Ask a Retarded

hello all fine folk this is where u ask me all sort of questtions pertaining lief, der universe and the hummus experience

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do you prefer potato chips or carrots

carrots are shaped like penis so potato chips

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lol i drew this picture by myself

[joner]

Adventure

you stand near a table with a cup full of water

do you 

A: pick up the cup

B: do nothing

[ra11y]

A

[joner]

you pick up the cup

do you 

A: put down the cup

B: do nothing

[shinyappletun]

A

[joner]

you put down the cup

do you

A: pick up the cup

B: do nothing

[4kx]

A

[joner]

you pick up the cup

do you

A: put down the cup

B: do nothing

[bootyterrorist]

B

[joner]

your arm eventually gets tired and you put down the cup

[askaretardedstuff-blog]

heeheehee

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please tell me this is ironic

I do not know what your big city folk words mean.

[askaretardedstuff-blog]

listen kids settle down

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hey askretarded, do u have a girlfriend

uh no i dont but im constantly searching for someone to eat bagel bites with

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hy my name is

my name is askretarded and my hobbies include bagel bites

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Fuckin’ retard ass, bless your heart. Love me some bagel bites, man.

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i wanna fuck too but not a guy like you

sory i’m not gay

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hy my name is

my name is askretarded and my hobbies include bagel bites

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introduck

by the way i just started this tumblr so i hope you all treat me well

if you’re a girl who likes anime make sure to DM me a question

you other guys can do it too

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oh no

i bit a bagel bite and it was too hot so i accidentally dropped it and it landed on my dog and he bit me :(

dont forget to ask me questions guys <:)