I havenāt posted fam quotes in a while so I have a lot prepare urself
āāWho needs knowledge when you have Yuuri in lingerie ficsāā
-i wonder how one makes apple sauce
+Once I asked that to my godfather
~You smash apples
~Obviously
+He said that I had to squeeze the apple
-amazimg
-* s q u e e z e *Ā
āāIām reading gay porn ok I gotta give it my full attentionāā
āāDuck my autocorrector
FUCKāā
āāAlso, Iām about to eat yuuriāā
-Enjoy the vore
+novi no
~ur gonna make baba more mad @ me, honey
-noviembre yes
*what
-NOTHING
+ur name is NOviembre not YESviembre
-FUQ I DRIPPED YUURI
- ;-;
+vore
~DIVORCE
~Wait am I married to novi
-Divorece
-ITS NOT WO R. KI N G
+U KNOW WHATāS NOT WORKING EITHER
+MY LIFE
-Relatable
-FIRST OF ALL
-WHO EATS ICING
+Me
~ALL OF US
*PEOPLE THAT HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THEIR LIVES AND WANT TO DIE
-Americans
*YES
Ā·basically
āānovi, you didnāt even know what was icing 2 minutes agoāā
-SOME * BODY* ONCE TOLD ME
+N O
~THE WORLD
~WAS GONNAĀ
~ROLL ME
~I ANT
~AINT
~FUCK YOU
-FUCC ME
-Wait thereās a lazytown fandom?
+yes
~yes
~lmao
-I knew 2017 was a meme but I didnāt know it was that memed
-WTF
-Iām in this fandom now
āāIāll learn Russian so Iāll know how to ask for mercy when WWIII starts and America fucks upāā
āāOK AS LONG AS U DONāT PUT FOOD IN UR ANUS IāM FINEāā
āāWHY ARE THERE NO DELTASāā
āāWhat type nyāall think I am :3cāā
āāSo i cant join the skeleton warāā
āāiN THE HEIGHTSĀ
SOMETHING SOMETHING MARACASSSSSāā
āāIāll buy bath bombs and lick them
Imma do itāā
āāHOW DOES ONE SPANISHāā
-KIKU STAY OUT OF MY FUCKING SWAMP
+No
+Ćām gonna invade your swamp
+WITH HEXAFLEXAGONS
~FUCC U
-Je suis veux mourir
+Nie mowie po francusku
~Que le follen al francƩs
+Hon hon hon baguette
~Oui oui croissant
āāWhat if the hexaflexagon police comes in asks youāā
-This is supposed to be a channel for spANISH
+I HAVE EXAMS TOMORROW AND IM STRESSED SO IM COPING BY SPAMMING YALL WITH MATH OK
-GUTEN TAG BITCHES
+GLUTEN TUG BENCHES
āāano is the new iiyoāā
-JUST
-SHOVE
-THE DAMN HANDSAW
-UP MY ANUS
+the fuck
~Long story
āāTheres only one other way to make myself sleep other than wait for it to surprise me and thats death or comaāā
āāI got pizza and Iām ready for deathāā
Ā -eVE I AM 14 GET OFF MY DICC
-W/ love <3
+YOURE STILL OLD
-I too, carry a rose in glass around
+I would tho
~Same
-If anything id carry a bag of chips
~S a m e
āāNyaām dead insideāā
āāThat heel is bigger than my futureāā
āāI wear 4 inches boot skull crushing heelsāā
āāWAS THAT FUCKING NECESSARY FOR HUMANITYāā
āāomg siamese cats r evilāā
āāi want longer leggāā
āākISS KISS STAB A HOāā
-W t f
-i prefer not to be insulted today
-What is she, a fuckiNG LITERAL COW
+That would explain why she was so offended by the steak
+youāre eating her cousin
-vore
+and here we go again
āāShit bitch shit shit it bitch it?āā
-iām returning for this car
-*cat
+run nel
-Iāll take the car too though
+run
+Run off with the car and cat
-I wouldnāt get far lmao
+Try your best
~DO IT ANYWAYĀ
-SO pure
+NOT LIKE U AND MEĀ
-TRUE
āāThe only ass to eat is a corn assāā
āāDont yeet at me accept my love you piece of Australian ass
I say with loveāā
āāGo surfing or something
Idk what u do in California all I have is stereotypesāā
-Fucc u I live In dessert
+SAM DRINK THE SAND
+IDK WHY YOU WOULD BUT DO IT
-I HAVE NO CHOICE ANYWAY ALL WE HAVE IS SAND
āāstOP NAMING MEDS WE DONāT HAVE AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE OCEANāā
-Blep
+Blep
~Blep
*Blop
~nO
+WOW EVE
*:)
āāimĀ āāāāāāāstudyingāāāāāāāāāā
āāThat feeling when you have 18 trianglesāā
āāREMUS LUPIN WAS A FURRYāā
āāWe gotta contact the NFA
National Furry Associationāā
āāfun fact i went to a catholic school
so i know how to praise jesus like a pro
i have a degree in praising jesus
ended up going wiccan but i still have my degree okāā
-My friend just informed me that
-Boku no pico is 10 years old
-Happy birth day boku no pico
+WHAT
~I canāt believe its as old as Eve
*Eveās generation is evil
āāI was like texting half the time so I just heard like a lot of noises and saw minimal dickāā
āāyall spanish people have to chillāā
āāI WANT THE ASS PLANTāā
āāThen yell out I was the anti christāā
āāIām reborn Jesus and Iām kicking all of you with a bibleāā
-*i have s i n n e d*
+Stormy you are a sin
-STEp On me
+youāre literally Satan
āāif ur pure then im oprahāā
āāis sucking a Dick half vore since you donāt really eat itāā
-OH YOURE NOT THAT BAD
-COULD BE WORSE
+Considering i wanted real lion porn this is better than other shit
āāPink is one letter away from punkāā
āāOn Russia you donāt eat dick
The dick eats youāā
-Novi tell Eve Im not a furry
+Eve Iām not a furry
-NOVI
+RTAN
~Lmao
~Youāre a furry just accept it
-Ive already recieved a family gang bang its your turn now Eve
+Ryan please
āāLike all fuckijg day my phone has been autocorrwcting to these randkm ass foreing words and now I fucking know why: I have the gucking Polish keyboard onāā
āāShe said, after copying a sex poemāā
āāYOUR FUCKING NAME IS I WANT WEED WHAT THE FUCKāā
āāIām gonna marry a lesbian gay gay lesbian lesbian woman lesbian lesbian gay lesbian lesbians lesbian gay lesbian lesbian gay lesbians lesbian gay gay lesbian woman lesbian lesbian gay lesbian woman lesbians lesbian woman gay gay lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian gay lesbian lesbian lesbian girl woman gay lesbian lesbian gayāā
-What you dont love my terms of affection
+How can you call that a term of affection you just saidĀ āāI want she/he/whatever to vore meāā andĀ āāGive me the good cum daddyāā
-Quiero hacerle cosquillas a tus pelotas
+Why do you want to tickle my balls
-See that one translated correctly
+Tru
-you dont know the half of it
-the damn nsfw server
-has more messages
-Than the general chat
+gOALS
āāI CANāT JUST BE TOLD THEREāS A CAT AND THEN NOT SHOWN THE CATāā
-THE KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR MR KRABS IS IN THERE STANDING AT THE CONCESSION PLOTTING HIS OPRESSION
-I put this in the pron chat bc Mr Krabs is pron
+What
-What
~what the what
āāSOMEONE HELP ME FIND ILLEGAL PLASTIC SURGERYāā
-How does one walk on heels
+One doesnt
-HE LUVS THE CRONCH
+I KNOW THAT
āāU guys being confused over Californian weather is my AESTHETIC tmāā
āāIāve died and revived three days later as the new Jesus reading that postāā
āādid someone lick me off admināā
āāI started humming We Are Number One while I was walking to class Iāve reached the memeximun point in my lifeāā
āāprepare the paint while i wait for the ppl to come and then chinese soldiersāā
āāI am the parent why do you refuse to listen to meāā
āāDo you think
The dad from chicken little
is a baraāā
āāMama Baba Lulu pats A Screaming Hexaflexagonāā
āāIām being attacked
I just wanted to hear about cute crushes
And all i gotĀ
Were mean Sams
Ans shrekāā
āāIām just a musicak trash bagāā
āāSpongebob is gay and none of you will convince me otherwise
###loveisloveāā
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