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Are you going to be moving in with Wendy? What’s next for you both and your job?

CRAIG: No, she’s still finishing college. But she’s going to visit often, from what we talked about.CRAIG: For anybody who isn’t aware, I came home early from an assignment in Pakistan and told her I liked her. CRAIG: Joke’s on her, because I love her.CRAIG: The magazine won’t send me so far out of my comfort zone again for a while. I’m going to stay on this continent for a while to figure out where I’m going with it. CRAIG: Wendy’s in the process of becoming a Civil Engineer, so once she finishes that, I’m hoping we could travel together. CRAIG: I won’t be an entirely neutral journalist, but it’s better than nothing.

#askamabtucker #south park #craig tucker #askblog #response

Why is this series so much shorter than AMAB

((because craig is running this blog as a solo guy so, not only did he not have a partner to bounce funny jokes off of, but it also made sense to update it less because craig, as a person, wouldnt care about the blog as much as stan or kyle did. plus, im older and i know when to stop something before it gets stale and dumb. sorry it only lasted a year, but i feel like for who craig is, thats a natural place for him to end it.))

CRAIG: Hey, so. Look what I found. CRAIG: I got a new apartment, so I’ll be here for a while. But I thought I would give this thing one last update. CRAIG: Send me anything else you’re curious about and I’ll answer, but that’ll be it for me. CRAIG: It’s been going long enough here, I think. I’ll be too busy to update anymore after the year’s out. But we’ve got some time now.

[one last chance to send in questions to Craig!]

#south park #craig tucker #askblog #askamabtucker #finale #so so so close come on kids

Hey, just asking if you have your own regular blog? I really like your art, and I kinda wanted to know?

((yes i do, its jovishark! i got this question a bunch and i realized it wasnt anywhere in the sidebar or faq or anything but i update that one regularly.))

#ooc

[CONTINUED]

WENDY: So, you were pretty quiet on the ride here. You're allowed to stay the night. WENDY: Do you want to tell me what the Middle East was like? CRAIG: Later, maybe. I think there's something else I have to tell you first. WENDY: Good, I thought you forgot. CRAIG: I'm glad you didn’t.

CRAIG: Wendy. CRAIG: ...Wendy. CRAIG: I'm going to preface this with the fact that I feel stupid, and that what I'm going to say is probably also stupid. WENDY: Okay? CRAIG: I came back because I missed you. I missed you too much. CRAIG: I missed you because I like you. God, I can't get New Years out of my head. You're amazing, and smart and funny- that all sounds dumb, I know, but whatever. CRAIG: You've always been supportive of me and doing my weird job, and I want to do the same for you.

WENDY: Do I have a weird job? CRAIG: You know what I mean. WENDY: I know. I think it was really sweet of you to come back because of me. And I don't think missing me is stupid. WENDY: But throwing your career in the garbage for a girl is stupid, Craig. CRAIG: I'm not, I'm still employed. They're just letting me do domestic stuff for a while. WENDY: Good. So you're staying for a long time? CRAIG: As long as I can. WENDY: I missed you, too. WENDY: I really like you. CRAIG: I like you more. WENDY: Prove it.

[stay tuned for the finale and the epilogue!]

#askamabtucker #askmarshandbroflovski #south park #crendy #craig tucker #wendy testaburger #kiss//#ITS ALMOST DONE KIDS #past the one year anniversary and im at least glad people still like it

((ooc: i would just like to warn any new followers or people who didnt read the first posts or amab, that the finale and epilogue are coming soon and will contain craig in a ““het”“ ship (hes pan). this is your reminder that the storyline of this blog and amab take place before season 18, and are not effected by any events after that. in this au, creek is not canon and craig is pansexual. any negative comments will be deleted immediately. thank you for your interest over the last four years and thank you so much for reading! finale coming soon!))

#ooc #psa

WENDY: Craig? I got your voicemail, are you okay? WENDY: I haven't heard from you in months. CRAIG: I'm fine. I'm good. CRAIG: Look, can you do me a favor? It’s kind of important. WENDY: Okay? CRAIG: I need you to pick me up at SFO in, like, six hours. WENDY: What? But- That's the middle of the night! CRAIG: I know when it is.

WENDY: ... WENDY: Okay, um, where are you flying in from? CRAIG: New York. WENDY: Why were you in New York? CRAIG: I wasn't. I was in Pakistan. CRAIG: I was going to tell you this thing months ago, but I had to leave Egypt earlier than I thought. CRAIG: My phone got kind of fucked up, then I got E. Coli... I just have to tell you something. WENDY: Why can't you tell me now? CRAIG: Because I'll look like an asshole. WENDY: I hate to break it to you, but... CRAIG: I know. Plane boards in twenty. If you can't come, I'll just take a cab- WENDY: No, no, of course I'll be there. WENDY: Of course.

[TO BE CONTINUED]

#south park #askamabtucker #askmarshandbroflovski #craig tucker #wendy testaburger #story post #((gearing up to shut it down

((livechat is over! thank you all so much for being there, and some new updates are definitely in store. the log of the chat will be available to read once i figure out how to do that. but long story short: some facts about dicks were shared, stan was there, and craig is going to do a very important love-related thing very soon. a lot of people showed very good sides of themselves tonight and it was a really fun experience. stay tuned for the followup!))

#ooc

LIVECHAT AT 3:30 PM PST

Today at 3:30 pm PST, Craig will be hosting a livechat in a Discord server! You will require a Discord account with a verified email address (for my comfort), but anyone is welcome to join! The link will only be active for an hour once posted, so it's first come, first serve. Just remember a few courtesy things before considering the chat:

- Craig is over 18 and might talk about NSFW subjects, depending on the questions that are asked. If you know you're under 18 or sensitive to the subject, please don't enter the chat. - Other, real life people are going to be there and interacting. Don't be an asshole unless you want them to be assholes back (or you want to get banned). We’re all here to have fun, and if you’re being purposefully antagonistic or spamming the chat, you’re gonna get banned super hard. - Give Craig time to type! If a lot of questions are being asked at one time, wait a little bit for him to catch up. Just imagine a crowd of people all screaming at one guy. That's what this is.

The link to the server will be posted at 3:30 pm PST, so be there or be square!

#ooc #psa #south park

What is a live chat? Sorry if this is a stupid question, I just don't know what it is.

((its not stupid, a lot of you are new and werent around for the askmarshandbroflovski days. a livechat is a chat that happens in real time! craig is on a chat client (i used to use msparp, but since the site is down, ill be using a discord server) and answering questions in real time posed by real people. i post a link to wherever its happening, people come in and ask questions and hang out for a little bit. in the past, multiple boys have been featured and interacting, but its never guaranteed. its basically me roleplaying with a hundred strangers. but its always really fun!))

#ooc

CRAIG: Ngh. Bonsoir? CLYDE: ...Hello? CLYDE: Uh, is Craig Tucker there? CRAIG: Speaking? CLYDE: Hey! It's Clyde. From South Park. CRAIG: Okay. How did you get this number? CLYDE: I had to call a bunch of people. Wendy was a big help. CLYDE: What's up, man? I haven't seen you in forever! CRAIG: I'm in Egypt. CLYDE: Cool, cool. I'm in community college! CLYDE: I'm working up to business school, but the math is really hard. I don't like percentages. CRAIG: Alright. CRAIG: It's, like... midnight here. CLYDE: Sorry, man. I was gonna call you earlier! I got wrapped up.

CLYDE: How's Egypt? See the pyramids? CRAIG: No. Why'd you call me? Doesn't Bebe keep you busy? CLYDE: Oh, uh, no. We broke up a while ago. CRAIG: Oh. CLYDE: It's alright, I just wanted to find you. Nobody's seen you in months. And I haven't seen you in, like, years. CLYDE: I just miss you, man. I don't want to shit on you living your dream, but... CRAIG: Power through it. CLYDE: Right. I don't want you to forget about us! CRAIG: I haven't. CLYDE: And I'm sorry about what I said to you, but we've always been best friends. I think we should be able to work through it, y'know? CRAIG: Slow down. It's fine. I don't really remember what happened, anyway. CLYDE: Oh, cool! Nevermind, then. CLYDE: So, what's up?

[TO BE CONTINUED]

#south park #askamabtucker #craig tucker #story post #clyde donovan #shirtless//#piercings//

I expected some frustration but Kyle took it way too far. That was just harsh. I'm glad you're taking chances for yourself and I hope your having fun.

CRAIG: The thing about Kyle is: He likes to be right.CRAIG: But fuck empathy, and all that other stuff, apparently. CRAIG: I’m doing this because I like things to be predictable. I like to be in control of the situation. If it starts to turn around, I’m gonna leave.CRAIG: This is the best way to start my career and I’m going to take it. I got the prerequisites out of the way, so it makes no sense to stay in college right now.CRAIG: And if Kyle doesn’t want to understand any part of this, then fine. He doesn’t have to talk to me anymore.CRAIG: But I’m not sorry about leaving.

#askamabtucker #south park #craig tucker #askblog #response

CRAIG: Y'ello? KYLE: Hey, dude, Wendy told us you left the country?? CRAIG: It's been a month. You just now heard about that? KYLE: That's not important. What the hell are you doing? The end of the semester is coming up fast! CRAIG: I dropped out. I told you that. KYLE: No you didn't! CRAIG: Oh. Well, it happened. KYLE: God damn it, Craig! STAN: Is that Craig? KYLE: Yeah, and he's being a real dick. STAN: Okay, can you ask if he still has my coat? KYLE: Not now, Stan. CRAIG: What. KYLE: I thought we were friends, dude! I thought you were going to talk to me about stuff? What about lunch every week? CRAIG: What about it. You stopped showing up because you were busy, and you never took my advice about your crappy relationship. CRAIG: As far as I knew, I was still some kind of dumb slut you were hanging out with out of pity. KYLE: You are so far off base, I don't even know where to start.

CRAIG: Whatever. I got out of there and I'm happy about it. KYLE: Well, Wendy said you went to Italy for a job? CRAIG: I did. Now I'm going to Lima for the same job. KYLE: Lima- in Peru? CRAIG: Yup. KYLE: I thought you hated Peru! CRAIG: No. I just hate being dragged there against my will. KYLE: God, nevermind. Sorry I called! Because you're just the same douchebag you were in high school- no, since we've known you! KYLE: You're hard to talk to, you're stubborn, and you never take anybody seriously! You're just impossible! CRAIG: Wow. I really don't miss you. CRAIG: Bye.

#askamabtucker #south park #craig tucker #story post #kyle broflovski #stan marsh

So do you have any plan? Or just winging it from now on? And for how long? I get that you're doing this all to change, but . . . if you don't come back, I don't know. It might seem like you're running away and never returning. I don't think that's fair for the people you left abruptly, Craig.

CRAIG: Y'know what isn’t fair?CRAIG: Not being able to move on, because everybody loves remembering stupid shit.CRAIG: I can do whatever I want with my life and I’m going to. It doesn’t mean I don’t care about anyone else.CRAIG: It means that for once, I’m doing something I want to do, because I have a right to be happy just as much as anyone else.CRAIG: Besides, if anyone really missed me, I’d be hearing about it more.

#askamabtucker #south park #response #craig tucker

I have to say, as shocked as I am, I admire how you just up and made such a big, risky change! Most people would have been too afraid to leave their comfort zone like that - good for you! I hope it's everything you want it to be! But I have to ask...what about Wendy? Things must be even more complicated now...

CRAIG: I’m trying not to think about it.CRAIG: Wendy understands that I’m trying to further my career. She’s the one who told me to do shit like that.CRAIG: Everyone has been saying for years to do what makes you happy, make a change, do something different. Now they’re surprised I actually did it.CRAIG: Oh well. I wasn’t happy. But I’ve got the rest of my life to do something about it.CRAIG: I call my mom sometimes but that’s it. That’s the only part of South Park I’ll touch for a long, long time.

#south park #response #askamabtucker #craig tucker #((hes still in tuscany))

[CONTINUED]

CRAIG: What? Wendy, slow down. WENDY: You’re the one who needs to slow down! Why didn’t you tell me? CRAIG: I did. I sent you a text. WENDY: I mean before you left! WENDY: Did you think this through, at all? What about money, or school? How are you getting home? CRAIG: I told you, I have it all figured out. That travel magazine will pay for my next trip. WENDY: Your next trip? Isn’t Italy enough? Are you ever coming back? CRAIG: Thinkin’ about it. WENDY: I swear to God, this is an April Fool’s prank. The picture you sent me was fake, and I’ll video call you, and you’ll be right back in your dorm. WENDY: There’s no way you did this for real, you wouldn’t. This is a prank. CRAIG: Wendy...

CRAIG: It’s April third. CRAIG: I gotta go.

#south park #askamabtucker #craig tucker #((hes in tuscany

CRAIG: I know I’m late, shut up. I had to take the bus. TWEEK: That’s fine. You look, um, tired? Are you okay? CRAIG: Yeah. School just likes to kick my ass. CRAIG: I have four projects due next week. I told you I should have switched majors when I had the chance. TWEEK: Wow, I’m sorry. CRAIG: So am I. I want to drop out so bad, you have no idea.

TWEEK: Well, can’t you? CRAIG: What? No. TWEEK: It’s possible. Maybe you just need a break? TWEEK: Like, after high school, I just went and lived with my aunt for a while. And it really helped me out. TWEEK: I just had to get away from everything and really figure out what I wanted to do. It was a really good thing for me. TWEEK: There was no real pressure, just- sort of getting to know myself a little better. TWEEK: You could probably use the same thing. There’s no um, age restriction on college, so you could always go back if you wanted? TWEEK: But you talk about it like it’s this huge problem all the time, and I can see it on your face, man. If you’re not happy, a change of scenery could be good.

TWEEK: I don’t know, it worked for me? I mean. It could be good. CRAIG: Huh. TWEEK: Just think about it.

[TO BE CONTINUED]

#story post #askamabtucker #south park #craig tucker #tweek tweak

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