I'm adding this here for visibility, but I should note that my wife is screening my mail, since at least one of my daughters is apparently on this platform—Sorry, what? Ah, just a moment...here.
Thank you dear—Hello, this is Kass's wife, Amali. If anyone else sends anything too...forward...to my husband, I will find you and shoot you with an arrow. In the face. ✨ Thank you! ✨
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Hello!
I've received word that the Rito are using this portal for correspondence, and since my Sheikah communication device mysteriously vanished, I've needed a way to keep in touch with family and the rest of the village.
It may be some time before I'm back in Hyrule (my maps have disappeared with the device they were on), but I'll do my best to keep up with any inquiries in the meantime.
Hmm, it's like a reimagining of our ancient vocation, carrying the mail...I wonder if I have a song somewhere on that.
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For a directory of friends, foes, and various other persons to send mail to, Chief Urbosa manages a very useful dramatis personae!












