don't be an asshole

Ally Mayfair-Richards. State Senator and full time mom. 

[askmisshoney-deactivated2021031]

Hey Miss Honey! Or uhhh maybe I should call you by your first name?

Anyway... I just thought I'd pop up and say hello and invite you and Matilda over sometime. She's a similar age to my youngest so maybe they'd like to have a playdate and we can catch up?

Oh dear, it seems the message has just popped up now, but yes, you may call me Jennifer :) As for the play date, I already asked Matilda and she seems quite up for it! How about 3 pm, tomorrow after I finish grading some things? I’m sure Matilda is very excited to meet up!

[asktammyr-deactivated20220126]

Well, Jennifer that sounds perfect. It will be great to seen you both and I know Bethany is very excited too.

Do you have any preferences for dinner? I'll make something for us and the kids.

[askallymayfair]

Her pasta is amazing. 

[askdianesherman]

Well hello again.

I’d remember that cute smile anywhere. How are you?

Ah, hello TimTam.

I think you're the only one out of us that has a cute smile.

I've been doing well, nothing terribly exciting. How about you? Staying out of trouble?

[asktammyr-deactivated20220126]

TimTam? Now that is a new one.

Sweetheart you can’t even hide that smile just when I say hello, imagine how cute you’ll look if I ever pay you a real compliment.

I’m glad to hear you’re doing well, though I imagine your life is anything but dull if our little...tryst was anything to go by. I’m good too, thank you for asking. I have no idea what trouble you’re referring to though?

[askdianesherman]

Well it seems appropriate; you're cute and so is that nickname, a perfect match.

I- That's- I wasn't smiling. I wasn't. It just- just looks like that. I'm not cute and- and I don't blush..

Our little tryst?.. oh- Oh. Yes, well- well it's not always like that.

I'm glad you're doing well though, TimTam.

I'm sure you do, sweetheart. It's rather hard to hide when it's in your little description thing that you're a "collector of stolen goods". So, if that doesn't count as trouble... What does?

[asktammyr-deactivated20220126]

Darling that sounds like an attempt at flirting. Is that really your best try? Surely you can do better than that? Perhaps something like...Oh no, there’s definitely no pink on that pretty face of yours right now is there? Mhmm. You can smile for me sweetheart. It’s okay I know you want to.

That’s not exactly what I’ve heard but I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. I had a good time. I hope you did too.

Oh that... You call it trouble, I call it fun.

[askdianesherman]

You're unbelievable you are. Is this how you won Ally over? By being a smooth talker who's able to use words in a way to make someone's heart flutter, knees weak, and hanging on to every syllable that drips from that devilish tongue of yours and from those very kissable lips too? Then to mix that in with those golden locks of yours that look like they've been pulled from the heavens, your eyes which you can find yourself getting lost in, a figure which even Aphrodite herself would be envious of... Then you become a very very tempting woman, TimTam.

Are you a voyeur, Tammy? That's quite surprising... But yes, I did have a wonderful time.

It's all fun and games until you get caught, TimTam

[asktammyr-deactivated20220126]

Mmm nice try. A little bit overkill if you ask me. 8/10. Though I do enjoying hearing the effect I can have on a beautiful woman....

I...I am a great number of things Diane darling. A voyeur, perhaps... it’s hard not to watch you, in fact it’s rather difficult to look away.

Sweetheart I am very, very good at my job, you’d be a fool to underestimate me. No one ever suspects the pretty blonde soccer mom from the suburbs...The thrill of it though is still... intoxicating

[askdianesherman]

My tongue is good for a great many things that I'm sure you'd like to experience, Tammy. If you like hearing the effect you have on beautiful women, then why are you not here with me? Surely you'd like a first-hand experience.

I'd much rather you joined in, Tammy darling, instead of just watching and...pleasuring yourself. I can assure you I'll feel better than imagining your own hand is mine.

Mm I wasn't underestimating you TimTam. You're quite right though, no one would ever suspect someone as beautiful and as innocent looking as you to be capable of the acts you do. My statement still stands, if you get caught it's no longer fun because then you're relying on others to help get you out.

[asktammyr-deactivated20220126]

Sweetheart if you want me to come, all you need to do is ask. Im sure that quick tongue of yours could be put to far better use than flattery.

I-I don’t... I haven’t... I... I guess you’ll just have to prove it? Maybe?

Innocent looking? I’m far from innocent but you know that. Are you worried about me sweetheart? I promise everything is perfectly alright. I...I’m aware of your situation, is there a way I can reassure you?

[askdianesherman]

All I need to do is ask? Well then, Tammy, would you like to come to mine tonight? There will be plenty of wine too, and you'll most definitely find out the many uses my tongue has.

Hm... You don't sound to sure about that, TimTam. It's not like you to trip over your own words unless you're getting worked up. I'll do more than prove it.

I'm sure I'll find out tonight all the ways in which you're not innocent.

Of course I'm worried about you, who wouldn't be? Just- just be careful, that's all.

[asktammyr-deactivated20220126]

I...I might be interested in your proposal. However, based on our own rules I have to check with @askallymayfair first. We know we can trust you... You're... Safe, but I-I still... Well, it's important.

I am not getting worked up! I-I wouldn't. You...you're just a tease and too darn beautiful for your own good.

So presumptuous of you sweetheart. I haven't agreed to anything yet. What if Ally says no? You poor thing will have to take a cold shower while I watch since you seem to think I'm such a voyer.

I am careful beautiful, don't worry. I appreciate your concern, you're precious and I can reassure you often but I am protected on multiple levels. I would never put my family at risk.

[askallymayfair]

Have fun, darlings. Come back and tell me all about it later, yeah?

[askallymayfair]

Definitely! Tammy is so sweet so it’s no wonder her kids have been a good influence.

- Kiera

They really are great kids! I adore them.

[askallymayfair]

Oh that’s great! I’m so proud of Oz!

- Kiera

Me, too! He’s been working very hard! I think @asktammyr and the other kids have been a good influence on him. 

[askallymayfair]

Well, i actually got a letter from the college i applied to and i got accepted so that’s great news. What about you senator? Any good news lately?

- Kiera

That’s amazing. I’m so happy for you, Kiera! Well, Oz’s report card came in and he got all A’s so I’m pretty thrilled about that. 

[askallymayfair]

The fact that I have no chance with you makes me extremely sad. You are so beautiful and sweet and awesome!

Oh, you’ll find the person who’s right for you, just as I did. 

[askallymayfair]

Pretty good senator, i’m glad you’re doing well.

- Kiera

I’m glad you are, too, sweetie. Have anything fun planned soon?

[askallymayfair]

Good afternoon ma’am. How are you?

- Kiera

Good afternoon, Kiera. I’m doing great, how about you?

[askallymayfair]

It’s certainly been cold!! How was your day ma’am?

Pretty uneventful for once! It was nice. How was your day?

[askallymayfair]

PSA: I won’t be interacting with any new ask accounts or messages about the Lana incident. 

[askallymayfair]

Good morning Senator Mayfair-Richards!

Good morning. I hope you’re having a good day so far!

[askallymayfair]

Good morning, Ally. How are y’all doing this morning? How’s Tammy holding up?

We had a very good night and I made breakfast for everyone when I woke up. And now we’re all planning on going to a museum so I’m hoping it’ll be a great day!

@asktammyr 

[asktammyr-deactivated20220126]

WE'RE GOING TO A MUSEUM?! EEEP. I-I mean... Um... The kids will have a great time too I'm sure. And thank you again for breakfast. You truly are wonderful.

Happy Valentine's day Mistress ❤ I love you

[askallymayfair]

Happy Valentine’s day to my perfect girl. I love you, too, princess. 

[asktammyr-deactivated20220126]

I... I may or may not have a gift for you later too. Though it will have to wait until after the babysitter comes.

Thank you for making today perfect.

[askallymayfair]

Ohh, you tease. Now I’m going to be thinking about it all day.

[askallymayfair]

Awe, that’s so sweet and romantic. 🥺

Y’all are the cutest. I hope y’all have a great time!

Thank you, sweetie! I hope you have a wonderful day!

[askallymayfair]

Good morning, Ally. How are y’all doing this morning? How’s Tammy holding up?

We had a very good night and I made breakfast for everyone when I woke up. And now we’re all planning on going to a museum so I’m hoping it’ll be a great day!

@asktammyr 

[asktammyr-deactivated20220126]

WE'RE GOING TO A MUSEUM?! EEEP. I-I mean... Um... The kids will have a great time too I'm sure. And thank you again for breakfast. You truly are wonderful.

Happy Valentine's day Mistress ❤ I love you

[askallymayfair]

Happy Valentine’s day to my perfect girl. I love you, too, princess. 

[asktammyr-deactivated20220126]

Good morning, Miss Tammy. Happy Valentine's Day 🥺

I'm sorry about yesterday, it seemed like you had a really rough day, but I'm glad Ally was able to come take care of you. I was wondering if you guys might need a sitter for later, so you two can have a night alone? I feel like you guys deserve it. Just let me know!

Anyway, I hope your day is better than yesterday. Sending lot of hugs and love your way 💕🥰

Hi sweetheart! Happy Valentine's day to you too ❤ I hope you're being spoiled by someone special 😏

I don't actually know if @askallymayfair and I have any plans for today. If we do, then the worlds best babysitter would be much appreciated thank you! You're so good to me darling.

My day is already off to a very good start despite everything yesterday. I get to say hello to you ❤I hope you're doing well too! lots of love and hugs right back at you sweetheart and I will be sure to let you know if a babysitter is required.

[askallymayfair]

A babysitter is definitely required, sweetheart. Perhaps an all night babysitter?

[askallymayfair]

Good morning, Ally. How are y’all doing this morning? How’s Tammy holding up?

We had a very good night and I made breakfast for everyone when I woke up. And now we’re all planning on going to a museum so I’m hoping it’ll be a great day!

@asktammyr 

[asktammyr-deactivated20220126]

@askallymayfair I really don’t want to be by myself tonight. I feel like you’re the only person I can trust. Will you and Oz come stay here? The guest room is still made up for him. I know it’s late... I’m sorry.

[askallymayfair]

Of course, my darling. We can cuddle all night if you’d like. Everything is going to be okay, princess. I promise. 

[asktammyr-deactivated20220126]

Thank you Mistress... you make me feel so safe. I don’t know what I’d do without you.

[askallymayfair]

We’re almost there. Don’t worry, I’m at a red light. You’re strong, too, my love. So very, very strong. 

[asktammyr-deactivated20220126]

Get Oz straight to bed when you get here, its already way past his bedtime poor thing. I-I promise to make it up to you both.

I just... Feel... Violated. I don't like not knowing who I can trust. It's not like I have the easiest life to open up to people and now... I don't know what to believe. I just need you.

[askallymayfair]

You have me, darling. Always and forever. No matter what happens, you can trust in us and our family and we won’t make the same mistake again. But now Oz is asleep and we can do whatever you want. 

[asktammyr-deactivated20220126]

Thank you... I already feel better just having you here... I'm sorry about disturbing Oz.

Can you be in charge for a little while? My brain is fried... Cuddles and HBIC Mistress please? I promise I'll be good.

[askallymayfair]

Of course, princess. No need to think while I'm here. I'll take good care of my good girl.

[asktammyr-deactivated20220126]

Thank you Mistress. You are so wonderful and I am so unbelievably lucky to have you... I-I promise I’ll be back to normal soon.

[askallymayfair]

Don’t worry about being back to normal. You heal for however long you need to. I love you no matter what.