Not A Hero starter sentences
“If I had to rate you on a scale from terrible to super spectacular, I would definitely say you’re between 7 and spectacular.”
“Tomorrow we’ll be shooting actual people in their actual intestines.”
“Contrary to popular belief, elections are mainly won by assassinating bad guys. Like, for maybe 10 minutes.”
“From tiny acorns, mighty oak trees grow, and those oak trees…have guns! And are totally intensely badass.”
“Anyway, when you’re all done killing everyone like a rad oak tree of perfect vengeance…”
“Meet me at the bunnywagon and we’ll go for breakfast.”
“Even though ___ doesn’t understand politics, ___ does love shooting people.”
“We’re going to join the Bunnylord fun club!”
“When we first met, I thought you were a doodoo head.”
“But today, you were a rad fox-hero of crime fighting justice.”
“It’s not much, but remember the oak trees with their seriously incredible guns.”
“I’m doing today’s presentation with ___. It’s going to make it way more mind-boggling.”
“Without huge billboards people can’t know how insanely awesome I am.”
“They’ll end up voting for that guy in a Mudkip costume instead.”
“Then everyone can see how much I’ve done to cut crime and reduce illegal strangling.”
“When you’re all done, we can leave in my utterly sublime new helicopter.”
“Let’s get going. I’ll bring ___. It’ll be flappin’ hilarious!”
“Can I touch your spine? That’s how staggering that was! It made me want to touch your spine.”
“Shit knows why, but there’s a storeroom full of bombs.”
“We’re going to blow up his bombs, with our more betterer bomb.”
“Get into the building and plant this blatantly massive bomb.”
“The whole thing got written up in the papers and on the internets and tweetses and things.”
“Someone made a GIF of my face saying “___ is blatantly badass” and I’m riding a formidable unicorn. It’s basically badass.”
“Kill everyone to death!”
“I’m you but all from the fucked up future.”
“If they find that ___, you’ll end up in prison or dead or something quite not so good.”
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