Aram Mojtabai

Strategic and Tactical Technician for the Federal Bureau of Investigation

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*blasts 'Dammit Janet' from the Rocky Horror Picture Show*

Yeah, because I hadn’t heard that one before.

[askarammojtabai]

Rocky Horror? Nice classic―not my, ah, usual brand of sci-fi―but I think it’s safe to say that the similarities stop at your names.

[factoseintolerant]

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OOC

This mun now lives and breathes for Kate Kaplan

[askarammojtabai]

If you, Tom, Ressler and Harold had a guys night out what would you all do? Second question, who is your favorite Doctor in Doctor Who?

A night out with the guys? Well...the only thing that comes to mind is grabbing drinks, but I’m not really an alcohol fan. Maybe I could get away with a root beer. 

And who couldn’t love Tom Baker? 

[askarammojtabai]

OOC

I’ve jumped in 30 minutes late and I’m already stunned !! 

Feel free to send Aram questions during or after the episode! I’ll be answering as I watch. 

[askarammojtabai]

How did it feel to see Elise again, especially when she saved your life?

Jarring. Outraging. Shocking. It brought back several thoughts and painful reminders I’d been trying to stamp down after she decided to play into the life of one of the FBI’s most blindly trusting pawns. I’m glad to be alive, but that’s sharply where the gratitude ends. 

[askarammojtabai]

Would it have made a difference to you if Elise told you that some or all of it had been real for her?

Honestly, I’m not sure. I don’t know. Maybe. 

I might have felt less...used? Less deceived? Less like a weak idiot with ‘gullible’ stamped across his forehead in the most obnoxiously neon color available? 

My feelings on the matter are deeply negative and completely tangled. I’m doing my best not to dwell. 

[askarammojtabai]

If Tom and Liz asked you to baby sit Agnes what books would you read her?

It depends...are there any children’s books with a super cool parent who protects the world? Not for her age? Maybe I’ll share some comics with her once she’s old enough...

You can never go wrong with the classics. The Very Hungry Caterpillar and Goodnight Moon...

My mother used to have this huge book filled with painted illustrations of fairy tales. Agnes might be too young to understand the morals, but before I could read I remember looking at those pictures for ages. 

[askarammojtabai]

How old were you when you had Dash?

Beloved Dash, may she rest in peace. 

I had to have been…ten? Nine? The latter elementary school years. 

[askarammojtabai]

Hi! How are you doing, Aram? Have you read or watched Game of Thrones?

I’ve had a few people recommend it, but I haven’t gotten around to it yet. I’ll have to add it to my list, if you think it’s worthwhile!

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List 5 cheesy pickup lines you have used and failed.

Pick-up lines? Oh, I definitely have some cheesy ones from a few college blunders. 

In no particular order:

1. Are you a keyboard? Because you look like my type.

2. Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

3. You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart. 

4.  You must be the square root of two, 'cause I feel irrational around you.

5. You are my API; I want to know everything about you.

[askarammojtabai]

Guess Who’s Back?

Aram will be answering the questions that have built up in the inbox tonight! Feel free to send in more if you’d like.  ♥  Are you all excited for Thursday? 

[asktheblacklist]

Who else is excited that it’s Blacklist Thursday?

[asktheblacklist]

The Blacklist returns today!

Who is as excited as we are?

[asktheblacklist]

We would love to have a repeat of the super fun Christmas Party AU Weekend that we had last year, but we can do it without a Liz!

Our @askelizabethscottkeen account is still open and taking applications. If you’re interested, you can submit an app here.

[askarammojtabai]

How are things, Aram? Any Christmas or Hanukkah plans this year? Maybe with a certain someone *winkwinknudgenudge*

As a matter of fact, I’ve finally gotten to the newer generation of Doctor Who and will probably not be moving from my couch until at least Matt Smith. Maybe I’ll throw in some Star Wars―I have tickets to see Rogue One later this week, so that’ll probably inspire a marathon. 

Whoever could you mean? Haha...I’m sure she has plans.

[askarammojtabai]

Aram, my friend. You've been a little quiet lately. How are you holding up? ~love, Gnorm.

Ah, you know how it is. With everything that’s happened as of late, I threw myself into work for a little while. It’s easy to distract yourself that way. I promise I’m still alive and kicking, though.