HAPPENING?!"

[hyperfixations-a-plenty]

RIG(on the arena speakers): On the north end of the arena, we have: MEGATRONUS! Former prime and general of the Iacon military!

On the south end of the arena, we have: MEGATRON! Former miner and new captain of the high guard!

*megatronus draws his spear and grabs a shield(can't transform his arm into one because of "missing" t-cog)*

[ask-wildfire]

"SHUT UP RAIDERS INTELLIGENCE GATHERER!!"

[ask-elitaone]

no wake up the monoboob twink he doesnt get to enjoy his nap

Wildfire points to the strange shadows that presuntly shot Shockwave. Their movements aren't clear so the seeker just shouts.

"THEY'RE EATING THE ENERGON THEY'RE EATING THE ENERGON" /ref

[hyperfixations-a-plenty]

All three: WE AINT EATING NOBODY'S ENERGON BUT OUR OWN SUPPLY!

[ask-wildfire]

"LIES!! LIES!!"

[hyperfixations-a-plenty]

ROFT: We're raiders not gluttons you scraplet!

He chucks an energon cube at wildfires helm

ROC: RIG, I thought I told you to get them in the shuttle!

RIG: I am, but the purple one with the gun arm is heavy!

[ask-wildfire]

Wildfire randomly eats the Energon cube (i kid you not LAHFJAKKSIDJS) and keeps shouting at lil @lord-starscream

"THEY'RE FUCKING STEALING THAT PURPLE BLANKET YOU FOUND IN THE TRASH"

"THEY'RE KIDNAPPING THE ENERGON THEY'RE KIDNAPPING THE WAVES THEY'RE KIDNAPPING THE SHOTGUNS!!"

i love referencing "they're eating the cats they're eating the dogs they're eating the pets"

[hyperfixations-a-plenty]

ROC: FUCK IT, YOUR COMONG WITH US!

Wildfire is s n a t c h e d and yeeted into the shuttle by ROC

[ask-wildfire]

"FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

[hyperfixations-a-plenty]

Greetings Megatronous. My name is Megatron and I am the current leader of the formal higher guard members.

It has come to my attention that you are in dire need for answers after your awakening?

You are correct, megatron. Many things seemed to have happened during my temporary deactivation

My first question is, what is your relationship with the new prime optimus?

My second is why are so many of the high guard members branded with my faceplate...

And third, what is your motive for using my name and face...

[i-am-minding-my-own]

I see.. all right. A bot's query should be quenched.

Once brothers-in-arms, I and Optimus Prime (Orion Pax) used to share a deep bond as having the same origin as miners. All though if your inquiry is over our current status I will respond with our different ideologies and values has driven us apart, sparking a bitter rivalry.

As for the motives of using your designation, it holds significance as a legendary champion among primes on Cybertron. Despite your agonising doom in the servos of that glitch I seek to reclaim and redefine my own legacy. This rebranding emphasizes my transformation into a powerful leader worthy of leading Cybertron and its people into a better future without the presence of any false prophets.

And that insignia represents strength, resilience, and dominance to us all and hence why I and most of the high guards you have encountered so far have worn it as a badge of honor, signifying our rise to power.

Your name and insignia has fed my vanity, solidifying my self-image as a legendary leader for any visual optics.

Anything else?

[hyperfixations-a-plenty]

Yes, one last thing...

I request a duel.

If you are to be the successor and rival of a prime, you be capable of fighting one.

[i-am-minding-my-own]

Very well. But I am imposing one condition.

If I win. You will join us and will serve me.

If you win. You will not be forced but I will prefer to be mentored by you for possessing dexterity in combat.

[hyperfixations-a-plenty]

You have a deal, megatron

[allsparkbox-tfrp]

".....does anyone wanna do a bet?"

"(Personally I hope Megatronous wins...)"

@tf-titania @ask-wildfire

[ask-wildfire]

"I´m NOT rooting for Megatron despite being the leader."

"I BET YOU 56 ENERGON CUBES MEGATRONOUS WINS!!"

"Holy Primus he´s gonna fire me."

"GO GO WHEN´S THE DUEL HAPPENING?!"

[ask-elitaone]

no wake up the monoboob twink he doesnt get to enjoy his nap

Wildfire points to the strange shadows that presuntly shot Shockwave. Their movements aren't clear so the seeker just shouts.

"THEY'RE EATING THE ENERGON THEY'RE EATING THE ENERGON" /ref

[hyperfixations-a-plenty]

All three: WE AINT EATING NOBODY'S ENERGON BUT OUR OWN SUPPLY!

[ask-wildfire]

"LIES!! LIES!!"

[hyperfixations-a-plenty]

ROFT: We're raiders not gluttons you scraplet!

He chucks an energon cube at wildfires helm

ROC: RIG, I thought I told you to get them in the shuttle!

RIG: I am, but the purple one with the gun arm is heavy!

[ask-wildfire]

Wildfire randomly eats the Energon cube (i kid you not LAHFJAKKSIDJS) and keeps shouting at lil @lord-starscream

"THEY'RE FUCKING STEALING THAT PURPLE BLANKET YOU FOUND IN THE TRASH"

"THEY'RE KIDNAPPING THE ENERGON THEY'RE KIDNAPPING THE WAVES THEY'RE KIDNAPPING THE SHOTGUNS!!"

i love referencing "they're eating the cats they're eating the dogs they're eating the pets"

[ask-wildfire]

yes i do…you look comfy..verryyy

"WHAT?! HELL NO!!"

[ask-elitaone]

no wake up the monoboob twink he doesnt get to enjoy his nap

Wildfire points to the strange shadows that presuntly shot Shockwave. Their movements aren't clear so the seeker just shouts.

"THEY'RE EATING THE ENERGON THEY'RE EATING THE ENERGON" /ref

[hyperfixations-a-plenty]

All three: WE AINT EATING NOBODY'S ENERGON BUT OUR OWN SUPPLY!

[ask-wildfire]

"LIES!! LIES!!"

[ask-wildfire]

I see you

"No you don't."