Aperture Science Inquiry Responder

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The fact that you stopped working on this blog makes me very sad because I think that you are a very good artist and very creative. This was definitely one of my favorite blogs.

I'm sorry, anon. I intend to pick this up again eventualy but for right now I just have no inspiration for askblogging

I still periodically draw Portal on my main blog scaredyqueen and have a good amount of pictures planned that I'm working on right now.

As for this blog when I start again I want to reboot the whole thing. Nice new designs and junk and a less kitschy premise. I just need to hit an acceptable level of productivity first as my comic comes first. I'd say at latest it'd start again in the summer? Either way, not completely dead.

I don't ever really leave the Portal fandom, I just don't go full force on it 100% of the time. I'm pre-Portal 2, man, I was grandfathered into this from the first game. When my GLaDOS was first designed there were only MikuDOS and two other designs out there.

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Dumps this on your lap and runs away crying. This is one of those pictures where every mistake is glaring and obvious to me but I have no more time to work. At least I got to try out new shit that will look good with practice.

I don’t know why he’s hooked into the mainframe or why he’s so angry both are probably because of my incompetence. 

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“I believe you’re trying to seduce me, Miss Ventura.”

“Is it workin’?”

“No.”

More Portal genderbend shit this time just Ricki although she’s abusing her emergency key privileges and probably being chastised by a displeased Paige about what exactly constitutes an “emergency.”

Two versions because I was fucking around with the background and couldn’t decide which one I liked more. Hence the new joint title “Your place or mine?”

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“Well, uhm, you caught me!”

“…..”

Some Rule 63’d Chelley or really it’s rather Chety now or something because their names for this are Chet and Wendy.

Despite not having much to say about this picture I am really happy with how it came out. Will probably do more pictures in this strain.

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Not problems really?

But there’s a good number of all sorts of the Turrets running around now. We’ve had to label our Turret “Cassie” to refer to from now on.

They’re all pretty non-hostile they mostly just...you know.. stand and stare, never blin- okay they make me uncomfortable and I knock them over a lot.

I’m only human.

Also it’s fun.

[xdaggerheartx]

“Whys everythin’ ya read gotta be s’damn boring?”

“My books are not boring. You are simply too stupid to understand them.”

This got progressively snuggly and considerably more bickering as I drew it and it now aptly lives under the file name bickersnuggle.png.

This is also one of those “I can’t stop focusing on the mistakes” pictures for me but on the whole I like to think it looks adequately nice.

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I’m a grown woman, I don’t have to explain anything.

I do who what I want.

[mulan-x-blog]

It's Mun-Day Let's show the world what we look like!

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(only one i could really find that was decent enough)

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[[ Here have this picture of me along with the promise of redesigned androids this and next week followed by picking up on doing answers again because better designs. ]]

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hey guys i had a NSFW commission from my friend shane

it’s wheatley/chell, or arguably chell/wheatley and if you don’t like robot-on-human junk i don’t suggest clicking the read more:

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Well, at least for now we have a sanctuary from the testing so we’re just gonna try to make homes or something. It’s considerably easier to navigate this place with mobile humanoids robots. 

They can just do things I can’t do both physically and... technologically?? Whatever you call hacking that goes beyond “hit your face on it and hope for the best.”

We’re working on getting everything of ours we want down into Aperture right now. And by we I mean the androids are. They can go on the surface, I cannot.

Right now Rick’s broken the door to the entrance, Anger’s ripped open the elevator roof and floor and Morality’s keeping the elevator running manually.

Only two of these things are beneficial.

The third is actually a pain in the ass.

Anger is why we can’t have nice things.

[askapertureandroids]

THE ANDROIDMOD WISHES TO FORMALLY APOLOGIZE FOR THE INACTIVITY IN THE DOCUMENTATION OF THE APERTURE SCIENCE HUMANOID ROBOTICS AND THE GROSS FLESH CREATURE.

THE ANDROIDMOD WAS BUSY WITH VENTURES OF HER OWN INTEREST AS WELL AS VARIOUS SABBATICALS AND OTHER VENTURES IN MERRYMAKING. SHE INTENDS TO RESUME THIS PROJECT FOR YOUR FILTHY MEATBAG ENJOYMENT.

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Well, no idea if anyone is even alive out there to see this but in case it isn’t obvious we’ve been driven out of our home. Little fucked up creatures, GLaDOS said something about them being from something called Black Mesa?

Don’t know, don’t really care. Either way right now the surface is way, way, way too dangerous to live on anymore. It’s weird to say it but Aperture is going to be safest at this point.

I’m weirdly at peace with this fact mostly because I’d be lying if I said I thought my time there was over.

The facility has a way of spindling its long cords to drag people back in.

At least there won’t be things trying to eat my skull in there.

Maybe Black Mesa has a dangerous mute lunatic of its own to deal with this problem.

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Normally I’d say keep them alive, train them to be killers... but I will  a l l o w  you to kill them.

As a  p e r s o n a l  favor.

I haVE a feeling i’ll be seeing you  s o o n  as well........

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Fact doesn’t even remotely respect it. He has at least twenty cats. I try to shoo them out of the house but as far as I can tell he’s TRAINED them to sneak back in as well as avoid me.

Not to mention Rick keeps bringing him MORE.

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[[OOC: I apologize in advance for any Half Life inaccuracies I may make with what little itty bit of it I'm using for the next... week or so? While the HL games are tied to Portal they stand to be the few Valve games I haven't played. I'm running on purely wiki knowledge.

All I know about definately is the timeline which I unfortunately didn't really know about at the start of the askblog. So that was pretty damn inaccurate from the start. Okay it was even flawed at the premise I mean they're humanoid androids and shit.

We can just play pretend that this is one of those 'alternate universes' from the new DLC, kay?

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