ask aquaries!

movve ovver ara im tryin to make us famous here [[ ask box is open! ]]

[askaquaries]

would absolutely die to see aradia in D2 or G2 tbh!!!

AA: my goodness everyone can you believe how long its been?

AA: rest assured we are still here!

AA: as a matter of fact throughout our long absence the attention and excitement from our followers and fans has steadily trickled in despite everything and we are so very grateful

AA: we would love to come back online and continue chatting with everyone

AA: the ask box is open and while we might be able to get to some of the very very old messages we would dearly love to hear from you in the here and now

AA: so all of that is just to say hello and welcome back!

[jurinova]

Send a character + outfit + accessory. Feel free to use and reblog, but please do not repost!

I made a new one. I hope you all like it!

[askaquaries]

Does Eridan celebrate Halloween, or isnhe a grouch about it?

AA: halloween?

AA: no, he loves it!

AA: he loves dressing up and getting to eat all the sweets he wants

AA: its more the winter holidays hes a grouch about

CRASH

CA: OWW ARA I RAN INTO YOUR STUPID CANDLENIGHTS BANNER AGAIN

[askaquaries]

have you guys ever carved pumpkins?

AA: sure we have!

[askaquaries]

AA: happy late human halloween and día de los muertos!

AA: eridan, the mun and i are very sorry we havent been available to post and answer your questions lately!

AA: weve all been very busy with holiday preparations and the mun has been in between living situations

AA: not to worry, theyre doing all right now! but they did want to check in with you all

AA: heres hoping you all had safe and fun respective holidays and enjoyed practicing your cultural traditions

AA: also please feel free to send in any holiday related questions!

[asktwinapocalypse]

[[ Hello all! Forgive the interruption but seeing as we’re back from hiatus I’d like to promote my new art blog for anyone who was interested before I continue answering all of your wonderful questions. 💕

@kaitertottering is up and running as of last night. ]]

[askaquaries]

Hmm. He sure is grumpy. Perhaps a hug will cheer him up a tiny bit?

AA: just what he needed i think!!

CA: yeah okay but can wwe put my shirt back down noww

CA: not that i mind necessarily but people are wwatchin

[askaquaries]

i love this account

AA: and i love YOU random citizen

AA: (eridans so so on the matter)

[askaquaries]

Aradia have you ever abused time travel to confuse the hell out of your boyfriend?

CA: YOU

CA: ALL A YOU

CA: ENABLED THIS UTTER TOMFOOLERY

CA: THIS ASININE NONSENSE THIS ABSOLUTELY DEPRAVVED HABBERDASHERY

CA: DO ANY A YOU KNOWW HOWW LONG ARA’S MAKEUP TAKES TO WWASH OFF

CA: not that i mind wwearin makeup but for gods sake she got it on my horns

CA: AND ANOTHER THING

AA: (he sure does yell a lot doesnt he?)

[askaquaries]

Wait what's Eridan yelling about in the freeze frame comic? War??

[[ Hello! I thought it’d be cute to draw a response to this where Aradia and Eridan introduce themselves as the gods of death and war, but I’m kind of tired and I planned for the next IC answer to be part 2 of the comic, so here is an ooc explanation for you.

https://asktwinapocalypse.tumblr.com/post/175174296729/what-is-everyone-elses-roles-in-this-world-like

In case you didn’t know (which is totally okay!) I run another askblog for arasol, and I’ve elaborated on my headcanon post-game universe much more there. ]]

[askaquaries]

OKAY but Aradia consider this. Using your time powers to freeze ur dumb boyfriend slash matesprit slash whatever in place while you plant smooches all over his dumb face and then just VOIP out like it never happened. Preferably while he is on a rant, so he can just CONTINUE MID RANT WITH LIPSTICK STAINS ALL OVER HIS FACE. It'd be hilarious, right? Fluster the nerd!

CA: so youre tellin me these are the casualties from the last wwar youvve been wworkin on for wweeks

CA: they dont seem so bad

CA: OH YOUVVE GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME

CA: wwhat the fuck wwere these clods thinkin i specifically said to tone dowwn the civvilian casualties this time around or theyd get smited

CA: smoten

CA: smoted

CA: noww i gotta fuckin smite em ara this is just great

AA: great freeze frame, right?

AA: (to be continued!)

[askaquaries]

performs a satanic ritual to bring the mod good luck on their shit so they may return soon

[[ Hello! This was such a sweet ask to receive and it really made my day. Thank you! You’re all being so patient with this blog and I’d like to think it’s because small ships know how to support each other, haha.

I have been working a great deal over the summer, along with medical such and such and working on my own personal art and writing projects. Focus comes and goes, but I will definitely have a new answer up for Eriara this week!

Thanks again! ]]

[askaquaries]

Does this aradia know what eating ass is

AA: of course i–

AA: wait

AA: …

AA: of course i do!!

[askaquaries]

Aradia, do you like Eridan's butt? ((I FOUND YOU ON THE ARASOL ACCOUNT AND THIS ONE IS JUST GOLD, ARADIA X ERIDAN IS SO UNDERRATEDDD))

AA: hey

AA: eridan?

CA: wwhat is it ara

AA: lighten up!!!!!!

[askaquaries]

i hope this isn't too weird to hear from a stranger online and i know this probably isn't a great time but i saw you catch yourself and correct your language, eridan, and i'm proud of you. hemoism is a hard thing to unlearn.

CA: …

CA: thanks

CA: the wway i see it ara took a big risk in quaddin up wwith me

CA: my hemoism demolished any chances i had at any good relationships wwith anyone wwhen i wwas younger

CA: romantic or otherwwise

CA: maybe if i hadnt been such a douchecanoe fef wwoulda stayed wwith me

CA: maybe ida had a chance wwith kar

CA: im tryin to be better

CA: for evveryones sake

CA: hemoism aint an urge

CA: it aint bred into anybody

CA: i might struggle wwith it for the rest a my natural life but there aint any natural predisposition in me to kill landdwwellers or wwarmbloods

CA: im not a danger to her

[askaquaries]

I mean to be fair though you are probably the only one who could take 'I am struggling with my urges to not destroy all life that walks on land' in general and not freak out, that sort of thing isn't something you talk with people about, especially not such a flush partner, right? Wouldn't that be inching toward pale? Perhaps he worries about that. Maybe he just needs a therapist though.

CA: noww wwait just a fuckin minute

CA: wwho are any a you to tell my girlfriend im some kind a danger to her wwellbein first a all

CA: are you tryin to ruin my life or something

CA: the reasons i dont talk to ara about wwantin or not wwantin to murder loww

CA: fuck

CA: i mean wwarmbloods

CA: those are none a your business but for her sake i guess ill make it knowwn that wwhether or not i havve issues wwith genocidal tendencies doesnt need to be her problem

CA: if i thought i needed mediatin id seek out a moirail all right

CA: but wwho the fuck talks to a wwarmblood about their owwn hemoism thats just rude

CA: fuck this im outta here

CA: ara darlin if you could just givve me a feww minutes id be grateful

[askaquaries]

If i have to ask 50 questions for this rarepair im gonna do it

AA: thank you for following and also for sending in questions! eridan isnt here right now because hes an ungrateful little nerd but you know

CA: i heard that ara

AA: good i meant for you to