Kinda Beat

[kushblazer666]

[joner]

Anyone out there

[joner]

[joner]

Anyone out there

[joner]

not feeling like jacking off :/

[dankmemeking]

ur in my thoughts and prayers bro. get well soon :(

[desert-palm]

[joner]

Trader Joe’s spicy cheese crunchies are the exact same as baked flamin’ hot cheetos nothing can convince me otherwise - blocking those who disagree and stealing their social security number

[joner]

Freezing bread so smart

[wizardjpeg]

wizardidiotsayswhat?

not falling for this little childrens prank.. my supreme body and mensa mind was able to place spaces in between the words to separate them mentally. 

go to hell

[guerrillatech]

[joner]

Long time no see, are you still super into jacking off

My legacy remains true

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

i will never allow a woman to appropriate any article of my clothing for her own use. this is a manifestation of the innate female desire to circumcize their romantic partner. when a woman takes your sweater (symbolic foreskin) you need to watch out for what could happen next. this is also why circumcised men prefer hoodies while uncircumcised men like myself prefer crew necks

[afloweroutofstone]

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

eminem’s got about lyrics about how the secret service interviewed him, so a journalist FOIA’d info about eminem from the secret service to fact check his rap

it turns out the secret service investigated eminem because of lyrics threatening trump and ivanka

and they really did interview him

and when one of the secret service agents started reading the threatening lyrics out loud eminem started rapping along 

and they noted that

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

@afloweroutofstone​

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6515270-LEOPOLD-Secret-Service-FOIA-Eminem.html enjoy

[afloweroutofstone]

I’m sorry to report that this is a W for Eminem

[horsejuice]

[horsejuice]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[sexhaver]

remember when Michael Phelps got in trouble bc pics of him hitting a bong surfaced? imagine the bong rips he could take with that lung capacity. the person after him in rotation would have to pack a new bowl every time because he would kill it and inhale the ashes to boot