King George III

Pfp art by @Autumntheultimateroach on Pinterest!!!

[ask-your-darling-king]

Greeting, my loyal, royal subjects!

It is I, your king, King George III, on this wretched app. Praise me, praise me. Yes, yes. I hope you find it in your interests to talk with me, for this is the only place you'll ever be allowed to!~

Your King,

King George III

Mod speaks in orange!

Hi. I'm not linking my main account BC I don't feel like it. This is an ARG, an au.

Okay. About mod:

* is a minor

* she/they

* enjoys Yaoi (necessary info)

* call me 🪶 or Quill on here, ig, as a name coverup. If you happen to recognize me, moots or irl friends, don't say anything.

About this AU:

* well, nothing yet. Quill is still working on it. However, kgiii does reply by letter. Not by interaction. Unless you teleport. Do it.

Tags:

#lore

#anon correspondence

#(name) correspondence

#(character) correspondence

#OOC

Boundaries:

* no Kingbury. Fight me. Georgesquared only. Sorry.

* KGIII is still mentally insane like in history. Don't try to change that.

* keep NSFW to a low. Some is okay, but don't be explicit.

* magic asks are a-okay!!!

* in character interactions are BEAUTIFUL. Please. Anyone. DM if you are scared, but please. And if your a gwash comfortable with shipping... 🥹🙏

* everything else I hope is common sense

The George Washington for this au: @general-g-wash 🫡🫡

A anon that seems to frequently interact, blogless (though I have my suspicions 🧐🧐.......) : 🐣anon. No particular relationship with king George yet, but they're here.

With all that concluded, happy asking!

[ask-your-darling-king]

Here have some ice cream

To sirburr,

Thank you, I suppose.

Your king,

King George III

[ask-your-darling-king]

Dear King George III,

How do you feel about people shipping you and General Washington?

- 🌗

To 🌗,

I don't understand it. And I feel it is offensive not only to us, but to our wives...

Your king,

King George III

[ask-your-darling-king]

alr alr i have a question

if my boyfriend SAYS he loves me but wont send a fully armed battalion to remind me of his love…..

should i break up with him???

To anonymous,

COMPLETELY. If he won't send a fully armed battalion to remind you of his love, he clearly doesn't love you enough.

Your king,

King George III

[ask-your-darling-king]

yk if I had a wig like you I'd probably be powerful and fancy too. unfortunately, I'm too broke for fancy curly wigs :p

-🐣

To 🐣,

That must suck for you?

Your king,

King George III

[ask-your-darling-king]

To King George III,

It's been a while since I've sent something but I also can't really think of anything to say as of right now so how's the war with the colonies going?

- 🌗

To 🌗,

It's going quite well, from what I have been informed lately.

Your King,

King George III

[ask-your-darling-king]

this cat. is sad bbevause of yuo…

die

To urlocalfanartlover,

What did I do :[

Your king,

King George III

[ask-your-darling-king]

To King George III,

It seems like no one’s sent anything in a few days which isn’t technically of note as im sure they’re either busy, or have sent some kind of ask but you yourself* are busy and haven’t gotten the opportunity to answer but it’s weird not seeing any notifications/updates from you, as usually you’re very active on here, so how are you? Has anything interesting happened as of late?

- 🌗

[p.s. *im more referring to mod potentially being too busy to answer asks but for the sake of being ‘in character’ so to speak it’s said like kgiii is busy]

To 🌗,

I have been slightly busy with war issues, but I am more free now. I am well, thank you.

Your king,

King George III

[ask-your-darling-king]

ive got my last evil exam on Monday </3

then I have to design a shirt or something, idk.

🐣

To 🐣,

That's good. Have fun designing a shirt.

Your king,

King George III

[I'm done with super evil exams but I have super evil science fair]

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To King George III,

NINE KIDS???? Oh my god your poor wife. I couldn’t imagine having to give birth that many times. I hope you show her s proper amount of love and appreciation.

Anyways, give the Queen my regards.

- 🌗

To 🌗,

She does get the amount of love she deserves. She's the best thing that could've ever happened to me.

Your king,

King George III

[ask-your-darling-king]

i think you're a good dad. you seem fatherly. like if i was your child id tell you how my day was and not jut say "fine" to end the conversation.

-🐣

To 🐣,

Thank you, I think.

[ask-your-darling-king]

NINE IS STILL A LOT BRO HOW DO YOU HANDLE SO MANY?? 😭

To anonymous,

They're all absolute angels :D

Your king,

King George III

[ask-your-darling-king]

Bro how many kids do you HAVE!?

*counts on fingers* 13.. 14.. FIFTEEN!?

And all within TWENTY YEARS!? Thats a child about every SIXTEEN MONTHS!

THATS TOO MANY KIDS

You and Queen Charlotte be getting on like rabbits 😭

To anonymous,

Well we only have 9 now, so you've clearly counted wrong, but not nearly too many :]

Your king,

King George III

[ask-your-darling-king]

bro. have you ever seen a baby boar? you should. they look like beans.

-🐣

To 🐣,

Apologies for the late reply. I have not seen a baby boar.

Your king,

King George III

[ask-your-darling-king]

être royal, je suppose que tu parle francais? je suis anglaise et j'ai été initiée au français à l'âge de six ans

💌

To anonymous [or 💌, mod couldn't tell],

Je parle couramment le français grâce à mon tuteur.

Your king,

King George III

[ask-your-darling-king]

To King George III,

Right, er, i suppose the definition is different from what we call it. Ok pride month is to celebrate homosexuals

- 🌗

To 🌗,

You are becoming more confusing I'm afraid.

[romantic-revolutions]

They mean it is a month to celebrate sodomites I believe.

(For those who don’t know, the term ‘sodomite’ was most commonly used to describe gay men back then 😁)

[ask-your-darling-king]

I see.

[ask-your-darling-king]

goo goo

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