is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week
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is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week
The capitalist, ableist, ageist, white supremacist patriarchy never holds itself to its own rubric
Rihanna’s impact
WHERE are the studio killers with another immaculate europop album to sweep me off my feet
One of my least favorite shots in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the one where Voldemort is leaning over Dumbledore’s corpse to take the Elder wand.
I hate it so much. What is the rest of his body doing? It’s implied that he’s planking ominously in the air. Some people might say ‘oh this is homoerotic’ but PLANKING OMINOUSLY IN THE AIR is both unsexy and too ridiculous to be properly evil. I hate this shot and I hate that it was echoed in The Dark Tower movie with Walter and Roland.
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the choice seems pretty obvious.
Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.
We are less than a week away!!
Reminder to bisexuals- you won’t automatically get your sneak attack damage on the 23rd. Plan your encounters accordingly.
Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.
We are less than a week away!!
today’s comic is really fucking good
I’m screaming I thought this was an automated spam text that used my deadname but apparently I just told the U.S. Army to go fuck themselves???
Direct Action
“hey uuuuuh can i get one us soldier?”
“go fuck yourself”
“understandable have a good day”
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What Happens When Zookeepers Have Too Much Time On Their Hands
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I remember once I was talking to two guys and one of them was complaining about his parents when the second chimed in. “Try having four parents!”
We automatically assumed that he had divorced parents that got remarried. He corrected us; “No, there is a plot twist. My mom and dad never got married but had me. They were going to get married, but then my dad suddenly confessed he was gay. My mom was so relieved and said that she discovered she was a lesbian and was afraid to tell him. So they stayed together in the same house for me. Then eventually both got partners. So my dad has his husband and my mom has her wife.”
And the third kid just looks down at the ground for a really long time before whispering, “That’s gay. “
The joke of adulthood is being able to afford all the games you always wanted as a kid but no longer have the time to play.
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