“When these things happen I react not as a president, but as a parent.”
What? Our president is an actual person and not a machine bent on destroying America's youth? Seriously though, if nothing else, the man is a powerful speaker.

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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Not today Justin
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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“When these things happen I react not as a president, but as a parent.”
What? Our president is an actual person and not a machine bent on destroying America's youth? Seriously though, if nothing else, the man is a powerful speaker.
The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.
Even I know what this is.
oh my god, i am literally crying
TUMBLR WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME?!!!
Mein Gott... I grew up with Harry Potter. This particular theme... Right in the feels, man.
I would be willing to bet that the name Harry Potter is just as recognized as Mickey Mouse at this point.
I’m a little intoxicated, not gonna lie. So what if it’s not even 10pm and it’s a Tuesday night? What? The Kirkland facebook is open on my computer desktop and some of these people have pretty horrendous facebook pics. I almost want to put some of these faces next to pictures of farm animals and have people vote on which is more attractive. It’s not such a great idea and probably not even funny, but Billy comes up with the idea of comparing two people from the facebook, and only sometimes putting a farm animal in there. Good call Mr. Olson! I think he’s onto something.
Mark Zuckerburg
I literally cant fucking breathe XD
IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN
Oh god, rofl.
This essay is kind of the second part of an essay on taste that can be read here:
http://doodlealley.com/2012/10/01/taste-is-your-teacher/
Me almost every day
Well that would probably be why you're not going to make a good programmer. If you don't understand why your code works in the first place, how can you possibly hope to understand why it doesn't work?
Hello, I want to create a game mod that involves editing the source code of the game. Is there a way to get it? Is there a chance that the company will agree to publish it?
If the game is open source, than yes, you'll be able to get their source code. Otherwise, more than likely, no. Consequently, some closed source games do have APIs that let you modify them. And no, there's almost no chance the company itself will publish it.
I'm litterally downloading on the order of bytes per second at my dorm right now. Here I am just minding my own business, trying to download Gnome 3 on a fresh Ubuntu install, when I realize it's taking forever. I look at my terminal, and BAM. 828 B/s 25min 4s I'm at a publicly funded university (Texas A&M, Commerce, if you're curious). Why is this tolerated?
I have the gameboy SDK in front of me right now.
I need to make the world’s worst gameboy ROM at some point for shits.
Awesome. Where did you get it from and how much did it cost?
I'd like to know this myself.
PLEASE SHARE AND TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW TO TAKE THEIR “FREE TO GOOD HOME PETS” OFF OF CRAIGSLIST IMMEDIATELY. PLEASE CALL THE MARION CO. SHERIFF’S OFFICE IF YOU HAVE ANY TIPS REGARDING THE SHOOTINGS.
(via Salem Friends of Felines)
For those who use screen readers, here is the image text:
Warning! Animals are in danger on craigslist.com
Please take all “free pets” off of craigslist until this person(s) can be stopped!
Friday morning, an anonymous caller contacted a local veternary clinic and reported that they witnessed a small group of people (3-4?, both male and female) at a remote location in Scotts Mills (possibly near the Crooked Finger ATV area?) letting animals out of pet carriers (dogs and cats) and then using them as target practice with real guns!
Some animals were shot and killed. Two cats were able to get away.
The witness was too distraught to approach the shooters, however, the witness was close enough to overhear that the animals may have been acquired from several local craigslist ads being given away as “free to good homes”.
A police report has been filed and if you or anyone you know has any information regarding the person(s) involved in this gross animal abuse, please contact the Marion County sheriff’s office immediately.
Anonymous tip line: 503 540 8079
Non-emergency Dispatch Line: 503 588 5032
I just got this alert from the cat shelter I got my own cats from, and I really wanted to pass it on. If you or any of your followers live in/know people who live in Oregon, please warn them about this! Or, heck, it could be happening elsewhere if it’s happening here—please spread the word! This is really disgusting.
(Also, I tried to tag with relevant trigger warnings, but Tumblr Savior may not be working. I apologize if this post triggers any anxiety attacks.)
JESUS FUCK, SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST OH MY GOD
Signal boosting on the ask blog, because this is bloody serious. Please spread the word guys!
And people question why I'm disgusted humanity.
Windows programming is like being punched in the dick. No matter how many times you've been hit, it still hurts just as much as the last time.
The Professional Programmer
That’s how its done!!
always reblog
I need this. Also, am I the only one who wishes this was in slightly higher quality so that at least the language of the code could be determined…
How could I NOT reblog this? rofl. And no, you're not the only one.
Friend of a friend’s kids. Again, I know not all of you are local, but trying to help get the word out.
Please please re-blog!
Well, I’m not much of an artist, but I figured I’d try to emulate one of my favourite pony artist’s art styles. I love it! It’s so simple, but so amazing! Turned out pretty poorly… Kind of like a chihuahua Scootaloo, but meh, I’m proud of it (Proud of it because normally the best I can do is stick figures…). :3 That Scootaloo P.S.: No scanner at the moment, so sorry for the poor quality.
Look guys, I’m so awesome I can rock in ALL media!
/derpeyes Is this real life?
Well, I gave it an honest try. And y'know what... It's not bad. She needs to go on a diet, but Keytap is... Well... Not poorly drawn (relative to my previous works... ). In particular, I really like how I drew the head. Will definitely be working off of that. The hair however... Well that's my worst point. I've always been just terrible at drawing hair. Well, anyways, opinions? By the way, Keytap's blog will be located at http://askkeytap.tumblr.com/ once I refine the design a little more. P.S.: Thank you for putting out such a fantastic tutorial Stripey!
History Channel
Exactly.
Well, I'm not much of an artist, but I figured I'd try to emulate one of my favourite pony artist's art styles. I love it! It's so simple, but so amazing! Turned out pretty poorly... Kind of like a chihuahua Scootaloo, but meh, I'm proud of it (Proud of it because normally the best I can do is stick figures...). :3 That Scootaloo P.S.: No scanner at the moment, so sorry for the poor quality.