A Lobster Man

[askwttshnewy0rk]

Fuck, I'm 400 now

[ask-wttsh-mai-ne]

You're old

[ask-wttsh-vermont]

Mod Lost my spirit with these blogs when the drama started

[askwttshnewy0rk]

NYC: 99 bottles of milk on the wall 99 bottles of milk yeah take one down pass it around 98 bottles of milk on the wall

[ask-geo-rgia]

Savannah: 97 bottles of milk on the wall 97 seven bottles of milk get take one down, pass it around 96 of milk on the wall

[ask-wttsh-connecticut]

New Haven: 96 bottles of milk on the wall 96 bottles of milk you take one down, pass it around 95 bottles of milk on the wall

[ask-wttsh-south-carolina]

Charleston:: 95 bottles of milk on the wall 95 bottles of milk yeah take one down pass it around 94 bottles of milk on the wall

[ask-wttsh-northcarolina]

Charlotte: 94 bottles of milk on the wall 94 bottles of milk yeah take one down pass it around 93 bottles of milk on the wall

[ask-wttsh-massac-husetts]

Boston: 93 bottles of milk on the wall 93 bottles of milk you take one down pass it around 92 bottles of milk on the wall

[ask-wttsh-virginia]

Jamestown: 92 bottles of milk on the wall 92 bottles of milk you take one down, pass it around 91 bottles of milk on the wall

[ask-wttsh-vermont]

Eden: 91 bottles of milk on the wall 91 bottles of milk. you take one down you pass it around 90 bottles of milk on the wall

[ask-wttsh-newhampshire]

Concord: 90 bottles of milk on the wall 90 bottles of milk yeah take one down pass it around 89 bottles of milk on the wall

[ask-wttsh-mai-ne]

Portland :89 bottles of milk on the wall 89 bottles of milk you take one down, pass it around 88 bottles of milk on the wall

[askthefed]

Maine lobsters are cannibals.

Are they?

[ask-wttsh-mai-ne]

Yes, yes they are

[ask-wttsh-mai-ne]

random thing about lobsters from maine

Maine lobsters are cannibals.

The probability of a blue lobster in Maine is low.

[ask-wttsh-minnesota]

Fuck the redcoats

[ask-wttsh-vermont]

Yeah, fuck the redcoats

[ask-wttsh-mai-ne]

Fuck the redcoats

[askwttshnewy0rk]

Next year, I'm turning 400

No, no no I'm lying about my age for now on

[ask-wttsh-mai-ne]

Ha you're old

[askwttshnewy0rk]

Fuck you

[ask-wttsh-mai-ne]

Fuck you too

[askwttshnewy0rk]

Next year, I'm turning 400

No, no no I'm lying about my age for now on

[ask-wttsh-mai-ne]

Ha you're old

[askwttshnewy0rk]

Georgia and I are talking about having a baby

[ask-wttsh-vermont]

Again, why

[askwttshnewy0rk]

Because this time around, I'll get to do things that I never got to do with you guys because they didn't exist those things

[ask-wttsh-vermont]

Like what

[ask-geo-rgia]

Lots of things like teaching them how to ride a bike

[ask-wttsh-vermont]

Good point

What do you do that with the rest of my siblings?

[askwttshnewy0rk]

Yes, but we want to raise a baby together

[ask-wttsh-massac-husetts]

You know, I think it's a good idea, and it would be good for your spoiled little brat of the youngest child

[ask-wttsh-northcarolina]

And if she becomes a big sister, she won't she'll start to win it games instead of losing like she always does

[ask-wttsh-vermont]

Yeah, she does lose a lot but honestly maybe they're just that good

[ask-wttsh-mai-ne]

You're just saying that because last time we all played Monopoly is a Family she went to jail four times

[ask-wttsh-mai-ne]

OK yes but maybe I do actually want my baby sister to win at at least something

[askwttshnewy0rk]

Georgia and I are talking about having a baby

[ask-wttsh-vermont]

Again, why

[askwttshnewy0rk]

Because this time around, I'll get to do things that I never got to do with you guys because they didn't exist those things

[ask-wttsh-vermont]

Like what

[ask-geo-rgia]

Lots of things like teaching them how to ride a bike

[ask-wttsh-vermont]

Good point

What do you do that with the rest of my siblings?

[askwttshnewy0rk]

Yes, but we want to raise a baby together

[ask-wttsh-massac-husetts]

You know, I think it's a good idea, and it would be good for your spoiled little brat of the youngest child

[ask-wttsh-northcarolina]

And if she becomes a big sister, she won't she'll start to win it games instead of losing like she always does

[ask-wttsh-vermont]

Yeah, she does lose a lot but honestly maybe they're just that good

[ask-wttsh-mai-ne]

You're just saying that because last time we all played Monopoly is a Family she went to jail four times

[ask-wttsh-mai-ne]

This is Larry my stuffed lobster

[ask-wttsh-vermont]

Your mama’s boy

Yeah

I know

Why do you think I had a fault with my dad all the time when she died?

I’m a fucking mamas boy and I’m proud of it

[ask-wttsh-mai-ne]

You fault with your dad because your mamas boy

[ask-wttsh-vermont]

Well, at least my mom didn’t drop me when I was a baby

[ask-wttsh-mai-ne]

No, I was it

My mom didn’t drop me

DAD!!!!!!

@ask-wttsh-massac-husetts

[ask-wttsh-massac-husetts]

What?

[ask-wttsh-mai-ne]

Did Mom drop me as a baby?

[ask-wttsh-vermont]

Your mama’s boy

Yeah

I know

Why do you think I had a fault with my dad all the time when she died?

I’m a fucking mamas boy and I’m proud of it

[ask-wttsh-mai-ne]

You fault with your dad because your mamas boy

[ask-wttsh-vermont]

Well, at least my mom didn’t drop me when I was a baby

[ask-wttsh-mai-ne]

No, I was it

My mom didn’t drop me

DAD!!!!!!

@ask-wttsh-massac-husetts

[ask-wttsh-vermont]

Your mama’s boy

Yeah

I know

Why do you think I had a fault with my dad all the time when she died?

I’m a fucking mamas boy and I’m proud of it

[ask-wttsh-mai-ne]

You fault with your dad because your mamas boy

[ask-wttsh-mai-ne]

13

Do you hate anyone at the moment?

New Hampshire

Just because

[thanabony]

Go ahead and ask

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

03: Do you regret anything?

04: Are you insecure?

05: What is your relationship status?

06: How do you want to die?

07: What did you last eat?

08: Played any sports?

09: Do you bite your nails?

10: When was your last physical fight?

11: Do you like someone?

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

14: Do you miss someone?

15: Have any pets?

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

18: Are you scared of spiders?

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

26: What are you craving right now?

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

30: What’s irritating you right now?

31: Does somebody love you?

32: What is your favourite color?

33: Do you have trust issues?

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

51: Favourite food?

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

54: Is cheating ever okay?

55: Are you mean?

56: How many people have you fist fought?

57: Do you believe in true love?

58: Favourite weather?

59: Do you like the snow?

60: Do you wanna get married?

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

62: What makes you happy?

63: Would you change your name?

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

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