do you prefer potato chips or carrots
carrots are shaped like penis so potato chips
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do you prefer potato chips or carrots
carrots are shaped like penis so potato chips
lol i drew this picture by myself
Adventure
you stand near a table with a cup full of water
do you
A: pick up the cup
B: do nothing
you pick up the cup
do you
A: put down the cup
B: do nothing
you put down the cup
do you
A: pick up the cup
B: do nothing
A
you pick up the cup
do you
A: put down the cup
B: do nothing
your arm eventually gets tired and you put down the cup
heeheehee
please tell me this is ironic
I do not know what your big city folk words mean.
listen kids settle down
hey askretarded, do u have a girlfriend
uh no i dont but im constantly searching for someone to eat bagel bites with
hy my name is
my name is askretarded and my hobbies include bagel bites
Fuckin’ retard ass, bless your heart. Love me some bagel bites, man.
i wanna fuck too but not a guy like you
sory i’m not gay
hy my name is
my name is askretarded and my hobbies include bagel bites
introduck
by the way i just started this tumblr so i hope you all treat me well
if you’re a girl who likes anime make sure to DM me a question
you other guys can do it too
oh no
i bit a bagel bite and it was too hot so i accidentally dropped it and it landed on my dog and he bit me :(
dont forget to ask me questions guys <:)