𝑀𝒾𝓈𝓈 𝒫𝑒𝓇𝑒𝑔𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑒

𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘺𝘮𝘣𝘳𝘺𝘯𝘦. 𝘛𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦, 𝘮𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯.

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yeah they dropped a new love language. yeah a sixth one. its biting

[askalmaperegrine]

me

[touhouweed]

popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout

[askalmaperegrine]

Oh, my.

I- er- hello, Miss Peregrine. It’s lovely- it’s lovely to meet you. I haven’t seen someone so beautiful as you before ohmygod—

Oh! I haven’t introduced myself. My name is Ms Hyde, but please, call me Cordelia. Excuse me, as I’m not usually this… flustered..

Well well, how interesting. I've yet to meet one quite as...dizzying as yourself, Ms. Hyde.

As this is our first meeting, I believe I'll stick to formality, but perhaps if we get to know each other better...

[askalmaperegrine]

If I was to come join you would I be able to bring my horse Rudy aka my child 🥺

Oh why of course, darling. I'll admit, we don't quite...have a place for them, but I'm sure we'd be able to accommodate them properly.

[askalmaperegrine]

Hi, i just wanted to say that you are really beautiful, and that's it, I hope you have a wonderful day

Hello my dear! My, aren't you the flatterer? I appreciate the compliment; you, too, are quite lovely yourself! Have a good day sweet thing.

[askalmaperegrine]

Good Evening Miss Peregrine

It’s lovely to meet you! I just wanted to say I really love your fashion sense :)

- Aspen

Good evening, Aspen. Such a lovely name you have, dear!p, and thank you so much!

[askalmaperegrine]

What’s your favorite thing about the 21st century?

Wonderful question darling. I’d have to say, as confusing as it is most times, I’m quite enjoying these “social media” platforms that my children have gotten me into. Being able to contact friends and acquaintances so quickly and efficiently is such a wonderful invention, don’t you think?

[askalmaperegrine]

So sorry for disappearing my dears, I’m afraid Emma accidentally summoned—oh, no matter, all is resolved. But I’m happy to announce that I’ve returned to answer your lovely questions once again.

[askalmaperegrine]

hi, it's cowboy again. i realized i completely forgot to introduce myself lmao so i guess i shall do that now. hi my name is cowboy and yes i am aware that that makes no sense however i say yee haw too much to not be considered a cowboy and multiple people have said i embody the cowboy emoji perfectly. and i guess my second question to you is how do you handle the stress of taking care of children? like that's a lot to do and wow ur good at it. -cowboy

My goodness, that is quite a bit of information to take in. First of all, if you will, please learn to use punctuation correctly next time. Second of all, it is, as you said, “a lot”. They do get on my nerves quite often, as children do, but I’ve been taking care of children for most of my life. I’ve been with them for long enough to know that sometimes that is just what children of their ages do.

Thank you for the...compliment of sorts. I try my best at everything I do, and this is, of course, no exception.

[askalmaperegrine]

DO YOU LIKE WOMEN, MISS P?!?!

Please refrain from raising your voice to me. And to answer your question...I don’t very much enjoy relying on labels. But I will say that I don’t mind the idea.

[askalmaperegrine]

You’re gorgeous 🥺

Oh why thank you my dear! I’m sure you’re just as gorgeous, if not more.

[askalmaperegrine]

quick and kinda random question but do you listen to girl in red? and also what music do you even listen to? like classical or have you caught up on more recent artists? -cowboy

Well well. Quite an interesting question. No, I do not listen to this “girl in red” you speak of, I’m afraid I’ve never heard of her. As for what I actually listen to, I’m usually much too busy with my children to have any time to relax and listen to music.

However, I do have an inclination towards classical at times, sometimes I dabble in these newer ‘artists’ as you call them. Mostly because one of the children convinces me to, you know.

[askalmaperegrine]

oh yes, him being invisible has to be even more difficult. although, i bet pranks would be a lot easier being invisible. 😂

- Dani

Millard does quite enjoy pulling stunts on all of us, myself included. And while I am glad he’s having fun, it gets a bit annoying when I’m trying to work in my office and before I know it something has stolen something and I then have to figure out where the boy put it.

[askalmaperegrine]

Hello! Um, you have beautiful eyes! 👉🏻👈🏻

Ah, another new face. Thank you darling! I’ve had a few compliment them, and someone once said that they were intimidating, which I will admit to enjoying being aware of.

[askalmaperegrine]

oh well thank you, Miss Peregrine. i like your name as well. 😊

i’m glad you’re doing well. but oh my goodness, that made me laugh. boys can be.. difficult sometimes. 😂

- Dani

Of course, dear, and thank you very much!

And yes, boys can be rather challenging creatures to work with, especially when said boys are not visible. I’m glad my struggles have given you a bit of amusement, though.

[askalmaperegrine]

hello, Miss Peregrine, my name is Dani. how are you doing today?

Well hello Dani, wonderful name by the way. I’m doing quite well this afternoon, though I have had to remind Millard multiple times how rude it is to wander around home in the nude.

[askalmaperegrine]

Yea, people write stories for you all the time. A lot of people like you. So I should ask before this gets out of hand.

What are you comfortable with? Dos and don’ts? Things you will not reply to?

-Sabrina

Ah, how curious. I may have to take a look at these stories that you speak of.

As for your question, I’d prefer you not call me by my first name, it’s Miss Peregrine to you and my children. Keep yourself in check and your words appropriate, and I won’t have a problem with any of you.