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((Sorry for the long hiatus. Turns out I don’t have a hernia.))
((Just a heads-up. This blog and several of my other blogs will be put on hiatus next week for physical health reasons.
Worst case scenario: I have a hernia and may need to be hospitalized. I really hope it doesn’t have to come to that, but you never really know.))
This ain’t no fairy tale, Princess.
“The bigger they are, the harder they fall~ Karma always gets its dues.”
namichiyo:
「口笛はなぜ遠くまで聞こえるの」「知りません」
「あの城はなぜお空に浮かんでるの」「我々の力です」
「お空はどうして青いの」「わかりません」
「正邪のお尻はなぜ青いの」「姫」
“Lemmie get this straight: you’re dipping brussel sprouts and onions in chocolate and giving them to kids on Halloween? What a cruel prank!
SIGN ME UP!”
more seija?<33
Thought I’d start off with this. First a song that just got my heart pumping, then icons of a pretty…well, crazy character overall. Personally, I think Seija is a bit overrated, but whatever. You do you.
Examples:
50 icons; rest are under the cut!
Keep reading
About that, Seija...
“Heh? That mutt split in two?
The more to troll, the merrier!”
Reblog if your muse has ever committed a crime.
((Well, this is an interesting take on Seija’s past. I can’t translate a whole lot of Japanese, but from what I can gleam: Seija is actually half-oni, having been born to a human mother and an oni father.
Her father was forced to return home to be with the onis (I think?). Seija’s mother then fell ill and died young, leaving Seija an orphan.))
🎁An explosive box that activates when you try to open it
“This one doesn’t have a sender; making this thing all the more suspicious…”
“Giving this to Flippy then.”
“Atchoo! Someone’s talking shit about me.”
“Hm... A karma youkai and a trickster god. This could end wonderfully or very, very horribly...”
“Atchoo!
Somehow, I feel turned on now...”
“Fuck off. I LIKE chicken. No one will ever believe a stupid rumor that eating it makes your dick grow smaller.”
A yukkuri plush is placed on Seija's table
“Alright, what’s the catch? Does it spray ink or something?”
There’s a note. It reads “I got nothing. Go nuts. -Shinji”
“Hehe~ Threw in the towel this year? Sweet! Victory is mine!” the amanojaku holds the plush up as if in she won the Olympics.
As the youkai hold the plush up. A trap door sprung open beneath her, leading to a tub of mud.
“GYAA!
Screw you...”